What my client was trying to say is that although his tentacles may or may not have penetrated severally the entire female population of the greater Tokyo metropolitan region, principles of comity and Japanese family law should control here; though under American law plaintiffs wishing to establish paternity could argue the right to a paternity test, it is well-established under Japanese law that children have no parents1.
1See, e.g., like, every RPG and anime ever.
November 27, 2012,
NotMiki, Esq.