Captain: Huh. So you could be a new player, try your hand invading with a cracked red eye orb from the beginning and draw a lvl 700 uber character? Are you sure? I heard those guys are lonely.
Dark Souls: Finished as the sorceror. I got a ton of cheap spells lategame, the boss of the tomb of giants was still tough.
I think I got the plot: (Massive spoilers ahead. You guys should save this somewhere because you'll just be confused by the ending, really, and this could help you... If I'm right!)
There is a massive war going on between the "Dark side" (dragons, serpents) and the "Fire Side" (Gods like Gwyn, Nito, etc)
As seen in the intro, dragons ruled the world at first. Then heroes of the fire side appeared:
- Gwyn
- The witch of Azelith (who became the bed of chaos boss)
- Nito
- The furtive pygmy.
The first three owned the dragons. Then the age of fire started ,as Gwyn became the official guardian of The Big Fire Thing.
Pygmy didn't do jack shit, though. In fact, a prophecy appeared, telling that the pygmy's descendants would pwn Gwyn and start a new dark age of humans. (Looking back, the dragons might have invented the prophecy)
Gwyn got paranoid as hell and locked all of pygmy's descendants (including the main character) in a prison.
One knight, probably working for the dragons/serpents, then released the main character to send him on a killing spree against the people who locked him up with seemingly no good reason. And also because he might think he could end this tyranny and start a new age of humans.
Meanwhile, Gwyn and all his friends naturally try to murder the hell out of the main character. If all goes according to the plan, MC kills everyone and leaves, he becomes some dark lord. The fire disappears. MC was probably manipulated into thinking humans would rule but really dragons+serpents own everybody. Bad ending.
Gwyndolin and Fraampt are clever bastards though, and threw a wrench into that plan. They thought they could manipulate the MC, too. So Gwyndolin created Gwynevere, pretty much the only really friendly figure in the whole game (with large breasts), to convince MC to try igniting The Big Fire Thing. Well, if he does that, he burns alive, the gods have won, and a stronger age of fire starts. Bad ending.
What I still don't understand is why normal people can become hollow. Among other things.
TL;DR version: Life sucks.
So this was fun... And I'm still not tired of it. Will restart as a priest soon. Or as a pyromancer?