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Milich (vs Tsai)
« on: April 30, 2010, 09:11:26 PM »
As deadly as he is beautiful, the most fabulous the great generals is ready to take Light by storm! Up against him is some...guy with a spear? Whatever! Milich simply overpowers his opponent in every category. There is nothing Tsai does that Milich doesn't do better. He's got more HP, more defense, more damage, crits more often, better hair, better fashion sense, more...what was I talking about? In any case, Tsai doesn't stand a chance, period. There's no shame in being beaten by one of the best, and the great general of the Scarlet Moon Empire certaintly ranks high on that list! Better luck next time, Tsai.
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Re: Milich (vs Tsai)
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2010, 02:41:26 AM »
As deadly as he is beautiful, the most fabulous of the great generals is ready to take Light by storm! Up against him is some... spearguy? Oh, heavens. This will be sad. The elegant narcissus is stouter, stronger, and most definitely prettier than this Star of Destiny rubble. But as they say! There's no shame in being overpowered by greatness, and the great general of the Scarlet Moon Empire certaintly ranks high on the list - be it through sheer might, be it through sheer beauty!
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