Feebas (Pokémon) vs Farmer (Etrian Odyssey III: The Drowned City) - ...what is this i can't even begin to anything. I.. have been really tempted lately to allow easy-to-get TMs and HMs for Pokemon, which would give Feebas Surf but.. he might win regardless. Since I don't see binds working here, the Farmer's best bet is to lower Feebas' attack and then try to kill from there, but starting with Tackle and then switching to Flail, what with the Farmer's low attack, might actually give Feebas enough room to win. The alternative is for the Farmer to use Lullaby, but that's a 100% chance for him to fall asleep and a 60% chance for Feebas to, so... yeah, this fight is a joke. >.<
Zubat (Pokémon) vs Swoobat (Pokémon) - Lol. Both hit weakness and are otherwise pathetic, but Swoobat is evolved and, as such, has higher speed. Zubat has a chance at flinch, I guess, but I'm not gonna hype it since he's slower, and that's enough to destroy that chance in-game. (Besides, if they're both Pokemon, I'm holding them specifically to Pokemon system, meaning turn-based and no flinch for Zubat.)