Son of Caption Contest (Possible eventual table breaking)

[Ryogo]

Man, I was going to make a comment about losing the pants or something too.

[Veryslightlymad]

This contest's winner is....

Cmdr_King!

EDIT
I have made my first significant error. Commander actually had BP say "I'll" here.

This is close enough to the actual dialog, really.

Other submissions:

Hunter Sopko:
"YOU DON'T NEED TO SEE MY IDENTIFICATION"
"... move along, sir."

Ryogo:
"But wait, no... It can't be! Not my one weakness?! It's...!"
"That's right, Hair growth formula. You are MINE, biatch."
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Not a lot of submissions. Does this mean even the great Paul Pelletier isn't enough to get people interested in caption contest again? It's a sad, sad day.

NEXT CONTEST FOLLOWS SHORTLY. If Pelletier can't bring out the posters, I know what will! (It's tits)

[Veryslightlymad]

Actual dialog: (Yes, the Watcher speaks in Blue)
"There's no reason to make threats, T'Challa. You're far too intelligent to use the nullifier"
"Don't test my resolve, Uatu."
~Dwayne McDuffie

SAD, SAD, STANDINGS:
Cmdr_King ~ 6pts
Others ~ Fallen off the map
Paul Pelletier ~ Losing his touch?
Veryslightlymad ~ Losing his grip?
Marvel Comics Writing Staff ~ -8 pts

And now, new contest, featuring Lady Mastermind, a personal favorite character of mine.
Art is from X-Men #197. Art by Chris Bachalo.


RANDOM JERK:
LADY MASTERMIND (1,2):

[Veryslightlymad]

Sorry for the delay. Schedule should get back to normal fairly quickly, so long as there's still some interest. Things are getting sane again.

This contest's winner is....... Taishyr!

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You know, my "I won't always give the winner to dick and fart jokes" would probably be a lot more credible if I didn't follow up a victory from a fart joke with a victory from a dick joke.

OTHER SUBMISSIONS:
Otter:

Otter thought he had to do his own photoshoppin', so I figured I may as well display his image.

Grefter:
"So what exactly am I paying for?"
"You are paying to watch. Sit down." "Now hand me your 20 sided dice."

Cmdr_King
"Hehe hehe boobs."
"*sigh* Just get in the chair." "Voters these days."

Following either in a few minutes or more depending on when dinner is, THE LAST OF FANTASTIC FOUR #544!

[Veryslightlymad]

Yep. Had to get dinner first.

ACTUAL DIALOG:
"You're an X-man? A super hero?"
"Well, I don't like to brag, but yeah. I saved the world a few times."
"Now listen up, Clyde. This isn't going to be a walk in the park."
~~Mike Carey

STANDINGS:
Cmdr_King ~ 6 points
Taishyr ~ 5 points
Grefter ~ 2 points because he was going to win this contest if I updated on time, but then I waited two days.
Otter ~ 2 points, but they are brown and smelly points.
Marvel Comics Writing Staff ~ -9 points
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THIS IS IT, FOLKS. The last of Fantastic Four #544. I know, I'm gonna miss Paul Pelletier, too. We had a hell of a run. But there's good news. The next caption contest begins part of a NEW comic that I think might have as many zany panels as this legendary beast.

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THE WATCHER (1,2):
But for now, let's give our dear friend one last hurrah with this number.

[Veryslightlymad]

This week's winner is...... CAPTAIN K.!*


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(*Actually, I was going to say Ryogo won this one for having the only submission to not be about dancing. I just couldn't get the text to work right. So here's the official runner up)
"View the awesome might of my new U'atu Action figure!"
"Complete with full karate chop action and red laser eyes! Who do you have "Watching" over you? Get yours today!"

OTHER REDUNDANT SUBMISSIONS
Cmdr_King
"Disco is not dead!"
"And Disco Uatu has a new pair of shoes!"

ZENTHOR
"One, two... Uhn, break it down now." 
"Uhn. Who got the funk?  I got the funk.  You got the funk?  No, I got the funk.  Uhn, uhn."
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Personally, I thought he was disintegrating them. New contest in a few.

[Veryslightlymad]

Actual dialog:
"You had but to ask."
"I am, as are all of my race, forbidden to interfere." (He's actually teleporting them)
~Dwayne McDuffie

STANDINGS. JUST FUCKING TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW I DECIDED THESE
Captain K. ~ 3 pts
Ryogo ~ 2 pts
Zenthor ~ 1 pt
Cmdr_King ~ Hey, shouldn't he have like, 6 points?
Marvel Comics Writing Staff ~ -10 pts
Paul Pelletier ~ We will always love you.
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You know, I really thought Pelletier drew some goofy panels, but you're gonna love this new guy. I've got many, many panels from this comic I plan on using. At least as many as the Pelletier comic. So GET USED TO THE HULK*
(*Hulk may not actually appear)
Comic is The Incredible Hulk #76. Art by Dougie Braithwaite. In the defense of Dougie, I loved his art during this run, but WOW, does this story produce some goofy panels out of context. Such as this gem.


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What the?

BETTY:

[Veryslightlymad]

To make up for how late I've been with the last few contests, this one updated after just a day!

Our winner? Ryogo!

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I gotta admit, I'm a sucker for Super Effective. Plus, this image is just funny if you picture two grown women mercilessly murdering some kind of cute grass pokemon, like a Bellsprout or something. Pooooor Bellsprout.

OTHER SUBMISSIONS:
Grefter
"I cut your grass.  You are powerless to do anything.  WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?"
(I almost had this as a winner, because "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW" jokes are another soft spot of mine.)

Gatewalker
"SILENCE!!! I KEEEEEL YOUUUU!!!"
(Simple. To the point.)

Cmdr_King
"Fucking hurricane!  From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
(The second half is Moby Dick, but what's the first half?)
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Our experience with Dougie Braithwaite is just getting started, and everything is already rolling nicely. New contest in a few. BUT FIRST, A SPECIAL TREAT.

[Veryslightlymad]

Today's special feature? FUN WITH REAL COMIC PANELS!

The following panel is not edited in any way.

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Stupid child-molesting X-men.

[Veryslightlymad]

Actual Dialog:
"Help me >uhh< clear these weeds away!"
Much less exciting. Dialog by Bruce Jones.
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And now for the next topic. But first, STANDINGS!

Cmdr_King ~ Hey, he has 6 pts again!
Ryogo ~ 5 pts
Captain K. ~ 2 pts
Grefter ~ 2 pts
Gatewalker ~ 1 pt, because you're a cool guy
Veryslightlymad ~ 12 pts, because you're a REALLY cool guy
Marvel Comics Writing Staff ~ -11 pts
Dougie Braithwaite ~ Lookin' good, kiddo
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Today's contest feat------- ...wait, what?

...What the fuck?

..........kay.
Fat Guy (1, 2):
Mr. Negative:
Fat Guy (3):

FUN FACT!
I almost used the panel before this, which had a narration box. The narration box is preceded by a thing that says "Chinatown", to set the stage. Because this sort of shit ALWAYS goes down in Chinatown. Unfortunately, it didn't have the great masked guys or Mr. Negative (on panel). Anyhow, submit away, gentlemen.

[VySaika]

Ah, not a Jeff Dunham fan, eh VSM?

[Veryslightlymad]

TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR NBA PLAYOFFS AND COLLEGE FINALS
Check back soon with new updates. Caption contest isn't gone, just on a hiatus.

[superaielman]

You bastard. Just as I put in a response.

[Veryslightlymad]

I'll get to it. No worries. I have to remember how to write in that language, though....

EDIT
Anyhow, School has to come first. Despite only having two classes, I somehow have five papers, a collage, and an interview to do. While waiting around for finals. (My investment final is 15-20 essays.) I also have to organize a folder, but that's nothing. (I guess most of the papers are nothing too. Still. There's a lot of them.)

[Cotigo]

Oh.  See.  When I read that I thought you were talking about finals for college league basketball or something.  Stopping for academic finals is fine.  The way you worded it I was about to call you a sports obsessed twat.  With poor time management, if he can't watch basketball and do other things.

[Veryslightlymad]

Eh. That's still a fair criticism of me. I've NEVER been good at time management.

[Cotigo]

Here's a hint:  Nobody is.  Those who are are lying.