"Christ, still hungover. Hazel woke me up and then went to get some food, so I'm catching up... and... uh, wow. W-o-w.
"First, to cover basics; I think the response to Rick's post justifies it, yes, though Hazel left a note next to it saying 'WORK ON SYNTAX ROLLRICKER, LOL' and a frowny face. Irregardless."
##UNVOTE: Rick Astley. "Thank you for your prompt response. If ever you're looking for a good dom, I'd not mind being the first to rock your rolls.
"To the bookworm... ah. 'WTF R LAGOMORF, STOOPID BOOKWORM' and another frowny face. Irrelevant, I'm afraid. However, there are more pressing matters, and I've gotten into my getup to address them... Properly."
"That's better. Anyways! SLAVE X>9000. You beg and whimper at town's feet! Crying and cawing, suggesting vague fantasies while hesitating to commit - and when you do, it is on a silent scoundrel too afraid to even crawl forth! Such behavior is below even a slave, below even furniture! And yet you fail to be the worst of the lot! Fear not, worm, for we shall deal with you soon!
"Because...
"Oh, geez, I can't keep this up while looking at this. Russia?
Seriously? You're going to advocate nolynch? As much as this is easy prey for scum to jump on, and that's possibly what's happening...
no lynch? We have multiple lurkers, a few different suspicious individuals to deal with, and you're sitting here piping no lynch?
##VOTE: In Soviet Russia"I confess that trying to pick through these posts is hurting my head - well, that and the hangover - but I just can't read half of this. Hazel left a bunch of sticky notes complaining about it, too. If 9000 seems to be the lynch target, it has my support and I'll leave my own note to make sure Hazel switches to them if In Soviet Russia bombs out. Concerns about a Jester may be applicable here, sadly.
"Ninja'd by lolcats. No real objection to the post there. Will respond more to more posts when I can, uh, coherently think through them, but Russia is blazing red sirens at this point. Also want to hear the lurkers pipe up. 24 hours is understandable - beyond that? Querulous. I do not quite agree that time alone is no signal - if someone is attempting to spend as little time posting as possible, or seems to be doing so, their content would need to be heavenly manna to be passable."
"Double ninja'd, Shiki, vote for 9000, can't blame her. Him? Whichever. Regardless, mainly on Russia because, uh, no lynch as elaborated by others is stupid and I'm not having that and oh god my stomach hate hangovers"