Author Topic: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans (Read 10488 times)

AAA · « **Reply #75 on:** November 08, 2011, 10:30:15 PM »

Quote from: superaielman on November 08, 2011, 03:11:33 PM

Also, Jay cutler is a goddamn houdini in the pocket, the Eagles were in his face all night.

Clearly the offensive line's "tough love" strategy is starting to pay dividends. All goes according to plan.

Also to be fair to Reid it's also a Michael Vick problem, he's something like 0-5 against the bears now.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #76 on:** November 10, 2011, 03:32:57 AM »

Quote from: superaielman on November 08, 2011, 03:11:33 PM

Also, Jay cutler is a goddamn houdini in the pocket, the Eagles were in his face all night.

I imagine Jay Cutler's interpretation of the first half of the season was one long shounen training session, where his offensive line kept fucking up over and over and over and he gradually trained himself to deal with it better.

Now he is invincible.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #77 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:08:16 AM »

He may be stronger than before but he will never surpass Aaron Rodgers, because he only plays for himself and not his friends. That is a lesson Cutler will never learn.

AAA · « **Reply #78 on:** November 10, 2011, 04:58:45 AM »

On the other hand, Aaron Rodgers has sex with homeless men

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #79 on:** November 10, 2011, 08:55:45 AM »

I'm not sure what in shonen anime that would be a metaphor for, or if it's just a way to not have diabetes, but either way whatever he's doing he should just keep up. If his secret is carving up people and climbing inside their bodies, I say let him. Hell, volunteer people who are on death row; they'd be fucking honored.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #80 on:** November 15, 2011, 06:42:09 AM »

Aaron Rodgers may be the half-human son of the God of Football.

superaielman · « **Reply #81 on:** November 15, 2011, 01:56:07 PM »

He only completed like 75% of his passses and was held under 300 yards, not his best peformance.

superaielman · « **Reply #82 on:** November 15, 2011, 04:46:07 PM »

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/moving_the_chains/When-Asomugha-was-on-Fitzgerald.html?ref=twitter.com

Good lord.

Shale · « **Reply #83 on:** November 15, 2011, 07:06:43 PM »

I'm handing over the razors in favor of chainsaws.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #84 on:** November 16, 2011, 12:58:37 AM »

I guess that'll teach me to think the Eagles would be smart enough to glue Awesome One to Fitzgerald the entire game.

superaielman · « **Reply #85 on:** November 16, 2011, 07:39:50 PM »

Quote from: Kilgamayan on November 16, 2011, 12:58:37 AM

I guess that'll teach me to think the Eagles would be smart enough to glue Awesome One to Fitzgerald the entire game.

In fairness, they were just as dumb on offense.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/16/kolb-was-calling-out-eagles-plays-to-arizona-defense/

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #86 on:** November 18, 2011, 07:41:30 AM »

Super, I know you and Dune post in TFF so you may have seen this, but I wanna spread it around.

Aaron Rodgers ruthlessly stomps on little girl's dreams.

(baste those chubby cheeks with tears of gravy.)

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #87 on:** November 21, 2011, 02:45:54 AM »

Speaking of razors, they're saying Cutler's thumb injury might be season-ending.

AAA · « **Reply #88 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:09:37 AM »

It's 6-8 weeks, they're not putting him on IR on the off chance that the Packers starting line dies in a plane crash or something and they wind up in the playoffs.

Kind of a pity, it looked like the O-line was starting to pull itself together (5 sacks in the last 6 games, Cutler was on track to have by far the least amount of interceptions in any year), and Forte has been a total boss lately. But so it goes, I guess.

I was hoping that the packers rematch would at least be close, but so much for that.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #89 on:** November 21, 2011, 03:24:21 AM »

They've still got three games they should win pretty handily.

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #90 on:** November 21, 2011, 04:34:34 AM »

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #91 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:53:31 AM »

Would anyone like to step up and take control of the AFC?

...Anyone?

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #92 on:** November 21, 2011, 09:42:25 PM »

Eh, it's like the NBA's eastern conference 15 years ago. Once the Bulls and Knicks went down people kinda realized most of the other teams were actually pretty bad.

superaielman · « **Reply #93 on:** November 24, 2011, 01:13:13 PM »

I am so getting a share of Packers stock for christmas.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #94 on:** November 24, 2011, 05:22:19 PM »

Awesome One got carted off the field during practice today.

This must be God punishing Vince Young for coining "Dream Team" and the defensive coordinator for not knowing how to use Awesome One properly.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #95 on:** November 24, 2011, 10:21:39 PM »

Quote from: superaielman on November 24, 2011, 01:13:13 PM

I am so getting a share of Packers stock for christmas.

Buying one for myself, as well. I can get into a game a year, so I figured why the hell not.

Scar · « **Reply #96 on:** December 01, 2011, 04:28:34 AM »

This. Year. Sucks!

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #97 on:** December 01, 2011, 05:13:29 AM »

Mmm, tears of a Florida homer. Delicious.

Scar · « **Reply #98 on:** December 02, 2011, 08:39:45 AM »

Beast Mode!

superaielman · « **Reply #99 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:47:54 PM »

DeSean Jackson: Playing his way out of the NFL in a contract year.

Edit: http://oi39.tinypic.com/2u6l100.jpg

Eagles bad at defense, tackling, life.

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