Sorry if you're getting stuck with the bill.
Man, the bill is the last thing on my mind right now. I'm just glad that I'm still here. I think the insurance may be footing it, but of course, this just means it comes out of my payments to insurance the next time they bill me (which will probably skyrocket after this

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As I mentioned in chat, God clearly wants you to help me with my tax homework.
Clearly! Then I realize this is what I am doing my entire life and I make myself sad. Lulz.
Glad to hear you're alive, Tide. Now you an do more SPEEDRUNS.
Yes, yes. I need to get back my projects; I've been delaying to do unimportant things like work. I still have the ACF speedrun to do when I'm feeling unlazy.
It's official: A mere car crash cannot stop a true defender of Justice.
*Salutes*
Nice to know. I bet you took like only 15% HP damage.
Well judging by the visits to the doctor's I probably lost like 2% HP tops. The car took the brunt of it. I'm expecting it to be a write off pretty much.
I have to ask: Did the car go careening into an awesome tailspin? Details!
I swerved across three lanes on the busiest highway in the area without hitting anything but the guardrail on the opposite side of the lane I was driving on. The front of the car looks like a bulldozer bashed it in and it smelled like gunpowder due to the airbags deploying.
Thanks everyone

. I'll worry about the aftermath as life keeps moving; just kinda glad to know I managed to make it out of that somehow still in one piece and apparently still pretty good.