Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Wii)
Overlord: Dark Legend (Wii)
Grenadier (DVD)
The Emperor's New Groove (DVD)
Gift cards to WalMart and Best Buy
12-month calendar full of various drawings of mythological creatures
A quilt
Some salt and pepper shakers in the shape of Easter Island heads
New cutting board
Brita water filters
Betty Crocker cookbook
6-pack of Glade plug-ins
Assorted candy and foodstuffs
For those who don't remember, my cousin and I have a tradition going where we try to make each other's gifts as difficult to open as possible. Here's what I did to him this year.
BeforeAfter...mwahahaha.
Here's the story. About six years ago, I let him borrow my copy of Skies of Arcadia. Despite my repeated requests that he return it, he never did. So this year, I decided to just buy a copy for myself. I wrapped it up like you see above and gave it to him on Christmas Eve. Once he managed to unwrap it, I took it from him and told him that it was mine and he could just keep the copy that he's been borrowing from me for the past six years. Basically, I gave him his Christmas gift six years ago.
For his gift to me, he got his girlfriend to help him out. She took my gift (Overlord: Dark Legend) and sewed it shut in a small cloth bag using a sewing machine. Then she sealed off the seams with hot glue.
Then she did the whole thing all over again and enclosed it in a second cloth bag. Very clever.
As for the competition itself, I'm afraid that he beat me this year. I managed to get through the first cloth bag and had almost made my way through the second one when he managed to extricate his gift from the masking tape and thumb tacks. Then again, since I snatched the game away from his seconds later, can you really call that a victory?