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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2011, 08:28:59 PM »
Also he has one more Super Bowl MVP than Brent Farve.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2011, 10:13:00 PM »
So Peyton Manning's out for two to three months. Remember, the entire NFL (regular) season lasts four months.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2011, 10:19:31 PM »
If his cervical fusion goes badly he might have to retire.  He's undergoing the same procedure that Edge, the WWF wrestler, underwent earlier this year, and he had to retire because it didn't heal right, and as a result, one blow to the head can kill him pretty easy.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2011, 10:36:12 PM »
From the reports I've seen, Manning's operation is a one-level anterior fusion, much less intensive than the two-level procedure Edge went through. That bodes.....maybe not "well," exactly, but better.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #29 on: September 09, 2011, 12:13:49 AM »
I wouldn't be surprised, unless Collins somehow pulls a miracle and keeps them in playoff contention, to see him sit out the season, given when he'll be available.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #30 on: September 09, 2011, 12:53:59 AM »
Edge's neck was also very likely in worse shape, and pro wrestlers are one of the few careers where you take more of a pounding than an NFL athlete.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #31 on: September 09, 2011, 05:01:03 AM »
What a great 1st game.

Much more entertaining then last years.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #32 on: September 09, 2011, 05:26:13 AM »
I'll take that win. My poor heart.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #33 on: September 09, 2011, 11:43:01 PM »
How awesome was Cobb rolling over that guy, though? Holy shit.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2011, 10:07:54 PM »
So did anyone in that MNF game play defense at all?

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2011, 06:57:41 AM »
Henne had a good game?

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2011, 05:12:56 PM »
And Ted Ginn turned into an all pro on special teams. It is apparently 'Dolphin busts get good out of nowhere' week.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #37 on: September 25, 2011, 10:42:42 PM »
So, which bandwagon team will get the bigger following: Bills or Lions?

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2011, 03:13:45 PM »
Speaking of awesome things: The bears still suck.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2011, 06:03:46 AM »
So to solve some of their QB problems, Indianapolis goes with Dan Orlovsky, the man who lost his spot to Curtis Painter.

Colts winning the Luck Draft fo sho.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2011, 12:07:25 PM »
If nothing else, this should serve as a wake-up call to Garrard that his demands are too high.

Then again, he didn't really seem to get that memo when the Jags cut him in the first place, so.


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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #41 on: October 03, 2011, 02:04:25 AM »
I sometimes think I'm running out of ways to troll Shale about the Eagles.

And welp, then I see the highlights of the game today.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #42 on: October 03, 2011, 02:05:29 AM »
I bet Shale wishes we had Cowboys fans here at this point.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #43 on: October 03, 2011, 03:38:34 AM »
Doubtful, the Eagles are behind the Cowboys so far.

I'd also add: GO PACK GO.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #44 on: October 17, 2011, 03:37:41 AM »
Aaron Rodgers is better at real football than I am at Madden. On rookie.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #45 on: October 17, 2011, 01:58:23 PM »
You know your fanbase is spoiled when it starts bitching about a 24-3 win. Aaron Rodgers is godmoding it up.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2011, 04:42:08 AM »
Dolphins got outscored by the Florida Panthers tonight.


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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2011, 05:19:53 AM »
Hahahaha.
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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2011, 07:54:20 AM »
Dolphins got outscored by the Florida Panthers tonight.

Why are so many MNF matches bad this year, anyway? Sweet jesus.

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Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2011, 04:31:04 PM »
O_O Jesus christ Raiders!
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