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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Johnny Garland vs. Loki (both writeups)
« on: August 21, 2010, 02:34:26 AM »
This is really weird! I mean, why are those weird gods dawdling around trying to get a simple kid detective? Well, Johnny certainly could get a couple snazzy snapshots of Loki and sell them for a high price in the trade market, but that's not helping him live through this encounter, is it? But it's okay - with his Awaker form, this simple kid detective will harness the ultimate powers of Malice and put this Loki fellow down with a single casting of Ether Purge! And if that doesn't work... well, Johnny's always had quick feet for a run.

Bwahahahahaha! This is but a failed trick! What kind of fool would believe such chicanery? A run-off-the-mill New Yorker, even sporting those damned jackets, facing off against one of Asgard's greatest? This is even worth a chuckle! Johnny won't even know what brutalized his fragile build once Loki pulls out his dreaded Indiscriminate! And Ether Purge? Hah. That worthless technique won't even be enough to leave Loki keeling. Such an easy fight would be shameful, but Loki won't complain about getting away with murder freely!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Johnny Garland vs. Loki (both writeups)
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2010, 02:52:07 AM »
This is really weird! I mean, why are those weird gods dawdling around trying to kill a vanilla kid detective? Well, Johnny certainly could get a couple snazzy snapshots of Loki and sell them for a high price in the trade market, but that's not helping him live through this encounter, is it? But it's okay - with his Awaker form, this vanilla kid detective will harness the ultimate powers of Malice and put this Loki fellow down with a single casting of Ether Purge! And if that doesn't work... well, Johnny's always had quick feet for a run.

Bwahahahahaha! This is but a failed trick! What kind of fool would believe such chicanery? A run-off-the-mill New Yorker, even sporting those damned jackets, facing off against one of Asgard's greatest? This is even worth a chuckle! Johnny won't even know what brutalized his fragile build once Loki pulls out his dreaded Indiscriminate! And Ether Purge? Hah. That worthless technique won't even be enough to leave Loki keeling. Such an easy fight would be shameful, but Loki won't complain about getting away with murder freely!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....