Team Snow loses to Team Bard. Sadness. In other news, URUGUAY v. GHANA today. You only need to know the following as summed up in chat:
[17:01:12] <+RichardHawk> what
[17:01:14] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> what
[17:01:14] <+Alexia> what
[17:01:25] <+HaplessHero-PeculiarOdyssey> what?
[17:01:27] <@SageAcrin> what?
[17:01:33] <+Kilgamyon> Yep, volleyed it.
[17:01:33] <+Alexia> HANDBALL ON REPLAY
[17:01:37] <+Alexia> GIVE AWAY PENALTY
[17:03:44] * SoppyLives is now known as Suarez
[17:03:46] <+Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:03:50] * Suarez is now known as SoppyLives
[17:04:03] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> I totally missed the entirety of what happened there other than the Ghana dude getting kicked straight in the ribs
[17:04:09] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> which I think was the red card called?
[17:04:15] <+SoppyLives> No
[17:04:19] <+Smashy> No
[17:04:20] <+Kilgamyon> Red card was a handball to save a goal.
[17:04:20] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> no?
[17:04:20] <+SoppyLives> The red card called was the handball
[17:04:22] <+Alexia> Red for handball
[17:04:23] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> ...
[17:04:24] <+RichardHawk> Suarez blocked with hand
[17:04:26] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> hahahahahahahahahaha
[17:04:28] <+Alexia> Which blocked what WOULD'VE been a goal
[17:04:29] <+SoppyLives> BLOCK WITH HAND
[17:04:31] <+SoppyLives> PREVENT GOAL
[17:04:31] <+Smashy> blatant goal-saving handball
[17:04:31] <+Alexia> So they got a Pk
[17:04:36] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[17:04:36] <+Alexia> and then FAILED to convert it to a goal
[17:04:43] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> wow
[17:04:46] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> oh lord
[17:04:46] <+Alexia> [17:03:46] <+Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:04:49] <+Smashy> So now
[17:04:51] <+Alexia> As I was saying
[17:04:53] * Smashy is now known as AdviceDog
[17:04:54] <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:04:55] <+Alexia> LEVEL 5 YOMI DETECTED
[17:04:57] <+AdviceDog> MISS PENALTY KICK
[17:05:00] <+AdviceDog> KICK FIVE MORE
[17:15:21] <+Smashy> gg
[17:15:21] <+Kilgamyon> Wow.
[17:15:22] <+RichardHawk>
YESZ[17:15:23] <+Kilgamyon> What a dick.
[17:15:23] <+Alexia> BOUNCE BALL
[17:15:25] <+SoppyLives> Genius
[17:15:30] <+Alexia> NO ONE EXPECTS THAT
[17:15:33] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> ... fffffffffwahahaahaha
[17:15:35] <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:36] <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:37] <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:39] <+SoppyLives> BOUNCE BALL
[17:15:40] <+SoppyLives> WIN GAME
[17:15:41] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> Ghana out
[17:15:42] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> man
[17:15:43] <+Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:44] <+Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:44] <+Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:44] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> ah well
[17:15:45] <+Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:53] <+Kilgamyon> Kingdon just got styled on so hard.
[17:15:54] <+SoppyLives> <Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:15:56] <+Alexia> Suarez level Yomi is beyond 9000
[17:15:56] <+xorn-BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ> Disappointing, but maaaan.
[17:16:00] * SoppyLives is now known as Suarez
[17:16:11] <+Suarez> <SoppyLives> <Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
[17:16:16] * Suarez is now known as SoppyLives
[17:16:22] <+SoppyLives> This is why I like shootouts in soccer
[17:16:23] <+Smashy> <Suarez> <SoppyLives> <Alexia> <+RichardHawk> <Suarez> JUST AS PLANNED
tl;dr version - Suarez for MVP.