Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost

[Dark Holy Elf]

We're not weird, we've just decided that your life needs to be a porn video for our collective entertainment.

I think this is what you meant to say.

Why can't it be both?

[metroid composite]

We're not weird, we've just decided that your life needs to be a porn video for our collective entertainment.

I think this is what you meant to say.

Why can't it be both?

Porn video sitcom crossover starring DJ?  Oh man, let me get the popcorn!

[Cotigo]

We're not weird, we've just decided that your life needs to be a porn video for our collective entertainment.

I think this is what you meant to say.

I got excited a little until I realized you weren't in Japan anymore.

...how do you know I'm not?

Because the only thing that touched my ass today was a really painful massage chair.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

You people are weird. I'm going to go have hate sex with a guy named Cody to vent my Freudian rage.

He moved to Japan while you moved away. Your timing sucks.

But then, this explains the overgrown loli.

EDIT: Speaking of which:

Hilarity ensues!

Ashley is the bestest.

[Cotigo]

Hilarity ensues!

Ashley is the bestest.

This GIF belongs in so many places.

SO. MANY. PLACES.

EDIT: ... Just like Trance's dick.

[DjinnAndTonic]

You people are weird. I'm going to go have hate sex with a guy named Cody to vent my Freudian rage.

He moved to Japan while you moved away. Your timing sucks.

Well, it took a while to find a guy named Cody who was hot. Strangely enough, there aren't any to be found in Japan.

[Idun]

Street fighting man!

On the road now. Cowabunga, shredheads.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

You people are weird. I'm going to go have hate sex with a guy named Cody to vent my Freudian rage.

He moved to Japan while you moved away. Your timing sucks.

Well, it took a while to find a guy named Cody who was hot. Strangely enough, there aren't any to be found in Japan.

Are there even hot guys in Japan?

[DjinnAndTonic]

Yes, there are all types of Japanese guys. There's just a strong tendency towards the skinny effeminate type. In the same vein, Japanese people stereotype all Americans as fat and white, and that's only partially true.

For the less serious answer: "lol, they all look like hot girls to me - just the way I like'em"

[Grefter]

Made it to Melbourne.  My room got upgraded to a "Commercial" room, so it is still smallish, but it is comfy and pretty trendy.  Has a desk which is good.  Laptop on a steady surface instead of on a bed.

Wheeeee.

[Cotigo]

on a steady surface instead of on a bed.

Wheeeee.

Just like Trance's dick.

[superaielman]

Power out till thursday or friday. Fuck hurricanes.

[Cotigo]

Power out till thursday or friday. Fuck hurricanes.

Just like... Trance's...

No, sorry.  That's just rude and incomprehensible.

Trance's dick is never out until Thursday or Friday, though it may sometimes fuck hurricanes.

[superaielman]

Never mind, Dominion power apparently lied horrendously and it only ended up being a 24 hour downtime. I'll take that.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Welp, nightclub early outing got me some results. I have something to do this Friday night~

[Cotigo]

No, snow. The correct phrase in English is, "someone". You have someone to do on Friday.

[Lady Door]

My friend's mom and older sister are going to NYC for a week (Sept 18-Sept 24) and are looking for hotel recommendations. They seem to want to be close to Central Park. And, of course, the cheaper the better -- within reason, as they'd like to feel safe. They've been checking out airbnb.com.

I know nothing, as the last two times I've been in the area I've actually been in NJ. <_<

So... any pointers/help/suggestions?

[Cotigo]

close to Central Park.
the cheaper the better
they'd like to feel safe

Pick 2.

[Lady Door]

I hate this game.

Cheap is relative. They're anticipating spending over $100/night, but they'd rather not. Central Park's definitely the flex point.

ETA:

What say you, for example, to this? www.airbnb.com/rooms/54860

[Cotigo]

I'd say I dunno becsuse I've never really looked but with those criteria I'd say what I said.

[Clear Tranquil]

Family dog might be getting put down in the morning - 99.9% sure it is the best thing to do and the decision the person who has the main responsibility for/over the dog (sister/her dad) will make. I am sad now. Just found out this evening 

[metroid composite]

Family dog might be getting put down in the morning - 99.9% sure it is the best thing to do and the decision the person who has the main responsibility for/over the dog (sister/her dad) will make. I am sad now. Just found out this evening 

 

[Grefter]

Won a thing for work.  Some money off a trip again.  Looks like I go to the US again next year.

[Lady Door]

YAY!

Though I hope it doesn't coincide with when Andy and I go down to New Zealand. That would just be sad.

[Hunter Sopko]

Tentative dates for DL-Con Florida are June 7th-10th 2012, if that helps anyone.