AFC
East - Dolphins
North - Ravens
South - Coltzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
West - Chiefs
Wild Cards - Patriots, Texans
NFC
East - Cowboys
North - Vikings
South - Saints
West - 49ers
Wild Cards - Packers, ...uh...can we give this spot to the Bengals or the Jets? Uhhhhh...the Falcons, I guess.