Record of Agarest War Zero, or how my knowledge of manipulating transplant lists came in handy.
When we last left off--by we I mean I, by which I mean the royal we--I had just gotten a sneak peek at a dual boss with more combined HP then every boss combined. Combined. They have 40,000 HP combined--so 20,000 each because I'm patronizing you--and their three minions with 2,500 each. Fun. So, my first goal is to go and grind up enough Enhance points to upgrade all my equipment to it's max. Unfortunately there's a weapon that takes more EP to upgrade to level 2 then I get in a fight and it increases from there and I have other things to enhance and bluh. Eventually I upgrade everything but that weapon and go out for a test run against the bosses--after I fuse one of them in the Monster's Guild and see it only has 2,000 HP normal of course. It uh... well, doesn't go well just seems like an understatement. The little minions move faster then Sieghart or Linda so they get the first tunr, and since they combo with the Golems they manage to kill off Sieg before he even gets a turn. But this is a LEARNING experience so it's OK! Revive Sieg go after the minions, get'em nice and low and MISS MISS MISS OHGODNO. They--all of them--have the Willpower abilities that make them have perfect Evade against physicals and magic when at 25% or lower HP. And that means 500 HP, which is more damage then can do in a single hit(most attacks are multi-hit here). Hahahahahahaha, I don't manage to kill even a ONE of them before I get creamed. Oh yeah, they can also heal themselves to full. And it's group healing!
So, after a bit more something, I go for attempt two. I've boosted Sieg's agility enough now that he can go before the minions. I don't actually have him attack though--I'm doing this to boost everyone else's AP. Sieg gets killed again, I kill off two minions and revive him. I kill off another minion, and eventually put my new knowledge to use and have Minmel use her LVL2 Limit Break to don't act/don't move one of the bosses. Because they're actually a normal enemy remember? With one down, I can promptly wipe the floor with the other and win! Yay!.
Now for more glorious plot stuff and.... w-what? Why is it different then the GLORIOUS TRUE END guide? Uhhhhhhh...... no, no I refuse to believe that the very second choice in the game could have ramifications this goddamn far into this. Ughhhhhhhhhh, finish that, and oh-look, the event that's supposed to be before the trainwreck and would have let me fix everything showed up after! FUN FUN! Oh gods and I saved after and.... oh GODS I'M GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT THE BOSS AGAIN TO FIX THIS. Game off, crying and liver failure go. Game on, boss kills me because I screw up my positioning. Take 4, I win--with a better time then before honestly. I create multiple saves to safeguard and... ugh it's the wrong scene again! What why is this screwing up?.... oh, oh god no. The scene I want will only happen with enough points for one girl but because of my second choice I don't have enough of. So I can only get it after the event I don't want yet.
Que an hour of manipulating damn near everything to even myself out with the GLORIOUS TRUE END guide. I have to screw myself out of a bonus dungeon in order to even this out. DEAR GOD why do you hate my liver? it's been ever so kind and pious.
Everything becomes an annoying blur--except fighting the Golem bosses as normal enemies a mere two fights after beating them, and they had more 3x3 square monster back-up. And... oh yeah, the Golem boss was the last guardian of the MacGuffin item, so the first generation is coming to a close. Just one last boss to go. He's after another multi-stage battle and once again he.... well he has more HP then the individual golems but not by much--23,000 for those not-curious. he's also that brother revenge guy. Also he has a Limit Break that doesn't cost SP so he can spam it every turn and it has a huge attack radius and frankly it's no surprise I had more Game Overs to him then every other Game Over combined. Hilariously, when I actually defeated him, I took him out before his minion cover. Because he had been killing my guys so much I had enough Sp to unleash everyone's LVL2 Limit Break at once. Har.
So, with him down, the end of Generation comes I pick Sieg's wifu--Linda in this case because you can check what the offspring gets in town and that pairing was the best. After hilariously stupid things, Sieghart and all three brides are forced to sleep. Wait, what? Gods, I pity the poor fool who was using them because you can cripple yourself so badly for the Second Generation.
Probably why the start of the Second doesn't actually have a Save Point until after a gauntlet of new--not actually tough but losing my best character and another solid one for wankers makes them hard. Speaking of new characters...
Leonis: Is a wanker. He's stuck with daggers and frankly if I hadn't been randomly making things at the blacksmith he'd have sucked more then he does. And this was the best possible choice for him too, since the only other options were dagger&staff but terrible stats, or staff and pure mage. I do not want more mages. His extended area is also crap, while Sieg's could position his entire part with decent balance, Leon can't. And his Limit Breaks are crap too, his first is single target and can only land a crit, his second is the stat-down but getting to it is a pain since lol 100 SP. Except I saw it twice because everyone was dying so hard because he and Niel suck.
Niel: Eugene's son, somehow. Uses guns, somehow. Summons those wooden training dummies for his second limit break, somehow. Is also a wanker.
So, like I subtly eluded to the Second Generation leads off with a battle and Leonis is the perfect age for JPRG fightin and Captainin it seems as he now leads Sieg's old unit into battle. Joining him is Alice--who as an elf hasn't aged--Cal-Vina who also hasn't aged and why hasn't he ugh I thought you'd be less lazy then this game. Oh well, oh hey new face and ABUH? Eugene actually aged? And he's still a Lieutenant for some reason. Ah, that's right, Cal-Vina actually isn't human... No one else has aged either so... something.
So with great difficulty I beat the first two fights and set off to spend my huge amounts of consumables upgrading things because I do have a lot. Then I don't. I also blow 1/3 of my party points to boost Leon because he's a STR-less wanker. Dodgey, but STR-less.
So after I used so to start another paragraph, actually before that, before all of them, I went and started the next even and got the first of the Second Generaction harem-ettes. Woo-hoo? Apparently she was actually mentioned--but not seen--in the first generation as her father wanted her to marry Eugene. This won't be awkward at all!