Why This?

[arbetskläder]

Hello everybody. i just thought what may be the reasons behind this issue. why i am not allowed to post. what exactly are the reasons.
thanks

[Anthony Edward Stark]

Uh, didn't you post just now though?

[AAA]

it's a spambot dude, look at the sig

[AndrewRogue]

We hate newbies.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

it's a spambot dude, look at the sig

I roll with them turned off?

[AAA]

...why?

[Anthony Edward Stark]

When I'm here it is almost exclusively me posting on my phone without a wifi connection, and not loading people's backlogs speeds that up. I also usually have avatars off.

Plus a lot of people put that backlog thing in there and I always find it mildly depressing with the lack of games people should, but don't, play.

[arbetskläder]

We hate newbies.

Remember you all were newbies for the first time. and secondly what do you think whether i should stay here or not. ?

[Cotigo]

Poll:  Have you contributed anything other than this asinine poll about whether you should be here or not?

If yes, show where and what and why we're deleting your posts for no reason, then we'll talk.

If no, shut the fuck up.  There's been a lot (and I do mean A LOT) of retards around the DL so if we've been censoring you in some way you've somehow managed to be goddamn worse than them. 

[Cotigo]

Actually, this post kind of pisses me off because it implies that I've not been doing my goddamn job around here.  Bitch ass bitch, SHOW ME where your posts have been deleted, because fuckin' EL if I haven't chewed your ass out before the people with THEMTHAR AUTHORITAH deleted your posts then I need to fuckin' do my goddamn JOB and CHEW YOUR ASS OUT.

Or it's an automated script.  Then I'm going to CHEW YOUR ASS OUT for SUCKING SO HARD while those fucks fix the fucking problem.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

The fuck do you have to do to get a post deleted, anyway? I'm pretty sure I once said Japan retroactively deserved being nuked for making Dragon Quest.

[Cotigo]

I do remember that, and even I was mildly offended by that. 

So you bring up a pretty good point, even if your mustache doesn't.

(Hint I mean my throbbing cock)

[arbetskläder]

I do remember that, and even I was mildly offended by that. 

So you bring up a pretty good point, even if your mustache doesn't.

(Hint I mean my throbbing cock)

Hmmm... I think you are fond of chewing cocks and have build well expertise in it. Dont worry dude mine is prettier than yours. now i am waiting when you delete my post.

[metroid composite]

I do remember that, and even I was mildly offended by that. 

So you bring up a pretty good point, even if your mustache doesn't.

(Hint I mean my throbbing cock)

Hmmm... I think you are fond of chewing cocks and have build well expertise in it. Dont worry dude mine is prettier than yours. now i am waiting when you delete my post.

He's not a mod; he can't delete your post.

I can delete your entire account, though.  (Side note: why don't people mark stuff like this?  There is a "report to moderator" button).

[Lord Ephraim]

The "report to moderator" button works? I swear I hit that every time following a Zenny or Meeple post.

[SageAcrin]

As a disclaimer to any guests reading:

A: Zenny doesn't represent the DL. Not that we have anything against Zenny. I'm just saying, we don't have any set policies of telling annoying newbies to suck cock. That's a Zenny policy.

B: We have guest posting off because spam. So, there's a clear, set problem, and posting random posts with spammy links in your sigs is a bad way to start here. Try to stay on topic with a first post, maybe start a normal conversation, etc.

C: Most small forums have guests off because spam. Actually, just most forums.

D: We like newbies as long as they don't make polls trolling the forum.

This has been a public service announcement.

[metroid composite]

The "report to moderator" button works? I swear I hit that every time following a Zenny or Meeple post.

Yes.  It sends an email to the relevant moderators, which means my phone will blink at me wherever I am.



(And yeah, I think Zenny (Makkotah) holds the record for user that's been marked more than anyone else...).

[Bardiche]

Are you sure it's a spambot? His reply seems pretty genuine.

(Haha, all the cocks going on here.)

[Anthony Edward Stark]

I do remember that, and even I was mildly offended by that. 

So you bring up a pretty good point, even if your mustache doesn't.

(Hint I mean my throbbing cock)

I stand by it.

Also don't you ever say another unkind word about my mustache. It got me through the Australian-American War in style.

[metroid composite]

Are you sure it's a spambot? His reply seems pretty genuine.

(Haha, all the cocks going on here.)

No, but we get about 10 spambots registering per day.  For better or for worse, new people need to be unambiguous about not being spambots; so if you're new, don't link a commercial website in your sig.

[Bardiche]

Are you sure it's a spambot? His reply seems pretty genuine.

(Haha, all the cocks going on here.)

No, but we get about 10 spambots registering per day.  For better or for worse, new people need to be unambiguous about not being spambots; so if you're new, don't link a commercial website in your sig.

Ah, right, never saw the sig.

[Cotigo]

The "report to moderator" button works? I swear I hit that every time following a Zenny or Meeple post.

Yes.  It sends an email to the relevant moderators, which means my phone will blink at me wherever I am.



(And yeah, I think Zenny (Makkotah) holds the record for user that's been marked more than anyone else...).

Ooh.  Neat.  Can I get a trophy?  Preferably one of a big throbbing dick.

EDIT:  So I just tried to report my own post to a moderator and was told that doesn't make any goddamn sense.  All I have to say to that is "Fuck you."

[DjinnAndTonic]

I was just informed that I'll be the one to deliver your trophy to you. Personally.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

The "report to moderator" button works? I swear I hit that every time following a Zenny or Meeple post.

Yes.  It sends an email to the relevant moderators, which means my phone will blink at me wherever I am.



(And yeah, I think Zenny (Makkotah) holds the record for user that's been marked more than anyone else...).

Ooh.  Neat.  Can I get a trophy?  Preferably one of a big throbbing dick.

EDIT:  So I just tried to report my own post to a moderator and was told that doesn't make any goddamn sense.  All I have to say to that is "Fuck you."

I got your back, but just this one time. The idea of a throbbing trophy is offensive Anywhoo.

[Hunter Sopko]

I do remember that, and even I was mildly offended by that. 

So you bring up a pretty good point, even if your mustache doesn't.

(Hint I mean my throbbing cock)

I stand by it.

Also don't you ever say another unkind word about my mustache. It got me through the Australian-American War in style.

What? Get off! Get lost! You're just a cheap pimp from upstate! Get out of my studio!