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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #625 on: October 09, 2012, 12:13:54 AM »
So what excuse did you use to leave after the sex, then?

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #626 on: October 09, 2012, 12:20:45 AM »
Tide's always struck me as the classy but timid type, so I would imagine a well-intentioned note on the nightstand served its purpose, possibly paired with a pre-made breakfast.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #627 on: October 09, 2012, 12:22:06 AM »
I'm still stuck on who the bride is~
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #628 on: October 09, 2012, 12:38:47 AM »
I'm still stuck on who the bride is~

Must be embarrassing for you at weddings.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #629 on: October 09, 2012, 01:10:29 AM »
The one that has knee pads on and doesn't own a pair of shoes or piece of wood with wheels on in any configuration.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #630 on: October 09, 2012, 01:50:17 AM »
Tide's always struck me as the classy but timid type, so I would imagine a well-intentioned note on the nightstand served its purpose, possibly paired with a pre-made breakfast.

The note reads "I was a ghost."

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #631 on: October 09, 2012, 01:54:29 AM »
Tide's always struck me as the classy but timid type, so I would imagine a well-intentioned note on the nightstand served its purpose, possibly paired with a pre-made breakfast.

The note reads "I was a ghost."

P.S. I drank all your alcohol.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #632 on: October 09, 2012, 03:15:05 AM »
Keepin' it classy.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #633 on: October 09, 2012, 04:26:20 AM »
Keepin' it classy.

Well that really depends on the quality of booze she kept around.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #634 on: October 09, 2012, 04:48:59 AM »
A fotie of steel reserve and vodka from a plastic bottle

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #635 on: October 09, 2012, 05:33:30 AM »
No no no, you've got it backwards. Tide's not the alcohol type, but the vodka in a plastic bottle was the pre-made breakfast, the note says "The quicker you drink this the sooner I'll return."

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #636 on: October 09, 2012, 05:57:49 AM »
TIL if you drink enough cheap vodka you'll see Tide.

Today, I quit drinking cheap vodka.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #637 on: October 09, 2012, 06:00:51 AM »
Yeah that is about as likely as I am to come out of the closet and declare that I actually like women.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #638 on: October 09, 2012, 06:44:45 AM »
I always said Zenny made for a terrible Russian.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #639 on: October 09, 2012, 01:16:31 PM »
Yeah that is about as likely as I am to come out of the closet and declare that I actually like women.

However, declaring your love for microwave ovens with hamsters inside is still fair game.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #640 on: October 10, 2012, 07:19:56 PM »
So we've been having a couple of volunteers work in our lab over the past couple of months. They are very nice even if they are a little odd, siblings who act like a married couple. Last month we get an email from a girl who wants to do experiments on the same machine that me and the volunteers are doing things on. We wanted to show her how to use the machine.

So first, she bails out of a meeting with the volunteer.

Next, we decide to meet and she is 45 minutes late for our meeting as well as being kind of audacious and asking if she can use our machine a bunch without cleaning it or doing any maintenance on it.

Then she needs a bunch of stuff from our lab, so my officemate agrees to meet her and prepare some stuff to give her. The girl insists on 9 am meeting (so my officemate spends an hour before this preparing the stuff) and then doesn't show up, emailing about it about 4 pm. She says she'll meet Monday, then she says she no longer needs the stuff that was prepared.

She bails on a second meeting with the volunteer, followed by asking the volunteer if she wanted to come in on Saturday/Monday of a holiday to help her, then yesterday we decide to meet with her. She tells the volunteer she wants to meet at 9, tells me she wants to meet at 11, and ends up showing up at 1:30 after sending text messages saying "well you said you were free all day, so it's okay if I arrive at 1:30 right???" (I had told her that I could meet any time in the day. This isn't the same as being free all day!) She also insisted on doing all her own samples rather than watching us do ours.

This, of course, all being meetings that are out of the kindness of our hearts rather than any obligation (okay, we'd prefer if she didn't fuck up our machine).

What the fuck?
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #641 on: October 10, 2012, 07:30:08 PM »
Sounds like a real winner.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #642 on: October 10, 2012, 08:11:47 PM »
Did you tell her to shape up or ship out?
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #643 on: October 10, 2012, 08:51:02 PM »
The answer is no fuck off get your own and stop wasting our time then. 

Response to the text abou rocking up 2 hours late is "No I have to go shooting and then for a long walk in the local marsh".

She has wasted like what 4 hours now at least?  Half a work day of lab time that isn't going to get itself back.  The answer is No.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #644 on: October 10, 2012, 09:30:27 PM »
Back in my day we took someone out back and beat em with an orange inside a sock until we got juice.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #645 on: October 11, 2012, 08:47:30 AM »
So I guess I've kinda been on some sort of hiatus or something because been depressed/sick/tired/withdrawey, I was starting to feel a bit better/like easing myself back into things again but now looks like it's going to be more of the same  (I also have another bad period and another bloody cold sore this month) =/ Sorry, take care everybody~
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #646 on: October 11, 2012, 02:10:33 PM »
That sucks. Hope things look up soon; in the meantime, punch Super until you feel better!
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #647 on: October 11, 2012, 08:18:24 PM »
I feel ya, CT. Take care of yourself! It's hard most of the year, but it's especially difficult in the middle of the changing seasons.
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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #648 on: October 13, 2012, 12:01:36 AM »
CT, always here to chat in PM.

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Re: G'Morning 2012 - Buddy Bear Kopocalypse Edition
« Reply #649 on: October 13, 2012, 10:35:37 PM »
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