What is this? A mere child faces off against a God? A child just hitting puberty? A male child just hitting puberty! Surely, this must be a joke! The Goddess of Fertility (and Unofficial Goddess of Making Things Explode with Massive Ether Strikes) is a bit distraught over having been insulted with a downgrade to this pathetic Heavy division, but with worthless competition like this, she should have no problem showing those who doubt her just what she's capable of. A flick of her wrist, and Jeff will explode in the aether at the behest of the mighty Freya's Ether Strike. Bottle rockets will avail the foolish mortal not, as they bounce off the Goddess's massive...defensive works...in an ineffective manner. Lasers, guns, rockets...nothing in Jeff's arsenal can prepare him to match even a tenth of the great Goddess's might. Don't challenge a god when you're just a horny little boy.
