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Edgar (vs. Surt)
« on: February 29, 2008, 05:38:45 AM »
Professional ladies man, machinist extraordinaire, beloved king of a nation, Edgar's done it all. Heck, if he wanted to, he could very well be a god... which just so happens to be what he's facing off against. Almost. Although Surt might have a nice title to his name, it's certainly not going to be of any help here. This match is actually extremely advantageous for our stout king. With Surt relying very heavily on fire-elemental attacks and Edgar being completely IMMUNE to fire, Edgar will easily be able to Drill his way to victory without taking much more than a bruise. After brutally beating Surt to the ground, Edgar can go off to do what he does best; flirt with anything that both exists and is female.
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Re: Edgar (vs. Surt)
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 04:20:50 AM »
Professional ladies' man, machinist extraordinaire, beloved king of a nation, Edgar's got it all. Heck, if he wanted to, he could very well be a god... which just so happens to be what he's facing off against. Well, kinda. Although Surt might have a nice title to his name, it's certainly not going to be of any help here. This match is actually extremely advantageous for our stout king. With Surt relying very heavily on fire-elemental attacks and Edgar being completely immune to fire-based offense, the King of Figaro will easily be able to Drill his way to victory without taking much more than a bruise. After brutally beating Surt to the ground, Edgar can go off to do what he does best; flirt with anything that both exists and is female, with hopefully just as good a result as this fight.
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