Don't see a 2012 version. Anyway, TF2 castings! Why? I dunno:
Scout: Soppy. Trolls people with weapon heckling. Bonus points for having formerly run track.
Soldier: Trips. YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS FOR NOT BEING TO STOMACH THIS TF2 FANFICTION
Pyro: Meeple. No one really understands what he says. Also more importantly, has a HADOUKEN
Demoman: Zenny. Would probably fight drunk on the battlefield and can still kick ass
Heavy: Eph. Runs around on the battlefield trying to make you laugh. Screams gloriously when back-stabbed.
Engineer: Hal. Builds Sentries to shoot DLers
Sentry: Hatbot. Shoots DLers
Medic: Laggy. Is totes broken. Also, the Meet the Medic video pretty much summarizes Laggy hacking philosophy. "Is this going to work?!" "I HAVE NO IDEA
!"
Archemedies: Trancey. Laggy's pet birdy~
Sniper: Grefter. Would probably throw piss at people in battle. Being Aussie is a bonus.
Spy: Jim. Appears to only deliver awesome. Would totally be all "You got blood on my suit" after stabbing someone. Also sleeps with Soppy's mom. You just don't know it yet.
Admin: mc. Don't ask why. Just feels like a very mc role.