You are the Polyglot!
Sopko!As a master of many langauges, you feel compelled to share your knowledge with the world. To this end, each day, you must select a langauge to post in. The entire contents of your post must be in that langauge (including quotes from other peoples posts, should you choose to use them).
You
##Vote or ##Unvote as normal, however.
You win with the town. You may find various websites helpful.
Addendum: I didn't include it in the original PM, but Soppy was supposed to pick a new langauge each day. He PM'd me on this... after he picked English for day 1. Sorry! >_<
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You are the Demotivator!
Otter!A fundamentally cynical and ironic soul, every word from your lips exists only to dampen the spirits of others. To this end, each and every post you make must contain a demotivational poster from the following website-
http://www.despair.com/viewall.html-and you have to jump through any and all hoops of image-hosting that may arise. The contents of your post must refer to the image posted and bring it into relevance to the topic under discussion, and you can't use the same image more than once. There are 93 images total, which means you can only make 93 posts all game...
...but you can have
##Vote or ##Unvote by itself at any time without needing an image.
You win with the town.
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You are the Poet!
VSM!Your restriction is quite the pain
The limericks will drive you insane
Yet write them you must
Just don't get that fussed
When you get lynched in this game.
You must post entirely in limericks. This website will teach you how to create them.
http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/limerick.htmYou have no other restrictions! You can
##Vote and ##Unvote outside of limericks, however.
You win with the town.
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You are the Post Critic!
Corwin!You have exceptionally high standards and only posts of the greatest caliber will be tolerated in your game of mafia. All of your posts are to be (most likely scathing) reviews of the posts of others, in which you will brutally deconstuct their poor grammar, their thinly veiled intents, foolish conclusions, unfortunate plotlines, and other such monstrosities. You will allocate to every post you review a score from 1 to 5 stars. If you bring up subject matter of your own, it must always be somehow compared to the post which you are referring to. Reviews must be at least 200 words in length.
You have no other restrictions! You can
##Vote and ##Unvote without needing to write a review. You win with the town.
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-You are the Bullet Fanatic.
Andrew!-All of your posts are bullet pointed.
-Your bullet points cannot consist of more than 20 words each.
-You can have up to ten bullets a post.
-You can't post twice in succession.
-Someone else needs to post before your next attempt.
-You can't use commas.
-There is an empty line between each point made.
-Exception: You can
##Vote and ##Unvote freely.
-You win with the town.
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You are a Mute man!
El Cideon!You cannot speak at all, but armed with your tape recorder, you can replay the words spoken by others! You must quote the posts made by other people. You must quote entire paragraphs, unedited- you can't crop them or cut corners, or bold certain sections, or reformat them, or anything like that.
You can
##Vote and ##Unvote as often as you like, however, of your own voiltion.
You're also a cop, with guaranteed sanity to boot (although other things may affect your results.) Each night you investigate someone and find out if they are scum or town.
You win with the town.
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The Elmer Fudd
SirAlex!You're Elmer Fudd! Whenever you would use the letter 'R', you substitute it with 'W' (that is, you can't use the letter r at all). In your first post for each day, you must declare it to be (Player) Season, and pick out a particular player which you will hunt. All of your posts must contain blatant attacks on that player's arguments in one form or another.
You gain special powers whenever someone states the name of a character from Looney Toons. The name doesn't need to be complete (for instant, 'Bugs' in lieu of 'Bugs Bunny' is fine) but it must be part of their name and the reference must be intentional (so someone saying 'that bugs me' won't do, and nor will 'that wascally wabbit'). You don't count as far as saying this name goes... but other people quoting other posts do, unless they are quoting your post. Repetitions of the same name in the same post are fine.
You can pick one power to use each night, and gradually accumulate them as time goes on.
You win with the town.
0 times: No powers.
10+ times: Roleblocker!
20+ times: Doctor!
40+ times: Vigilante!
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You are a Man With Two Heads!
EvilTom!They spend more time talking to each other than to the game. All of your posts comprise of conversations between your heads. Your heads invariably have different opinions which they will argue about, although the difference need not necessarily be over who they think is scummy or not. Nonetheless, it must be there. Each head must state at least a third of your post, and should possess distinct personalities.
You can
##Vote and ##Unvote without discussing anything, if you choose.
You win with the town.
Addendum: The format of the posts could take whatever Dread Thomas liked, as long as it was clear there were two entities, and I felt it was. He wasn't modkilled because as long as each head spoke for *enough* of the post, things would be fine.
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You are a True-Blue, Dinki-Di Townie!
OK!Every post you make will explicitly remind people of your towniness, or perhaps your not-scumminess. How could anyone suspect you? It boggles the mind, really it does.
You can
##Vote and ##Unvote without reinforcing your position, however.
You win with the town.
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You are Captain Planet!
Shale!You have a strong dedication to protecting the earth, and hope to bring out the same in everyone you meet.Each post you make must contain an message about protecting the environment. The message must be different every time.
You can
##Vote and ##Unvote without spreading the word, however.
You win with the town.
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You are the Salesman!
Smodge!Sure, the town is under attack by the mafia, but you've still got a product to sell- The T.G. Puppy, a cute, stuffed dalmation that the girls will adore. People can purchase your product by stating
##Buy: Puppy, and you must try to sell the puppy to the audience in every post you make in a highly enthusiastic fashion.
You can
##Vote and ##Unvote without trying to flog the puppy, but it's really cute! The world needs to have it.
You win with the town.
Addendum: I really don't know where he pulled the third party thing from. I guess I should be more explicit? o-o
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You are a Pretty Princess!
Excal!You must be unfailingly polite within your posts, which means you must compliment people when you agree with them ("Your argument unfolds... like the petals of a beautiful flower...") and apologize when you disagree or vote for them ("...and unfortunately, there is no conclusion I can come to. I'm sorry! I... I don't want to think this way!") Your posts must be somewhat saccharine.
You CANNOT
##Vote and ##Unvote without doing one of these things, unlike everyone else, who can vote and unvote freely. You *must* pay compliments or apologize in the same post.
You win with the town.
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You're the Tounge-Twister McGoo,
LadyDoor! You laugh at all the petty taboos these fools have placed upon themselves. You shall make them suffer! Why? It's what you do.
You have the power within you modulate the way in which a townie is speaking! Each night, you can select one person and twist their tounge, causing their post restriction to mutate for that day. In general, this will usually make it more difficult for them to speak.
You're scum, and have no such restriction yourself, but you'd better fake one. Your scumbuddies are Yakumo and Tonfa, and you win when town is dead! Dead, I say!
Scumchat is in #crazymoonlangauge, password is 'babel'.
Examples of post restrictions are (and these may or may not appear in-game)...
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You're the Desperate-for-Attention Dramatic Artist,
Yakumo! You're as scummy as they come, but you are a tortured soul, and all you truly wish for is approval. You take approval to be...
-If your posts are directly quoted in at least sixteen other posts within one day. This doesn't apply to nested quotes, i.e. someone quoting a post quoting you; the reference must be original.
-If one of your posts is awarded a perfect score by another player other than your scumbuddy (such as a 5-star rating, an A+, 10 out of 10, etc)
If approval is met, you become invigorated, and become a godfather!
You're scum, and have no post restriction, but you better fake one. Your scumbuddies are LadyDoor and Tonfa, and you win when town is dead! Dead, I say! You also pick which of you goes on the kill, which deprives the killer of his powers that night.
Scumchat is in #crazymoonlangauge, password is 'babel'.
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You're a rolecop,
Tonfa!You have no post restriction, but you better fake one. Your scumbuddies are LadyDoor and Yakumo, and you win when town is dead. Scumchat is in #crazymoonlangauge, password is 'babel'.
