Author Topic: Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost (Read 96820 times)

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #900 on:** August 26, 2011, 12:34:03 AM »

You could try one of those seasickness patches they have you put behind your ear.

Idun · « **Reply #901 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:03:43 AM »

Sorry, Grefter.

):

I just realized I'm moving during this Hurricane Irene bullshit. Fuck. My. Life.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #902 on:** August 26, 2011, 09:00:43 AM »

Went on a date with an 18-year-old girl. Sex was great, but I am reminded why I don't like dating girls much younger than me (read: they are crazy-clingy).

On the plus side: Got a nice used car for like 2000 dollars. It's old, 1994 Honda Del Sol, but it's only got 84K miles on it. Also, the 18-year-old girl's father owns an auto-repair place and gave me a nice deal on replacing some of the older parts. XD

Very Important Edit: I also discovered that I have all kinds of time to read Gatewalker's writings now that I have a smart phone to read it on whenever I've got a free moment.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #903 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:38:06 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on August 26, 2011, 09:00:43 AM

Went on a date with an 18-year-old girl. Sex was great, but I am reminded why I don't like dating girls much younger than me (read: they are crazy-clingy).

They're also stupid, though. Women who are older than 18 usually don't believe me when I tell them I have a business meeting in that bar and "come back in a couple hours." Absolutely no way in hell I could get away with that one right now.

superaielman · « **Reply #904 on:** August 26, 2011, 01:54:50 PM »

18? Djinn, you should know better.

Shale · « **Reply #905 on:** August 26, 2011, 02:29:26 PM »

18 and you're setting yourself up to see her father again? This won't end well.

Lady Door · « **Reply #906 on:** August 26, 2011, 05:13:17 PM »

Hilarity ensues!

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #907 on:** August 26, 2011, 06:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Shale on August 26, 2011, 02:29:26 PM

18 and you're setting yourself up to see her father again? This won't end well.

Nah, her dad's cool, actually. I think I get along better with him than the girl.

Lady Door · « **Reply #908 on:** August 26, 2011, 07:14:04 PM »

Honestly, that could lead to even more hilarity.

metroid composite · « **Reply #909 on:** August 26, 2011, 09:09:36 PM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on August 26, 2011, 06:39:29 PM

Quote from: Shale on August 26, 2011, 02:29:26 PM
18 and you're setting yourself up to see her father again? This won't end well.

Nah, her dad's cool, actually. I think I get along better with him than the girl.

Ooh, this has the potential for you to cheat on the girl with her father (for maximum absurdity of situation). Is he bi?

Idun · « **Reply #910 on:** August 26, 2011, 11:51:31 PM »

So my manager called me and told me to come to work. I came. They surprised me with food, and a $100 gift card for gas, and some more extra cash on the side.

I bawled. I made other people bawl. Barring money, sometimes it just takes leaving to realize how much you were liked. It was just a customer service staff thing, but holy hell! Maaaaan! And my manager brought up really pivotal points during my three years there, and it just felt wonderful. My momma cried too. *NOW* I won't be driving by myself, since I'm going to use that money to send her back home Greyhound. Very good for me, considering I'm under 24 and am charged a surcharge per rental, the larger the number the better, sleep changes and someone to tell me I'm retarded and to pull over in hurricane weather.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #911 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:34:17 AM »

Quote from: metroid composite on August 26, 2011, 09:09:36 PM

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on August 26, 2011, 06:39:29 PM
Quote from: Shale on August 26, 2011, 02:29:26 PM
18 and you're setting yourself up to see her father again? This won't end well.

Nah, her dad's cool, actually. I think I get along better with him than the girl.

Ooh, this has the potential for you to cheat on the girl with her father (for maximum absurdity of situation). Is he bi?

I... doubt it? He -does- have a crazy ex-wife that he's not fond of and is so busy with family drama that he hasn't had time for a girlfriend or anything. But really, I think this is just fodder for MC's imagination more than actual Djinn-time drama.

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #912 on:** August 27, 2011, 01:46:31 AM »

That sounds far too rehearsed, Djinn

Cotigo · « **Reply #913 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:19:58 AM »

It's all part of the dance. Guy meets girl. Guy fucks girl. Guy meet's girl's dad. Guy is in denial for 3-4 days. Guy fucks girl's dad.

Let nature run it's course and don't force these things.

Grefter · « **Reply #914 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:27:12 AM »

If I am remembering the script for this genre of porn she will join in on the third act in a threeway. The real question is will ot use a strap on or not?

Cotigo · « **Reply #915 on:** August 27, 2011, 02:28:11 AM »

It's not a real question if the answer is "duh."

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #916 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:27:13 AM »

Like daughter, like father?

OblivionKnight · « **Reply #917 on:** August 27, 2011, 03:41:33 AM »

The most important question still needs to be asked:

Is he cute?

Oh, and pics of the girl, nao, too!

Idun · « **Reply #918 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:09:56 AM »

What a fucking dick. Using a girl for her father.

That said, I'll rewind a bit and go out on a limb: most of my female friends (23-26) thinks guys 25 and below are dumshits. In many cases, this is so true. Dumber than barely-legal girls. And smelly. They should floss more too.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #919 on:** August 27, 2011, 04:30:32 AM »

I'm totally not 'using' anyone.

And yeah, guys under 25 are such dumbshits.

Clear Tranquil · « **Reply #920 on:** August 27, 2011, 06:04:45 AM »

Djinn you MONSTER!~

Can we all use and abuse you like a piece of man meat?

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Honestly, that could lead to even more hilarity.

Add in the mother, any sisters and potentially an army of female relatives for maximum effect. I shall supply the claymores~

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I'm totally not 'using' anyone.

... oh. I hope not

~

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #921 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:36:29 AM »

You people are weird. I'm going to go have hate sex with a guy named Cody to vent my Freudian rage.

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #922 on:** August 27, 2011, 07:50:09 AM »

We're not weird, we've just decided that your life needs to be a sitcom for our collective entertainment.

Cotigo · « **Reply #923 on:** August 27, 2011, 08:09:24 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on August 27, 2011, 07:36:29 AM

You people are weird. I'm going to go have hate sex with a guy named Cody to vent my Freudian rage.

I got excited a little until I realized you weren't in Japan anymore.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #924 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:16:51 AM »

Quote from: Dark Holy Elf on August 27, 2011, 07:50:09 AM

We're not weird, we've just decided that your life needs to be a porn video for our collective entertainment.

I think this is what you meant to say.

Quote from: Makkotah on August 27, 2011, 08:09:24 AM

I got excited a little until I realized you weren't in Japan anymore.

...how do you know I'm not?

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Author Topic: Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost (Read 96820 times)

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