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« on: January 02, 2012, 12:58:21 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2012, 05:24:44 AM »
Right here? Then WHERE ARE THEY????????

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2012, 03:25:53 AM »
Britain is supposed to rhyme with written?

I'm not sure I agree with this poem at all.

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2012, 03:35:55 AM »
How do you pronounce them? They sound the same to me.

(Food and would, on the other hand...)
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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 03:53:23 AM »
Food/would, tear/prayer, and broad/reward (among others) may or may not rhyme depending on the dialect of English you speak. Britain/written should rhyme (first vowel is short i, second is schwa, I can't see any variation there), although... heh. I think I know why they may not to mc.

See, many North Americans (I don't, but my mother was British and I'm weird) turn "t" sounds found between two vowels into "d" sounds. This might sound weird, but try it, with words like "later", "eaten", "Saturday", etc., and pay close attention to what sound you actually pronounce. "written" is of course one such word. (the double t means nothing! Stupid English!) Now, notably, British English-speakers never do this, so all I can think is that when some people say the word "Britain", they take on a slight British accent just for that word, and keep the "t" sound as, well, a "t".
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 06:45:15 AM »
Yes, I suspect the big thing to remember here is that it's an English domain name, which means that it'll be based off of one of their accents and rhyming schemes.

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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 07:40:00 PM »
Mmm...nope, Elfboy's incorrect about my objection.

Britain, to me is pronounced "brit an", and I can't think of any more-proper dialects when it might be pronounced "brit en".  I can think of less-proper dialects that might be lazy with the vowel, but since this is a poem about proper pronunciation....
And written, to me, is pronnounced "writ en".  Not sure if there's versions pronounced "writ an"; I guess that's possible.

So...near as I can tell the vowel doesn't match.  (Same way 'tan" and "ten" sound different to me).

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 08:30:07 PM »
I've been using "Brit en" for as long as I can remember.
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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2012, 12:07:43 AM »
Mmm...nope, Elfboy's incorrect about my objection.

Britain, to me is pronounced "brit an", and I can't think of any more-proper dialects when it might be pronounced "brit en".  I can think of less-proper dialects that might be lazy with the vowel, but since this is a poem about proper pronunciation....
And written, to me, is pronnounced "writ en".  Not sure if there's versions pronounced "writ an"; I guess that's possible.

So...near as I can tell the vowel doesn't match.  (Same way 'tan" and "ten" sound different to me).

Britain doesn't rhyme with tan, to me, and I can't recall ever having heard it pronounced that way. Certainly both Oxford and Webster list it being pronounced with a schwa. The linguist in me says to never correct anyone on their pronunciation, but I am quite surprised at "Bri-tan".

I'm even more surprised that you would pronounce written to rhyme with "ten", although I can't tell for sure if that's what you meant. The last vowel of "written" is the same as the last vowels of "happen", "pencil", "Sarah", etc. It really isn't a good idea to use an e for it, although no written vowel really works, despite the fact it's the most common vowel sound in English, ə.

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« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2012, 12:27:27 AM »
Mark me down as another who pronounces the last syllable of "Britain" closer to "tan" than "ten," although it's more a muddled mess in-between the two.

Also, I have no idea what you're talking about with the pronunciation of "written." The last syllable absolutely rhymes with "ten" to me, and I've never heard it pronounced another way. Nor have I heard Sarah (ser AH, or very rarely SAH rah), pencil (pen SILL) and happen (hah PEN) pronounced remotely similarly.
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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2012, 12:39:10 AM »
On the subject then, how do you differentiate that pronunciation of Britain with "Briton"? More emphasis on the t?

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« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2012, 12:46:52 AM »
I can't say how you pronounce them without hearing you speak, but I guarantee you've heard them if you've watched TV/movies or listened to voice acted games, since a large majority of English speakers pronounce those words those ways. Look 'em up in Webster's, note that it doesn't even list a variant pronunciation that lacks the schwa.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/happen -> \ˈha-pən\
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pencil -> \ˈpen(t)-səl\
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarah -> \ˈser-ə, ˈsā-rə\

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Neph: I do not personally differentiate between those two. Some people may, however.

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« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2012, 02:10:03 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2012, 11:04:27 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2012, 10:40:37 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2012, 11:06:37 PM »
I'm struck by The Atlantic using the phrase "slow clap."
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« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2012, 01:09:01 AM »
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« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2012, 01:11:12 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2012, 03:12:25 AM »
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