Author Topic: Lani (vs. Cyan Garamonde)  (Read 455 times)

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Lani (vs. Cyan Garamonde)
« on: March 07, 2008, 06:14:58 PM »
Fangirling over Amarant, winning a Light title, fawning over Amarant some more, cooking for three billion moogles, swooning over Amarant... hmmmmmmm, Lani's schedule is busy this week. However, she can certainly spare some time to slaughter this incompetent samurai from Doma in order to try her hand at wooing her boss! Cyan's Swordtechs may seem pretty dangerous on paper, but they're actually insufferably slow to come off. As such, considering Lani's blistering magical offense and kneebreaking speed, she's pretty well off to an easy fight: Cyan will have been windsheared, drowned, frozen, burnt and electrocuted to piddling ashes by the time he would get off a remotely competent attack, and anything else he has is but a graze to Lani's fair skin. Well, that will be fast! It's a good thing, too, since Lani has a lot of work to do in order to win Amarant's heart.
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Re: Lani (vs. Cyan Garamonde)
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 05:17:51 AM »
Fangirling over Amarant, winning a Light title, fawning over Amarant some more, swooning over Amarant...Lani's schedule is busy this week. However, she can certainly spare some time to slaughter this incompetent samurai! Cyan's Swordtechs may seem pretty dangerous on paper, but they're actually insufferably slow to come off. As such, considering Lani's blistering magical offense and kneebreaking speed, she's pretty well off to an easy fight: Cyan will have been Wind Sheared, drowned, frozen, burnt and electrocuted to piddling ashes by the time he would get off a remotely competent attack, and anything else he has can do little but graze Lani's fair skin. Well, that will be fast! It's a good thing, too, since Lani has a lot of work to do in order to win Amarant's heart.
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