Alright, here's the roles and players.
Town first:
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2girls1cup, aka Taitoro
Mafia game? Don't mind if you do~
You are a Town Aligned Scarecrow. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Scarecrow, you may at any point during a day phase simply declare yourself to be a scarecrow. You may no longer vote or be voted for and you are removed from the list of active players, but you may continue to talk as much as you like. This lasts for the rest of the game, it's not an "until end of day" thing. You are not immune to night actions, though, so you can still be killed off if anyone has the bright idea.
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In Soviet Russia, aka Alexchan
In Soviet Russia, mafia plays YOU!
You are a Town Aligned Power Charger. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Power Charger, you have the ability to increase the weight of your vote by posting in IN ALL CAPS AT 30PT FONT!!!! If you do this, that vote counts double. You may only do this once per day.
POSTING RESTRICTION: You must include one of the following in every post: an In Soviet Russia joke, or something written in Russian characters. If you have neither of these elements in any post you make, well then In Soviet Russia, the Mod will vote YOU! (you'll gain one vote against you from the moderator. This vote can hammer you, this vote can make things very sad during lylo, so be careful. However, I'll only put one vote on you a day, breaking it multiple times in one day will not result in multiple votes.)
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HUEG LIKE XBOX, aka Ciato(and later lmm)
17 players? Yeah, that's pretty hueg. Maybe not as HUEG AS XBOX though~
You are a Town Aligned Purveyor of Fine Leather Jackets. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Purveyor of Fine Leather Jackets, you may chose a target during the night phase and exchange power roles with them. This is a permanent exchange, you will now have their power, whatever it may be, and they will now be a Purveyor of Fine Leather Jackets. Yes, I expect this to cause hilarious chaos.
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Demotivational Posters, aka Yoshiken
Mafia...it's kinda like that.
You are a Town Aligned Ninja Trainee. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Ninja Trainee, you gain power from increasing you skills as a ninja. Basically, any time someone accuses you of "ninja-ing" their post, or simply uses "ninja'd" when yours is the post directly before theirs, you increase in rank. At certain ranks, you gain single uses of various night powers. These powers will be revealed to you as you gain them.
POSTING RESTRICTION: You may not claim to be a Ninja, encourage others to say "Ninja'd" in reference to you, or anything along those lines. Basically you can't tell people how to give you power. Unlike normal restrictions, if you break this one, you will not simply gain a vote against you, you will lose your power role. A ninja who is not secret is not a ninja at all.
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Advice Dog, aka Xanth
Play Mafia. Drive yourself insane.
You are a Town Aligned Insomniac. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As an Insomniac, you may talk during the night phase as much as you like, about anything you want, including the game. The only exception to this is if you get night killed, I will not let you post after you receive that notice.
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Yo Dawg, aka Dread Thomas
Yo dawg, I heard you like roles so I put a role in your town so you can night act while you scumhunt.
You are a Town Aligned Body Double. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Body Double, every night you may choose another player and pimp their ride cause all night actions that would target them to target you instead. This has the unfortunate side effect of carrying over into the next day phase as well, though. If the person you covered for the previous night is lynched, you will die in their place...
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Milhouse Is Not A Meme, Is A Jo'ou Ranbu
You have to wonder why Milhouse wants to be a meme so badly?
You are a Town Aligned Cassandra. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As Cassandra, you are a Fullcop. You can investigate someone every night and get both role and alignment.
POSTING RESTRICTION: You may never claim to be any sort of investigative role, including Cop, Watcher, Tracker, Rolecop, etc. If you do, you will be immediately modkilled and it will end the day. This is more a "spirit of the law" restriction here, so stuff like "hey guys I'm totally not a cop, I didn't investigate x night one and he's totally not a y" will still get you modkilled. If you want to know if a post will get you killed or not, feel free to PM it to me and ask~
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Over 9000!, aka superaielman
What does the scouter say about the insanity level of this mafia? It's...it's...OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!
You are a Town Aligned Meddling Kid. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Meddling Kid, you may chose a target during the night phase and unmask them, finding out who the player behind the meme really is!
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Rick Astley, aka Excal(and later Magetastic)
You're never going to give town up. You're never going to let them down. You're never going to turn around and desert them.
You are a Town Aligned Mad Journalist. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Mad Journalist, you know that somewhere out there is the greatest scoop of all time, the find of the century. But where? And who? Every night you may search for your scoop, picking a player and determining if it's them or not. If you find your scoop, you and the scoop immediately become Masons. You can not, however, confirm the alignment of your scoop/mason partner.
POSTING RESTRICTION: You have one of these as well! Every post you make must contain a link to something. Doesn't matter what, it can be a link to another post, a classic rickroll or something else entirely. If you make a post without a link, you gain one vote against you from the moderator. This vote can hammer you, this vote can make things very sad during lylo, so be careful. However, I'll only put one vote on you a day, breaking it multiple times in one day will not result in multiple votes.
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Boxxed Air, aka Glen
It's a little known fact that Boxxy is from West Philidelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where she spent most of her days.
You are a Town Aligned Albino Tomato. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As an Albino Tomato you...um...well, you're not entirely sure what you do. As far as you can figure, it's a whole lot of not much.
(Not in the PM: The Albino Tomato is in fact the mason partner of the Mad Journalist. Unconfirmed Masons, though. Which they have to be, due to the Leather Jackets running around.)
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OH GOT CARTHRAT IS HOT!
OH GOD DL MAFIA IS HOT! ...or well, maybe not, but at least it's a fun enough time waster.
You are a Town Aligned Giant Robot. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Giant Robot, you are exceptionally hard to kill. In order to lynch you, it takes one additional vote to secure the hammer, though you can still be plurality lynched at deadline if you have at least 2 votes more then the runner up. If you are one vote ahead it will be considered a tie and if you are tied, they will be the vote leader. Also, any attempts at night killing you have a 50% chance to fail. I'll let you choose which bot you want to trust that fate to should it come up~
POSTING RESTRICTION: You have to make up ridiculous anime style attack names for your votes. Any command with ## in front of it you type will be taken as a vote, so have fun with it. If you ever vote with just plain old ordinary ##Vote then you gain one vote against you from the moderator. This vote can hammer you, this vote can make things very sad during lylo, so be careful. However, I'll only put one vote on you a day, breaking it multiple times in one day will not result in multiple votes. If you end a day by hammering someone and breaking your restriction, the vote against you will count for the following day.
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AndrewRogue, aka Zerg Rusk(kekekekekeke)
Mafia rush kekekekekekekeke~
You are a Town Aligned Skindancer. You win when all scum are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Skindancer, you gain power by killing people and wearing their skin as a jacket. Pleasant, huh? If you are ever the hammering vote that kills someone, you may use whatever power role they possessed that night(or the following day if it's a day role). You only get it for that one night/day, though. No keeping the powers for the whole game.
Also, the REALLY FUCKING CREEPY nature of your powers makes you a Miller. You will return as Scum to any cop investigation.
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And now for Scum
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TOUHOU HIJACK LOL!, aka Kilgamyon
It's kinda funny that you'd play mafia, pick a Touhou meme and wind up scum. I swear I didn't do it on purpose. I also swear the role was random. Blame Hatbot, not me. <_<
You are a Scum Aligned Kappa Fanthing~. You win when all townies are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Kappa Fanthing~, you may pick one target during the night and spin~ them so that any actions they take effect someone of your choosing instead of who they originally intended. You may not use this ability and perform the nightkill in the same night.
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lolcat, aka QuietRain
You can haz mafia? Yes, you can haz!
You are a Scum Aligned Taboo Artist. You win when all townies are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Taboo Artist, you can choose someone every night and give them a posting restriction. You may use each of the following restrictions once:
Keyboard Thiefery: Pick a letter, the target may not use this letter the following day. This cannot stop someone from voting, mind you.
Talk Like A Frog Day: Make the target speak in Ye Olde Faux English, with things like "thee, thou, ye, thy, thine" etc, instead of "you, your, you're" and the like.
13375p34k: Make the target include at least one word of "leetspeak" in every sentence they type.
Make Up Your Own!: Make up your own post restriction, subject to approval.
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COMBO BREAKER, aka Sopko
T-T-T-TOWNIE BREAKER!!!!
You are a Scum Aligned Combo Number 5. You win when all townies are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Combo Number 5, you function as both a Rolecop and Roleblocker all rolled into one. You target someone, block them from acting and find out what their role might be at the same time. You may not use this role and perform the nightkill on the same night.
POSTING RESTRICTION: As a combo breaker, you are not allowed to perform combos! You may not make two consecutive posts without someone else in between. If you break this restriction, you get an immediate vote on you from the mod. This can hammer you, and it can make for a very sad lylo, so be careful. However, you can only get one vote for this on you per day. Multiple infractions will not result in multiple votes.
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All Your Base, are belong to Alice/bofh
All this role are belong to you. You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha ha ha.
You are a Scum Aligned Roflcoptr. You win when all townies are dead, yadda yadda, you know the drill by now.
As a Roflcoptr, you have the role of Godfather, cop investigations will return you as town.
HOWEVER, you are not entirely scum aligned.
You are also a delayed Jester, with an additional way to win the game. If you make it to Lylo and get yourself lynched there, you win a solo victory. Town and scum can fight over second place. It's conceivable for you to win twice, both with your solo victory and with a remaining scum managing to win through lylo. If you pull that off, you have my sincere admiration, sir. This is a hard role, good luck.
The other scum do not know of your Jester role. They only know that you are a scumbuddy.
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And finally, our third party.
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The Cake Is A Like, aka Roukanken
Look at me still typing while there's modding to do~
Your role is 3rd Party Landshark. You are a Survivor, you win the game if you are still alive at the end of the game, be it a town or scum victory.
As a Landshark, you have the ability to target another player every night and they will be sent the following message: "Someone has sent you a candygram*, do you accept it?" (*or telegram, or flowers, or something else. You can pick what each time)
If they accept, they will be nightkilled as you eat them as soon as they open their door~
If they do not accept, nothing happens.
