Author Topic: Good Morning 2011: Wherein the emo comes to roost (Read 96761 times)

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #825 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:52:27 AM »

Well, Zenny, I've been drunk all week and it hasn't worked. The moment the Rolling Stones prophecised has come to pass.

Cotigo · « **Reply #826 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:05:54 AM »

You're not drinking enough.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #827 on:** August 12, 2011, 10:32:47 AM »

It's just getting worse now. I don't know how much drunker than this I cn even GET.

Fucking Stones.

Grefter · « **Reply #828 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:24:12 AM »

You only misspelled one word. I know you are something of a savant with this, but you clearly could be more drunk.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #829 on:** August 12, 2011, 11:40:27 AM »

Get deliberate when I type drunk.

Cotigo · « **Reply #830 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:11:39 PM »

Look dude. You got problems. The solution is to drink SO GOD DAMN MUCH that you make everything SO MUCH WORSE that your original problem seems petty and insignificant by contrast.

superaielman · « **Reply #831 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:29:04 PM »

Wait a minute, Rob has a limit on what he can drink? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

Yoshiken · « **Reply #832 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:32:13 PM »

No, no, no. He can keep drinking, he just won't get any more drunk.
...Without passing out, at least.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #833 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:00:20 PM »

...So life in the States is so much easier than in Japan. However, yesterday I was hitting on a hot woman and accidentally slipped into speaking Japanese half-way through a sentence and the whole conversation just kinda died when I had to explain for next 15 minutes about living abroad. Argh, hitting on women in my own native tongue shouldn't be difficult, dammit.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #834 on:** August 13, 2011, 03:09:56 AM »

* Jo'ou Ranbu looks at Djinn's FB profile.

Hey, he looks geeky!

Lady Door · « **Reply #835 on:** August 13, 2011, 05:48:56 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on August 12, 2011, 08:00:20 PM

...So life in the States is so much easier than in Japan. However, yesterday I was hitting on a hot woman and accidentally slipped into speaking Japanese half-way through a sentence and the whole conversation just kinda died when I had to explain for next 15 minutes about living abroad. Argh, hitting on women in my own native tongue shouldn't be difficult, dammit.

... why... How on EARTH are you managing to make "yeah, I lived in an exotic foreign country for three years and I just got so used to speaking the language!" a TURN OFF?

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #836 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:08:43 AM »

He lives in Florida, maybe?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #837 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:10:33 AM »

Quote from: Lady Door on August 13, 2011, 05:48:56 AM

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on August 12, 2011, 08:00:20 PM
...So life in the States is so much easier than in Japan. However, yesterday I was hitting on a hot woman and accidentally slipped into speaking Japanese half-way through a sentence and the whole conversation just kinda died when I had to explain for next 15 minutes about living abroad. Argh, hitting on women in my own native tongue shouldn't be difficult, dammit.

... why... How on EARTH are you managing to make "yeah, I lived in an exotic foreign country for three years and I just got so used to speaking the language!" a TURN OFF?

Yeah. I mean, goddamn, he looks -nerdier- now, he should be getting -more- pony, not less!

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #838 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:17:49 AM »

I'm pretty sure that only works reliably with guys.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #839 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:34:21 AM »

Also works with nerdy girls. But why would you want to date girls anyway.

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #840 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:37:20 AM »

Why would you want to date non-nerds, more like.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #841 on:** August 13, 2011, 06:41:16 AM »

Because they're inherently prettier than guys. Besides, Djinn did specifically mention it was a woman he was talking to.

Ninja'd by elfboy.

TranceHime · « **Reply #842 on:** August 13, 2011, 07:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Jo'ou Ranbu on August 13, 2011, 06:34:21 AM

Also works with nerdy girls. But why would you want to date girls anyway.

But how about nerdy guys who look like girls?!

Grefter · « **Reply #843 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:09:45 AM »

You don't need to fish for chances for Djinn to hit on you Trance.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #844 on:** August 13, 2011, 08:31:03 AM »

Ashley: why do you think I'm emoing about it?

Snow: nerdier? What? Just because I'm not doing a standard myspace pose?

Trance: I will take you to a karaoke box and do bad things to you... Interpret as you see fit.