Zenny gets it.
1. Life's like a jumprope~
Song referance I didn't really expect anyone to get. Blue October's "Jumprope". The line is "Up, down, up, down, up, down, life's like a jumprope." And since going up, down, up, down is what the game is all about...
2. Latin makes me want to die. Repeatedly.
Veni. Vedi. Veci. Apparently a section of the game that inspires great hatred. And causes many deaths.
3. A certain anti-hero may appriciate this game.
V.
4. What do you mean there isn't a jump button!?
Trying to make it obvious by this point.
I really do need to get around to grabbing and playing this game, on that note.