Author Topic: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans (Read 10502 times)

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #50 on:** October 18, 2011, 09:09:27 PM »

I have to admit, I kind of wanted the Lions' first loss to be to the Packers at Thanksgiving. It was partially for dramatic reasons but also because last time the Packers played the Lions at Thanksgiving, the Lions were 6-2 and got torn apart so badly it caused them to lose all but one game for the rest of the year and then every game the year after that. We bashed in their heads AND their minds.

I would have had the Packers run in and interfere, but on the other hand, I'd also make it legal to switch teams by striking another player with a folding chair and pulling off your jersey to reveal the other team's jersey underneath, so probably I'm not the guy to decide on how football games should go.

Scar · « **Reply #51 on:** October 20, 2011, 02:29:24 AM »

Miami is on full Suck for Luck life support. LOVING IT!

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #52 on:** October 20, 2011, 06:31:52 AM »

...why would you possibly be glad your team is giving up six weeks in? Not that it matters; he's still going to Indy in the end.

Shale · « **Reply #53 on:** October 21, 2011, 12:34:36 PM »

On the one hand, they desperately needed to go out and get an actual QB to keep this season from crashing and burning. On the other hand, their hopes and dreams are now tied to Carson Palmer's knees.

Scar · « **Reply #54 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:21:59 PM »

Why am I glad they suck this year? I am definitely NOT glad. At this point, it's expected. The Dolphins have not been good for a LONG time. Take away that one fluke Wildcat year and it becomes even longer.

But I do have HOPE. Not this year obviously.

I am hopeful that they suck enough to get Andrew Luck.

I can't stand Chad Henne. I want him gone from Miami. I don't want an average QB. I want a QB that instills fear and pain to the opposing defense.

Can you do that for me Miami.....please?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #55 on:** October 22, 2011, 12:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Scar on October 21, 2011, 03:21:59 PM

I don't want an average QB. I want a QB that instills fear and pain to the opposing defense.

Can you do that for me Miami.....please?

Given the last 11.5 years, I'm going to go ahead and guess 'no'.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #56 on:** October 23, 2011, 11:31:55 PM »

So we had the misfortune of getting CLE/SEA. I think that was the single worst game of football I have ever personally watched. Holy shit.

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #57 on:** October 24, 2011, 12:21:26 AM »

Quote from: Rob the Stampede on October 23, 2011, 11:31:55 PM

So we had the misfortune of getting CLE/SEA. I think that was the single worst game of football I have ever personally watched. Holy shit.

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #58 on:** October 24, 2011, 05:00:18 AM »

I remember coming back from being out all day, reading up on that, and thinking we need to send disaster relief to anyone that watched more than five real-time minutes of that game.

And to think, thousands of people actually paid money to attend that travesty live.

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #59 on:** October 24, 2011, 05:37:34 AM »

Well, we decided playing FF7 was a better idea than continuing the pain. Next week hopefully will have a good game... involving... Seattle..... just kidding, that probably won't happen.

EDIT: Just checked. Bengals. Will Seattle score a single point in that game? That's the real question.

Scar · « **Reply #60 on:** October 24, 2011, 05:01:41 PM »

Thank you Tim Tebow!

Miami almost fucked up and won a game!

Suck for Luck continues.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #61 on:** October 24, 2011, 09:45:18 PM »

Brees still has a chip on his shoulder from the time he lost a game 64-3, doesn't he?

Kilgamayan · « **Reply #62 on:** October 25, 2011, 05:29:53 AM »

http://i52.tinypic.com/o76rsp.jpg

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #63 on:** October 25, 2011, 09:36:01 AM »

Counterbid:

superaielman · « **Reply #64 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:19:56 PM »

That first image nicely sums up the Ravens game, yes. I'm more amazed they managed the TD late than anything else.

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #65 on:** October 25, 2011, 04:26:23 PM »

I think that second image describes how all the viewers felt watching that game.

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #66 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:50:29 AM »

so hey guys when you are 5-2 can you please not get blown out by a winless team

*slit*

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #67 on:** October 31, 2011, 04:59:18 AM »

Well, guess there's now no doubt who the best QB in the NFL is.

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Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #68 on:** October 31, 2011, 05:02:56 AM »

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #69 on:** November 07, 2011, 12:54:39 AM »

Giants vs. Patriots... man... my poor heart.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #70 on:** November 07, 2011, 01:13:09 AM »

I could have done with a little less suspense myself.

superaielman · « **Reply #71 on:** November 08, 2011, 02:40:47 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/MS8mK.jpg

Goddamn Jay Cutler owns.

Shale · « **Reply #72 on:** November 08, 2011, 02:44:37 PM »

What the fuck is it with Andy Reid and the fucking Bears?

superaielman · « **Reply #73 on:** November 08, 2011, 03:11:33 PM »

They win that game if Henery can throw a football like a high schooler. Also, Jay cutler is a goddamn houdini in the pocket, the Eagles were in his face all night.

Lady Door · « **Reply #74 on:** November 08, 2011, 05:01:30 PM »

Gooooo 49ers

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Author Topic: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans (Read 10502 times)