catchup time~
Suikoden 3 ver. all of the pcs because I'm silly:
Hugo: don't hug me mom/10 (needs time to come into his own, but is an excellent vehicle for physical thwacking when he does, and hey he can ride things before that happens. 7.5/10)
Chris: lesbian magnet/10 (tank all the things, delivers acceptable physical thwacking, TWR not really carring much about her shit magic stat is also nice when you have it. 8/10)
Geddoe: captains a comedy troupe/10 (not quiiiiite sold on him being the weakest of the main when the true runes aren't an option, though Hugo's probably better during that C5 stretch, and you get to play with TLR more than the others, and it is a silly silly little thing. 8.5/10)
Sasarai: lost his hat/10 (I love how the True Earth Rune's offensive spells are utterly useless for the five seconds you have it, oh well, tons of spell charges and a free Flowing rune means he can play support in the final while everyone else does the actual killing. 5/10.
Luc-3: still a douche/10
Yuber: fuck off/10
Thomas: is fated to wear the frilly dress/10 (that level of investment for someone with 03 str no thanks. 2.5/10)
Cecille: chris fangirl/10 (Thomas unite! Tank but not very good at it even when caught up, and high investment to boot. 4/10)
Juan: zzzzz/10 (Waking rune circumvention is trivial, still somewhat high investment but that is some high-end physical smash. 7/10)
Piccolo: hohoho/10 (starting E in lightning with A+ maximum OH FUCKING BOY, also has a locked and shitty physical rune, go away. 2.5/10)
Borus: angryface/10 (Tank that is good at delivering physical pain. 6/10)
Percival: hair gel/10 (Think he's a touch overrated, actually, only two free skill slots and one rune slot means there's only so much he can do with his good stats. Still, he's versatile enough for a 6.5/10, I think.)
Salome: exists/10 (unimpressive but durable-ish mage. 5/10)
Leo: can't catch kids/10 (Tanks aren't so good that I want one that's stuck at one swing forever. 3/10)
Roland: random elf/10 (how mediocre. 3.5/10)
Ace: loudmouth bickerer/10 (the stats are there but the skills kind of aren't. 4.5/10)
Aila: soda/10 (hello free shield rune and general competence. 6/10)
Jacques: .../10 (hello less competence. 3.5/10)
Joker: alcoholic old man/10 (pure mage that tries to pretend he isn't a pure mage OH MAN. Also locked shitty physical rune, still better than Piccolo. 4/10)
Queen: vegetarian/10 (unimpressive magic affinities and a shitty locked rune is kind of a waste of an 06 magic stat, but oh well, at least the physical end is okay. 5.5/10)
Yuiri: chief of the lesbians/10 (Oh man A in Heavy Damage on someone with Sharpshooter and a Killer rune and pretty great stats. Joins late but that's basically the only thing she does wrong. 6.5/10)
Yumi: lesbian villager/10 (Yuiri without Heavy Damage and specializing in Earth. Be still my heart. 5/10)
Alanis: st. lol knight/10 (PURE MAGE WITH 04 MAGIC. 1/10)
Augustine: roses/10 (actually good locked rune, fixed custom tunic... isn't the worst thing he could of done, gets rose brooches if you care. 6/10)
Ayame: ninja/10 (hello three swings and evasion. 6/10)
Bazba: lizard/10 (lol locked cyclone rune with 02 magic and B in wind, lol one swing forever. At least he can take hits, unlike Alanis. 2/10.)
Beecham: exists/10 (hello mr. mediocrity with 7 free skill slots. 4/10.)
Belle: has a barrel/10 (oh man A in fire and earth, the worst two of the main five. 4/10)
Bright: dragon/10 (meh monsters. 3/10.)
Connie: ko/10 (I deny the existance of useable pale gate runes and even if I didn't OH MAN takin' hits worse than Yulie. 0.5/10)
Duke: animu rivalry/10 (skill selection and weapon tend to matter a bit more than good stats, and while Duke has the latter, he doesn't really have the former, oh man one swing and no heavy armor. 2.5/10.)
Dupa: lizard/10 (if I wanted a Fury rune I'd use someone who wasn't stuck at one fucking swing. 3/10.)
Edge: find a vampire or something/10 (has something along the lines of Duke's problem, but at least has a better weapon to salvage things. 4.5/10.)
Elaine: staring contests/10 (actually has the stats and the skills. 6/10)
Emily: arm wrestling/10 (Smashy smashy~. 8/10)
Estella: trolls apprentices/10 (pure mage in Suikoden 3. Joy of joys. 3/10)
Franz: bug rider/10 (I'd rather just use Elaine if I wanted a fighter that minored in lightning rune usage. 4/10.)
Fred: find a windmill or something/10 (Borus trading Heavy Damage for a shield. Not really a winning trade in my opinion. 5/10.)
Fubar: griffon/10 (eh monsters. 4/10.)
Futch: eternal mediocrity/10 (4/10.)
Gadget Z: is a barrel/10 (Ah, no. 1/10.)
Gau-3: dogman/10 (There are better fighters, but there are also worse ones. 4.5/10.)
Hallec: axeaxeaxe/10 (Not really a turn 1 kind of guy given his issues in actually reaching a target to smack with his hefty three swings, which ultimately does not lead me to care much about him. 4/10.)
Jimba: why does the game even consider you a pc/10
Kenji: coach/10 (03 str on a pure fighter OH MAN. 1/10.)
Kogoro: arf/10 (oh man suikodogs. 0.5/10)
Koichi: woof/10 (oh man suikodogs. 0.5/10)
Koroku: bow wow/10 (oh man suikodogs. 0.5/10)
Kosanji: bark/10 (oh man suikodogs. 0.5/10)
Landis: don't sneak up on me man/10 (oh man mediocre skills, mediocre str, and a horribly slow weapon. 1.5/10.)
Lilly: sabre rattling/10 nice hat/10 (Borus trading the durability for somewhat better magic use. Not the most amazing trade given the affinities there but not the worst. 5/10.)
Lucia: suiko2 boss/10 (is good at things. 6/10.)
Lulu: gremio no/10
Mel: branky/10 (S in Lightning means that there are worse people, even if the stats don't really impress. 5/10.)
Melville: st. lol knight/10 (Just... there are so many other people with Heavy Damage, ones that don't have 03 Str. 2/10.)
Mua: moustache/10 (Terrible magic affinities waste his 05 magic stat, otherwise, S3 tank. 5/10.)
Nash: are you really married/10 (decent physical oriented character. 5.5/10)
Nei: bard/10 (I guess Jongluer rune is kind of neat but not sure how much I care in practice. Gonna lazy and give a 4/10.)
Nicholas: wait you spoke?/10 (what did I say about tanks with one swing. 2/10.)
Reed: licks lilly's boots/10 (oh man more mediocrity. 3.5/10.)
Rhett: fat duck/10 (Bad accuracy kind of hampers his potential good-powered three swings. 4/10.)
Rico: sancho panza/10 (oh man mediocre water runer with bad stats and one swing. 3/10.)
Rody: is trolled/10 (S IN MAGIC SWORD ON A PURE MAGE OH MAN otherwise Alanis-level affinities but at least he actually starts with them instead of needing investment. 1.5/10.)
Ruby: bug/10 (eh monsters. 3/10.)
Samus: licks lilly's boots/10 (oh man more mediocrity. 3.5/10)
Sanae Y: like father like daughter/10 (not really good but not really bad either. 4/10.)
Sarah: emo for luc/10
Sgt. Joe: smug duck/10 (A bit like Percy, lacks armor but has Heavy Damage, more open slots but a slower weapon. Probably not a winning trade but far from the worst one could make. 6/10.)
Shabon: drums/10 (Not... really sure why you'd bother. 2/10.)
Sharon: what a brat/10 (yawn. 3.5/10)
Shiba: lizard/10 (Warrior rune on someone with crap for... whatever the tradeoff was oh yeah also ONE FUCKING SWING. 2/10.)
Toppo: nose/10 (Not.. really sure why you'd bother. 2/10.)
Twaikin: shovel/10 (pure fighter with one swing and 03 skill. 2/10.
Big Viki: achoo/10 (pure mage in Suikoden 3. 3/10.)
Little Viki: pime taradox/10 (pure mage in Suikoden 3. 3/10.)
Wan Fu: dine and dasher/10 (rather mehish. 3/10.)
Watari: ninja/10 (kind of notably worse than Ayame. 3/10.)
Wilder: skinny duck/10 (meh. 3.5/10.)