VALIANT HERO Mafia! [World is Saved]

[Maya Kumashiro]

have -you- ever heard of a hero who knew when to shut up? other than batman.

Uh...

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* Almaz is lost in thought.

[Asuka Langley]

Just a minute, I need to make a phone call.

...Hello? Admiral Carter? It's Gordon! I've completed my mission, and I'm awaiting a pickup!

What?! What do you mean the entire EDF is busy right now?! You haven't gone and started an intergalacttic war without your DEFENDER OF EARTH, have you!? Wait, don't hang u-

...Well. Anyone here have a couch I could crash on for a few years?

[Maya Kumashiro]

I hear there's a vacancy for a new Dark Hero soon, Gordon.

[Asuka Langley]

Dark Hero, hm? Well, I suppose I have nothing else to do until the EDF remembers I exist...

This whole musician thing can't be as hard as they make out to be. Let's give it a whirl!

* Gordon grabs Axel's guitar and starts strumming...

(With any luck it works along with this which I swear I did not steal from a certain Overlord. Seriously! That name is a lie!)

This game's coming to an end!
But let's take a moment to reflect upon what's happened here!

Just a musical little recap if you weren't watching...

Scum are dead, and the Town have won
Townies are, number one!
True, you tried, but somewhere down the line
Your evil plans just came undone

First of all, your dear silencer
Prinny, former sinner, he said
'Dood, let's go for Flay!'
And we yelled at him 'No way!'
So then we tossed him
And our scum friend went KABOOM!

Waking up the next day we found little Saber
Slain pitifully the night before, so
We turned upon the hippie screaming
'The power is ours!' like a broken down record
Spilt toxic waste on his blue freaky face...
And then he melted~
2 for 2, Town can't be beaten...

Crap! They killed Hiro!
Quick-lynch Middleman!
With that face he's no big hero

Oops, he flipped Townie
Now for Kirk,
Wait he flipped Townie too?
(What the hell do we do now?)

Wait, no night-killing?
Scum must be willing
But a doc just screwed them over

Townie MVP, its!
Clear to you and me!
Gooood, joob, Smax!

(The Comedian
Tried to do him in
But it was Smax who had the last laugh!)

Anyway, mass roleclaim time!
(Mass roleclaim time! Mass roleclaim time!)
Oh, look, there's a Watcher! Oh, look, there's a tracker!
End of the line! (End of the line! End of the line!)
Axel tried so hard but there's a new Dark Hero iiiiiiin Tooooooown...

Scum are dead, and the Town have won...
(repeat)

Thank you, thank you! Any good DEFENDER OF EARTH is multitalented!

[Alice Margatroid]

And that, Arthur, is justice triumphing over the supporters of evil.

I think everyone knew who I was, I suck at anonymous.

[Maya Kumashiro]

Tom?

[Asuka Langley]

Don't ask me, I'm a foreigner. I know like three people here.

...That said, Tom is one of them...

[Tanaka]

Too much singing

to all this noise Noise NOISE i have but one pure, shining, unadulterated truth that will sweep you all away.

[Maya Kumashiro]

Some of the DL are good roleplayers, Gordon.  I don't think there's anyone in the DL who guessed all the DL natives right at least.

[Nathan Greaves]

In fact, some of the DLers are good at roleplaying other DLers apparently!

[Maya Kumashiro]

"Apparently"?  Did someone roleplay as another DL member during this game?  I haven't paid attention to player meta aside from Smax, who was very very obvious.

[Nathan Greaves]

Kind of.

You need to pay more attention to IRC, we've had the player discussion already.

[Maya Kumashiro]

Well, I haven't been on IRC in quite the while.

[Bill Hellsnake]

And some of us were sleeping!  Also, Captain Gordon, the Federation would like to send you this commendation for your heroism, truly you are the defender of Earth!  And no, before you ask, we're not hiring any starship captains right now.

Regardless, I hear there's Klingon activity in the neutral zone, so I can't hang around.  But if you even need me, just beam off a transmission and I'll be there.

Scotty, beam me up!


Captain's Log  -  Stardate 31415

The Conference at the planet Heroclix IV has ended successfully.  With the inspiration of my presence and manly, manly punch, they have managed to solve their issues and peace reigns once more.  In more personal matters, Starfleet will be dissapointed by Captain Gordon's regrettable attachment to the EDF, but it's how things had to be.  Not only can he be competition to my position as the sexiest and most heroic officer in Starfleet, but he also has his priorities out of whack too.  And may not be so understanding when he finds out that I spent the last three days with his sidekick Jennifer, helping her...  understand why her captain is always so focused on work.  All in all, the day saved, the girl most thoroughly won, a successful mission in every sense of the word.  Now to head off to the Neutral Zone to beat up some klingons.

Sulu, second star to the right and straight on til morning, Warp 4.

[Tohsaka Rin]

"Apparently"?  Did someone roleplay as another DL member during this game?  I haven't paid attention to player meta aside from Smax, who was very very obvious.

Oh yeah?

[Nathan Greaves]

He actually appeared on IRC last night and nailed you.

[Tohsaka Rin]

Aww.

[Mad Fnorder]

*Mask off* Is there going to be a full player reveal/role reveal yet? Surprise, I was in this game, btw. Sort of. More after the full reveal.

[Sierra]

I'd assume so. Lazy Yoshi, where are you?

[Bardiche]

He's British, it's in his blood.

Me knowing Smax = Cid actually made me certain you were town though. :p

[Kilgamayan]

Me knowing Smax = Cid actually made me certain you were town though. :p

Player meta, huh? Looks like you've learned a lot from that other game. <_<

[Magetastic]

Y'know... it's fun being the Flayvor of Evil.

[Bardiche]

Me knowing Smax = Cid actually made me certain you were town though. :p

Player meta, huh? Looks like you've learned a lot from that other game. <_<

Well, I forgot to FPMH. Once I get that down I'll be a much better player thanks to MotK!

Also, damn you Mage. I'm losing confidence in most my guesses thanks to you.

* Bardiche was Almaz, in case someone somehow missed that.

[Xanth]

What was with all of that dodgy information baiting from the roles during day 5 then, Bardiche? You were asking all of the wrong questions and that put you top of my list for remaining scum, and then assumed newbie error when it turned out it was Axel instead.

[Kilgamayan]

Oh, to heck with it. I was going to wait for Yoshi, but Hal went over this on IRC yesterday anyway.

1. Almaz von Almadine Adamant [Disgaea 3] - Bard
2. Axel [Disgaea 2] - Gate
3. Batmanuel [The Tick] - Alex
4. Captain James T. Kirk [Star Trek] - Excal
5. Captain Planet [Captain Planet] - Glen
6. The Comedian [Watchmen] - Feuer/Glen
7. Flay Gunnar [Mana Khemia] - Mage
8. Gordon [Disgaea] - Roukanken
9. Hazel [Watership Down] - Kilga
10. Hilda Valentine [Shadow Hearts 3] - Ciato
11. Hiro Protagonist [Snow Crash] - Tai
12. Middleman [The Middleman] - Fnorder
13. Prinny [Disgaea] - Zakeri
14. Saber [Fate/Stay Night] - Rat
15. Smax [Alan Moore's Top 10] - Cid
16. The Tick [The Tick] - Tom

My mentality this game was "hmm, I picked a character from a literary classic, I think I can do a passable Alex, he told me I was sort of acting like him in Villains, let's see how many people I can fool" and everyone that I've seen speak up about it was indeed tricked except for Yakumo. Even Sopko, who can read me like crazy for some reason, had me down correctly but later switched. I consider this a personal victory alongside the team one.

Kudos to Glen for taking a beating as Planet and then volunteering to come back and take another beating as Comedian. Kudos to Gate for a very well-played game, I think you probably would have made it to LYLO (if not won) if you didn't get smoked out by roles. Kudos to Cid for the double doc. That's crazy. Kudos to Mage for a well-played game in his own right. This was a very nice bounce-back from Gig. You didn't even need the mason claim or the Day 1 Scum Bus for everyone to think you were town.

Honorary scum to Tom because I still kind of wanted to lynch him before role madness took over. >_>