Author Topic: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans (Read 10145 times)

Luther Lansfeld · « **on:** July 26, 2011, 06:36:34 PM »

I am suddenly embarrassingly excited about the season. Reading people giving Aaron Rodgers love makes me happy. Good times~

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1 on:** July 27, 2011, 08:18:16 AM »

If half the team can avoid getting crippled (Finlay especially) I'm pretty sure Aaron Rodgers can break all records this year.

Including consecutive starts.

Scar · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2011, 12:07:26 AM »

Some major changes in the NFL!

Mcnabb is wearing purple.

Bush to the phins.

Ocho Cinco to the Pats....Haynesworth too.

Greg Olsen to the Panthers. Smith and D Williams staying in carolina.

Hasslebeck is a Titan.

Sidney Rice to Seattle.

Kevin Kolb to Arizona.

Steve Breaston to KC.

...

just to name a few.

Bucs are quiet...as usual.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2011, 01:49:28 AM »

I'm still confused about Tavaris Jackson being picked up. I mean, really?

NotMiki · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2011, 02:43:31 AM »

Welcome to celebrity rehab, starring Bill Belichick

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2011, 09:21:50 PM »

So New Orleans hasn't watched Sproles play a game in two years, I think.

superaielman · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2011, 09:28:53 PM »

The Eagles are going the full blown comedy option route at quarterback.

Scar · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2011, 11:10:02 PM »

Matt Moore has signed with the Dolphins!

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!

superaielman · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2011, 11:29:17 PM »

Meanwhile, Shale is... happy... with Eagles management? This is new.

Shale · « **Reply #9 on:** July 30, 2011, 02:27:50 AM »

For the Kolb trade? Yes. I'd rather have kept him and moved Vick, but there's no way to argue with the value they got from Arizona.

On the other hand, VINCE YOUNG?

Edit: On the third hand, NNAMDI ASOMUGHA! Throw on that secondary, Romo.

Scar · « **Reply #10 on:** July 30, 2011, 06:29:55 PM »

Miami cuts vocal Crowder.

I can't say i am too sad to see him go. he was...ok? He just talked too much.

Seems as though the free agent frenzy is dying too.

superaielman · « **Reply #11 on:** July 30, 2011, 09:48:56 PM »

The Eagles sign Cullen Jenkins. That is going to be one fucking insane pass rush next year for them. Jesus.

Scar · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2011, 01:15:20 PM »

THE BUCS MADE THEIR MOVE IN THE OFF SEASON FINALLY! THEY GOT A PUNTER FOR 20 MIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2011, 07:04:54 PM »

I just noticed the Ravens' schedule. Holy shit, they might have to play up to five difficult games this year?

Scar · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2011, 09:29:06 PM »

Bucs v Dolphins tonight.

Superbowl preview. Just you wait and see!

*prances around like a giddy schoolgirl*

superaielman · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2011, 12:47:20 AM »

"Breaking: Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles have agreed to a six-year, $100 million contract."

Oh shale!

Shale · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:28:13 PM »

Earthquake, hurricane, tornadoes and now this. How many signs of the apocalypse are we at now?

superaielman · « **Reply #17 on:** August 30, 2011, 01:37:29 PM »

VSM also is employed, you forgot that.

Scar · « **Reply #18 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:54:17 PM »

I wonder when he is gonna break his leg this time...

Scar · « **Reply #19 on:** September 05, 2011, 07:20:57 AM »

RIP Mr. Lee Roy Selmon. He truly was the first great Buccaneer.

*bows*

Scar · « **Reply #20 on:** September 05, 2011, 02:14:37 PM »

Uh oh. It looks like Peyton Manning might need another neck procedure.

http://forum.walterfootball.com/showthread.php?23636-Peyton-Manning-needs-more-surgery

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6931858/peyton-manning-indianapolis-colts-neck-being-re-evaluated-doctors-sources-say

Brett Favre can breath easily again.

superaielman · « **Reply #21 on:** September 05, 2011, 03:33:10 PM »

I am so ready for thursday!

Scar · « **Reply #22 on:** September 07, 2011, 08:07:09 PM »

Predictions!

Packers v Saints
Falcons v Bears
Bungles v Browns
Bills v Chiefs
Eagles v Rams - upset
Bucs v Lions
Titans v Jags
Steelers v Ravens
Colts v Texans
Giants v Skins
Vikings v Chargers
Panthers v Cardinals
Cowgirls v Jets
Dolphins v Pats
Raiders v Broncos

Winners of each division!

AFC

North - Ravens
South - Texans
East - Dolphins BITCHES!
West - Chargers

Wild cards - Patriots and Steelers

NFC

North - Packers
South - Bucs
East - Eagles
West - Rams

Wild cards - Falcons and Saints

Super bowl - Bucs v Dolphins - aka the end of the world as we know it.

MVP - Chad Henne
RotY - Daniel Thomas
CPotY - Matthew Stafford
Most improved - Reggie Bush

Offensive PotY - Phillip Rivers
Defensive PotY - Mario Williams

BOOM!

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #23 on:** September 07, 2011, 10:23:13 PM »

I think my joke predictions from last year were better.

If I recall, it was "Aaron Rodgers passes for 5000 yards and 75 TDs, while rushing for 2,000 yards and another 30 TDs."

Shale · « **Reply #24 on:** September 07, 2011, 11:10:47 PM »

And while that didn't quite pan out, he did do a dragon punch and win the Super Bowl, so that's something.

News:

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