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Elvis (vs. Lady)
« on: May 08, 2010, 01:08:53 AM »
Hmmmmm. What is this puny little creature that stands before the great Professor? Certainly she doesn't <i>look</i> as impressive as the Raven King whose wings Elvis clipped last round. But sometimes small females hold surprising amounts of power - Elvis' own precious little Carol proves this! - so he will respect his opponent nevertheless. Elvis' large frame gives him his usual advantage of durability in this fight, and he's also extremely fast, which will give him the opening he needs to add a killer Variant Attack against his foe and her unremarkable agility. It will be a tough fight for the muscle-bound genius against this former champion, but one that he is certainly capable of winning.

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Re: Elvis (vs. Lady)
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 03:47:02 AM »
Hmmmmm. What is this puny little creature that stands before the great Professor? Certainly she doesn't <i>look</i> as impressive as the Raven King whose wings Elvis clipped last round. But sometimes small females hold surprising amounts of power - Elvis' own precious little Carol proves this! - so he will respect his opponent nevertheless. Elvis' large frame gives him his usual advantage of durability in this fight, and he's also extremely fast, which will give him the opening to add a killer Variant Attack against his foe and her unremarkable agility. It will be a tough fight for the muscle-bound genius against this former champion, but one that he is capable of winning.