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Surt (vs. Edgar)
« on: February 29, 2008, 08:39:38 PM »
The fire giant from the land of ice makes his long-awaited RPGDL return, and what a match to greet his reappearance! At first glance, Edgar might seem like a problematic foe for the Lord of Jotunheim, but while Surt is admittedly out of his element, so to speak, against fire immunity, King Figaro is even <i>more</i> out of his element against status immunity, which Surt possesses. So it'll be a good old-fashioned fight, just the way Surt likes it, mano a mano. Well, an old-fashioned fight Surt will tilt in his favour with a quick casting of Might Reinforce to start the battle. With that power upgrade and the durability that befits a giant, Surt's massive greatsword will inevitably prevail over Edgar's puny drill. If all else fails, Surt can even call upon his Holy magic, Sacred Javelin, to punish this lecherous king, but this is unlikely to be necessary, as Surt proves once and for all that he is the master of physical strength in Heavy.

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Re: Surt (vs. Edgar)
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2008, 04:21:44 AM »
The fire giant from the land of ice makes his long-awaited RPGDL return, and what a match to greet his reappearance! At first glance, Edgar might seem like a problematic foe for the Lord of Jotunheim, but while Surt is admittedly out of his element, so to speak, against fire immunity, King Figaro is even worse off against Surt's status immunity. So it'll be a good old-fashioned brawl, just the way Surt likes it, mano a mano. Well, a brawl which Surt will tilt in his favour with a quick Might Reinforce. With that power upgrade and durability befitting a giant, Surt's massive greatsword will inevitably prevail over Edgar's puny drill. If all else fails, Surt can even call upon his Sacred Javelin, to punish the lecherous king, but his unparalled physical strength shall prevail.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2008, 04:24:36 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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