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Zidane (vs. Ragnar)
« on: June 11, 2010, 03:10:26 AM »
Zidane has a personal grudge against Ragnar. While Zidane stands for truth, justice, and the natural male affinity for seeking polygamous relationships, Ragnar is decidedly monogamous. This affront flies in the face of all that Zidane holds sacred and he'll eat his tail before he lets such a slight go unchallenged! Ragnar's bulging muscles and solid strikes may seem as if they give him the upper hand, but quick and agile are going to win Zidane the game here! While Ragnar tries to pile the damage, Zidane will simply turn him to stone before the damage builds up. A fine statue in memorial of the great victory for polygamy on this day.

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Re: Zidane (vs. Ragnar)
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 05:22:03 AM »
Zidane has a personal grudge against Ragnar. While Zidane stands for truth, justice, and the natural male affinity for seeking polygamous relationships, Ragnar is decidedly monogamous. This affront flies in the face of all that Zidane holds sacred and he'll eat his tail before he lets such a slight go unchallenged! Ragnar's bulging muscles and solid strikes may seem as if they give him the upper hand, but trickery and agility are going to win Zidane the game! While Ragnar tries to pile the damage, Zidane will simply turn him to a worthless midget before the damage builds up and step on him. A fine liliputian victory for polygamy shall be had on this day.
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