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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #175 on: July 28, 2012, 11:30:12 AM »
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/07/18/rush-limbaugh-dark-knight-rises-bane-romney-bain-capital-batman/

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #176 on: August 02, 2012, 02:08:05 PM »
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57484704-503544/congressman-links-contraception-mandate-to-9-11-pearl-harbor-day/

Good rule of thumb for politicians: Any type you are going to compare an issue to 9-11 or Pearl Harbor, use this handy guide first to make sure you don't look like an idiot!

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1.  Does a state of war exist with the United States and another country due to this action? As an attachment, did this action cost a serious loss of life? If Y, make the comparison. If N, see 2.

2. Did this action cause billions of dollars in damage, cause a radical shift in US policy and bring terrorism to the forefront of society? If Y, make the comparison. If N, see 3.  Due to the nebulous nature of terrorism, it can be difficult to accurately gauge if something fits here perfectly. Please use restraint and as always, 3 is there to cover your back at worst.

3.  SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING CHIC FIL A/ABORTION/THE US SOCIAL NET/SPACE ALIENS/YOUR PET ISSUE INTO A GODDAMN NATIONAL TRAGEDY.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #177 on: August 02, 2012, 11:30:27 PM »
I'm kind of confused. They specifically made an exception for religious institutions as well. So is the problem that as a Christian manage at Wal-Mart you have to make an exception?

I mean, strictly speaking, isn't paying employees who can use said money for contraception the same thing anyway?
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #178 on: August 02, 2012, 11:58:58 PM »
Going out of pocket is a lot more expensive than having insurance that covers it. Plus how can they punish the sex-havers this way?

Religious freedom = being able to force people who don't believe in your imaginary sky friend to follow the myths of bronze-age sheep herders.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #179 on: August 07, 2012, 01:50:00 PM »
http://storify.com/redtani/anti-rh-think-weather-is-god-s-punishment-for-the

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #180 on: August 07, 2012, 03:29:44 PM »
Because there have never been notable floods before. Ever.

That, and I'm pretty sure America remains a more notable flood target.

Also, doesn't God specifically not intervene anymore or something? I could swear there is a reason that we don't get old school, awesome, medieval miracles anymore. My memory may be failing me, though.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #181 on: August 09, 2012, 12:14:47 PM »
http://www.lifesitenews.com/news/filipino-bishops-warn-that-reproductive-health-bill-first-step-toward-legal/

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“It is therefore quite disturbing when the country is told that having too many children is a burden to the national budget,” the Cebu archbishop said, noting, “There is a grave reason to worry when the government would rather suppress the population through the RH Bill instead of confronting the real causes of poverty.”

Look at the God-forsaken figures and then tell me with a straight face that having more children won't posit an additional burden to the national budget. Why are people so insistent on deluding themselves? It's baffling.

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“We are battling against contraception because we know it can harm your soul. Believe me. Contraception harms your soul. Contraception is corruption,” Archbishop Villegas stated, adding, “Contraceptive pills teach us this ‘It is alright to have sex with someone provided you are safe from babies. Babies are a nuisance.’ A culture of contraception looks at babies as reasons for our poverty. Birth control, they say, means more food, more classrooms, more houses and better health for mothers. If more babies are the cause of poverty, are we now saying, ‘No more children means no more hardship?’”

nice logical leap there archbishop

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Archbishop Villegas concluded his plea to Filipino youth by reiterating that “Contraception is corruption. Contraception is the mother of abortion. Contraception makes sex pleasure cheap without responsibility. Contraception says babies and children are annoying. Contraception is contra youth. Contraception is contra children. Contraception is against us.” He noted incisively, “There is no Tagalog or Pangasinan word for contraception because it is not only ungodly, it is also unFilipino.”

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #182 on: August 09, 2012, 07:47:01 PM »
http://www.desmogblog.com/who-needs-scientists-when-you%E2%80%99ve-got-james-inhofe

For realz. No one knows more about climate science than an old crazy senator.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #183 on: August 14, 2012, 02:33:54 AM »
http://www.news-journal.com/news/local/lawsuit-claims-black-sacker-ban-from-big-sandy-grocery-store/article_211e8217-acdf-5489-8915-8f6cc7900470.html

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DeWitt R. Thomas filed a federal lawsuit in July against Keith Langston, owner of Two Rivers Grocery & Market.

According to the lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court in Tyler, Thomas entered the market on March 5 to buy food.

He stated in a nine-page, hand-written lawsuit that he told the grocery sacker, a black man, “Wait a minute, don’t touch my groceries. I can’t have someone negroidal touch my food. It’s against my creed.”

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When Thomas returned two days later, he noticed the same black man would be sacking his groceries, so he again requested the “Negro” not handle his groceries, according to the lawsuit.

This time, Langston was there. He called police to serve Thomas a criminal trespass warning. While waiting for the police, an employee locked the doors, and the lawsuit claims Thomas was “unlawfully restrained.”

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Thomas said he doesn’t understand why he had to deal with the same situation twice.

“My question is, why after I told them how I felt and that it was against my creed did this negroid try to impress himself upon me and try to handle my groceries again.” Thomas said.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #184 on: August 15, 2012, 05:02:21 AM »
http://www.channelfireball.com/home/announcement-regarding-tristan-shaun-gregson/

So for some context here, Channel Fireball is one of the big Magic The Gathering sites out there, they have a card store and put up a lot of articles and videos of MTGOnline drafts and sponsor/are comprised of several of the world's top players.  They differentiated themselves from other such sites by guaranteeing all their content would always be free (other major sites usually charge a subscription of some sort for immediate access to articles and stuff), making A LOT of both informative and entertainment videos, and explicitly working on their reputation as Awesome Nice People instead of Snooty Tournament Grinders.  They are not THE largest or most trafficked site, and their card store is not the biggest or smoothest operation out there (that would be Star City Games on all counts), but they are unquestionably the most beloved by the community and were doing quite well for themselves.

Tristan Shaun Gregson, while not a top tier pro player himself, ran their card store, was their Cube format expert and produced and appeared in most of their weekly video series.  So today this happened, and nobody knows what the heck.  From a community perspective, this is like hearing Bob Barker stole a set of Plinko prizes and fled to Mexico.  It is just bizarre.  He stole cards, from his own store, that he ran, and sold them on an Ebay/Paypal account registered to his name.  Neither the store nor TSG himself were in any financial trouble, as far as anyone can tell.  He was doing quite well and had a great reputation, both working and personal, with the rest of the site and the community at large.  The stolen sum is not even all that large, $1000-1500 or so at most. 

Just... what.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #185 on: August 15, 2012, 06:14:37 AM »
Bizarre behavior like that makes me think drug addiction.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #186 on: August 18, 2012, 03:08:07 AM »
http://www.naturalnews.com/032372_science_consciousness.html

"Do you now understand how these core, distorted beliefs of the scientific community are evil in nature? They are diabolical. They deny the value of you and everyone else as a living, conscious being. This is why science offers the perfect pretext for genocidal crimes against humanity. This is why the Nazi war machine and its IG Farben chemical experiments on Jews were all carried out in the name of science. This is why “science” can give us atomic weapons, GMOs, population control vaccines, mass chemical poisoning and the rampant destruction of our world — because science is based on an empty, mindless, soulless philosophy that denies our conscious existence."

Watch the fuck out guys, I am going to do experiments to drain your non-existent souls out of your body.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #187 on: August 18, 2012, 05:23:17 AM »
The only way that could be more ironic than being hosted on an internet blog is if it also ended with

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #188 on: August 18, 2012, 05:41:56 AM »
Indeed!

The comments on that article are pretty unbelievable as well. Did you know that because the leading scientist producing country in the early-20th century also produced Hilter that scientists are evil? Yeah, me neither.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #189 on: August 18, 2012, 06:40:25 AM »
I suppose the large number of scientists fleeing Germany during the 1930's was just a migration to begin insidiously corrupting America. If only we'd known we could have turned away all of them and the only consequence would have been nuclear weapons being used against London and New York! A small price to pay for our souls!

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #190 on: August 18, 2012, 09:21:34 AM »
It would have been exactly like in Captain America, if Weapon I hadn't gone down and Steve Rogers was still a frightening man-skeleton trying to fight a different frightening man-skeleton.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT.  Except in the montage, it would be US getting shot with Nazi lasers.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #191 on: August 18, 2012, 10:04:05 AM »
I always hate the "Hitler was one of those atheist/scientific evils, even though he cited religion as his main cause for everything" argument, but this just takes it one step further. :(

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #192 on: August 18, 2012, 03:05:53 PM »
Psh, what has science ever done for us?

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #193 on: August 19, 2012, 01:51:03 AM »
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/1179846-Lady-Gaga-s-bodyguard-quot-hits-quot-a-fan

Thread talking about how a fan had a fanboy moment and charged Lady GaGa and was taken down by a bodyguard.

Cue lots of "aaaaaaand?" posts, then surdenly Godwin's Law troll pops up and ALL VIOlENCE EVER IS WRONG people show up.  Apparently Celebrities should just be happy to have fans at all and Bodyguards should let random people charge at them.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #195 on: August 24, 2012, 10:56:30 AM »
This site's pretty overly-liberal, but the quotes are enough to highlight the idiocy the article exaggerates:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/08/23/limbaugh-obama-made-up-tropical-storm-to-disrupt-gop-convention-mocks-hurricane-katrina-audio/

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #196 on: August 26, 2012, 02:07:42 PM »
Today's idiot, old people! Enough to horrify the art historians in the crowd.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/119195-Helpful-Old-Lady-Ruins-200-Year-Old-Portrait

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #197 on: August 27, 2012, 03:36:03 AM »
http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2012/08/24/rnc-official-says-nm-governor-disrespected-custer-by-meeting-american-indians-130958

I can't even begin to fathom what this guy was thinking, what made him jump to George Custer specifically or why in God's name he felt the urge to share. But the HRC lawyer did get in a pretty awesome burn, so it's not all bad.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #198 on: August 28, 2012, 12:25:03 AM »
Of all the things to criticize Susanna Martinez on, this is easily the funniest.

Hopefully this will reflect so badly on the RNC that she'll get booted out come election time, and we can get all the things she was fucking up back.  Like buses that run on a reasonably frequent schedule.

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