Since I'll be home alone for Christmas, and I haven't celebrated with the whole tree-and-presents thing in 5 or 6 or more years, my parents sent me my gift early.
A Kindle Fire!
Shiny new toy is fun, but I'm already frustrated by how limited it is by proprietary shit like "if you download free ebooks from Project Gutenberg, they don't get to live on the shelf with the other books, the legitimate children from Amazon. No DRM means they're UNCLEAN and must live in the documents file."
... this is why no one should buy me presents.