Alright, here's the first bigass post, these are the role PMs I sent out. You may notice two missing ones. This is because Dycedarg and Haruhi were both joke characters. Haruhi was always meant to die night 0, while Dycedarg was part of my intention to have deflected Xanatos Gambits hit unused sign up characters. And honestly, my favourite part of Dycedarg's death was the way it rattled the scum, who were feeling a little too triumphant at the time.
Why were they feeling so good? Well, read the role PMs and find out.
Dahlia Hawthorne
You are the villainous, vile Dahlia Hawthorne. Notorious for using everyone in order to get what you want, you're utterly furious that whoever's wrecking the party is doing so without you! In revenge, your goal is to muck up their fun no matter what happens to you. And if something does happen to you? What does death mean to an initiate of the Kurain School of Chanelling? Should you die, you can no longer speak, but you can still vote! You can only vote once per post, and can only post once per five posts.
tl;dr
Town Chicago Voter, vote when dead!
Gig
Who's the biggest badass of the land! Who's the baddest dude to crush them all! That's right, it's the totally indestructable Gig, that's who! Man, if you had your full power, it'd be easy to crush all these fools in a single blow. But sometimes you gotta make do with what you've got. And, well, all you've got is the power to summon folks. It'll save 'em from any Xanatos Gambits or Roulettes they're in, but there's also a price for this power. You slap 'em with half a vote that'll last for the rest of the day, letting them win any tiebreaks come deadline. And all you need to do all this is a simple ##Summon command. It's so easy even a moron like the incredible man-cow could do it!
tl;dr
Town Xanatos Joker, bust gambits and break ties!
Dr. Wily
Those fools, they think that genius can be stopped by morals. And that the rightful place of the most intelligent man in all the ages is anywhere but as the ruler of the world. But you know better, and you'll show them all! At least... you will one day. But, given that you're used to facing off against an unstoppable force, you've gotten crafty enough to always return and annoy that infernal Dr. Light any way you can, which makes you crafty in ways others cannot deal with. It... just takes time is all. You have the power of the Xanatos Gambit, giving the fool you target a slow death, and letting them know death is coming. And no mere Doctor can hope to stop your eventual doom either, all they can hope for is your nonexistant mercy and your choosing to stop your nefarious scheme! Of course, knowing all about teams, you work with one, and win with them.
tl;dr
Town Aligned Xanatos Gambler
Edna
These rubes dare take centre stage while you're around? Well, unlike that scoundrel, Weisheit, and these usurpers, you know how to work as part of a team. Of course... it's always useful to know more about everyone else than they know about you. As such, each night you can pick one person and find out what their profession is. Naturally, you win when the council does.
tl;dr
Town Aligned Information Broker
Gendo Ikari
Those meddling fools, can they not understand the peril, the necessity of doing what must be done in these troubling times? And yet now is when they dare get in your way? Well, no matter, for you are the cool and collected Gendo Ikari, master of all you survey. As part of team town, you shall use your not inconsiderable intellect to calmly crush those who stand before you. Of course, this stoic image you portray is merely a facade hiding the real you for you are secretly the...
TOWN ALIGNED MAD RANTER!!!
Each night you choose one other player, and PM me (the Wondrous Excal, Game Mod) a paragraph of text, which must at least partially be steriotypical mad genius rambling. It will then be delivered to the target via nailing it on their door.
tl;dr
Town Aligned Mad Ranter
Gaston
You, the great Gaston, have arrived to save the day. Such a hero you are that even Villains wish to spend time with you! And so, you have formed your own group of heros in training so you can show them how to be manly, get drinks for free, and pick up chicks. Your pupils are some space alien thing named Vegeta (Dread Thomas) and a Warboss Gorgutz (Carthrat)
Of course, you are not just the leader of a merry band, you are also a Hot Spud. That's right! You are the proud owner of a slightly irradiated potato. What does it do? Whoever holds it has one vote that they can never get rid of. Of course, during the night you can chuck it around, passing it on to some unsuspecting fool before it gets you hung, or causes your hair to fall out.
tl;dr
Town Aligned Legionaire/Hot Spud
Beatrice
As much as I wish I could give you a cool flavoured intro like everyone else, herein lie the dangers of the write in. Ah well, so long as the game's fun, right? Anyways, let's talk roles and alignment, shall we. Your alignment, Town. You win when the rest of the schlubs do. Your role? Minion Master. Somehow, you have a lot of flunkies. This means that most night actions that would normally happen to you, happen to them instead.. Some can get through this, but all lethal ones will be blocked.
tl;dr
Town Aligned Minion Master
Dark Helmet
Curses! If it isn't that dastardly Lonestar ruining your day, it's always something! But, with the Power of the Schwartz you're bound to succeed. Of course, you also have an advantage none of the other villains have: access to a copy of Villainous Anonymafia: The Home Movie! (Now on Blue-Ray and DVD) So each night while you have your official Spaceballs Whisky in its Official Spaceballs Glass, you can choose watch one person's adventures, seeing either you they visit if they head out, or who visits them if they stay at home.
tl;dr
Town Aligned Peeping Tom (Tracker if they leave home, Watcher if they stay home)
Bowser
Villains and heros come
Seeking to conquor my land.
They shall all eat pie!!!
What's this? A villainous plot to claim YOUR princess? And all you have to defend yourself with is pies? Well, if there's anyone who can make a pie dangerous, it's you! After all, with your trusty ##Pie: Target action you can give anyone .75 of a vote whenever you like! Even better, devious as you are, you've got tracking spells on 'em, so you can tell if they head out in the night! And did I mention the no limit to how often you can do this?
Of course, pie crusts and the humiliation slamming one into someone's face brings is a fickle thing. Whenever you do it to a new target, your old one loses their vote. Even worse, you only get one tracker so that stays on the first person you hit with a pie!
tl;dr
Town Aligned Entartiste
Vegeta
These weak fools think they can stop you? Well, that'll never happen, especially now that you've found the greatest team of conquorers you could find on this rock. And once you clear out those who can stop you, the world shall be yours, and then the galaxy! You've teamed up with some clown called the Joker (Sir Alex) and an eccentric millionaire called Mr. Burns (Feure). However, there's always fun to be had with teams, and so you joined two! You're also part of a Legion of Doom with this manly man jerk Gaston (Ciato) and some orcish swine by name of Warboss Goregutz (Rat). Naturally, you can also kill each night as part of the team, and you win when you outnumber everyone who isn't you.
tl;dr
Scum Legionaire
Joker
What's this? A peaceful meeting of villains, out to... work together? How wonderfully... BORING that is! Clearly, you'll have to do something to fix all this, and what better way than by setting all against each other! You've joined up with an alien with a most delightful inferiority complex called Vegeta (Dread Thomas) as well as a most delightfully twisted old man called Montgomerey Burns (Feure). Of course, unlike them you have so many tricks up your sleaves. For starters, if you do nothing you show up as Town to Cop investigations. You also have unlimited uses of other delightful powers such as the
Spies - Find out someone's role name.
Xanatos Roulette - Docbusting Kill. Takes place the night after you use it, and target is aware of his impending doom (it's not fun otherwise!)
Mad Ranter - Send paragraph to game control, must contain at least some mad ranting, will be posted on their door overnight.
tl;dr
Scum Master of Masks
Montgomerey Burns
So, these ne'erdowells seem to be gathering, and thinking they're the bees knees, do they. Well, you shan't let them get away with it so long as you're around. To this end you're working with this Nipponese chap named Vegeta (Evil Tom) as well as this pecuiarily quaint fellow who calls himself a Joker (Sir Alex). Together you'll show them all how things should be. Of course, you're not entirely without kindness. Each night you can replace one person's newfangled tool with a proper one from your own time, and let them prove their own incompetance as they're unable to use it.
tl;dr
Scum Master of Misdirection
Warboss Gorgutz
Dude! You totally picked someone I know absolutely nothing about! So you just get the tl;dr version!
Third Party Legionaire, you win as a survivor! Or, you can get a solo victory by engineering a LYLO with just legionaires alive!
Login info: Unchanged
Light Yagami
In order to defend the land, someone has to do the things others cannot. And just because some call you evil just means they're too short sighted to see the truth, and therefore cannot suitably judge you anyways. Of course, as judge, jury, executioner, you must stand alone, and all who would dare judge you must perish. You are third party, and you win if you survive when there's just two people left. Accordingly, you must prevent either side from winning until you can win yourself. It's a difficult task, but for someone of your genius, it's certainly doable. It also helps that you also have the ultimate tool, the Death Note. It... doesn't seem to be working right right now, but that doesn't seem to have weakened it. Notably, instead of killing people, now it... saves lives? Indeed, each night you can pick one person and prevent any direct nightkill on that person. However, you can then also control their actions from that point on until the end of the next night, preventing them from taking any action that would harm you. This includes everything from nightkills to voting.
tl;dr
Third Party Mad Doctor Win when you're alone
