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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #150 on: June 10, 2012, 05:23:46 PM »
http://www.amazon.com/Murder-City-Ciudad-Economys-Killing/product-reviews/1568584490/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

I normally don't post youtube comments/amazon reviews, but GMB Arkangel's comment was too amazingly bad to pass up on.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #151 on: June 16, 2012, 01:48:18 AM »
http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/ncf/story/_/id/8056698/ex-usc-trojans-star-safety-kevin-ellison-says-god-drove-arson

And now we have comic IotD. GOD TOLD HIM TO BURN DOWN HIS APARTMENT WITH A BLUNT
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #152 on: June 18, 2012, 01:40:36 PM »
Oh man.

Guys. This could take a while. You've probably read some of the background before but bear with me.

This is FunnyJunk. It's kind of like YouTube for funny images, which means people post a lot of copyrighted stuff there without permission. A year ago, Matthew Inman, who does the comic/blog/thing The Oatmeal, got pissed off that almost everything he's ever done was posted to the site without attribution and wrote a blog post about it. There was some Internet pissing back and forth but at least some of his comics got taken off FJ as a result.

That was last summer. Last week, he gets this letter from FJ's lawyer. The gist of it: "We took some of your pictures off our site, so you have to delete the blog post you wrote before that happened, or we'll sue you for defamation. Oh, and give us $20,000." Inman writes a great response about how stupid this is, and then starts an IndieGoGo fundraiser to collect $20,000 - which he will send to the National Wildlife Federation and American Cancer Society. FJ's lawyer won't get any of the money, but he will get a picture of the money. And a comic that depicts his mother trying to have sex with a bear.

For some reason the lawyer in question was not happy about this, and started whining about how people are being mean to him on the Internet now that they know he's a complete douchebag. So Friday, he sued everybody. "Everybody" meaning Matthew Inman (for saying mean things about him), IndieGoGo (for helping Matthew Inman raise money while saying mean things), and, I swear to God, The American Cancer Society and National Wildlife Federation.

And that's why my brain is dribbling out my ears.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #153 on: June 18, 2012, 04:51:01 PM »
And people complain about Taunts in MMOs being unrealistic. See? You CAN goad people into going completely batshit.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #154 on: June 18, 2012, 07:51:30 PM »
Lawyer blogs are having a field day with that one, Shale.  Here's the complaint, if you want little light reading.
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #155 on: June 21, 2012, 02:36:03 AM »
Apple, being Apple and doing everything Steve Jobs thought was right.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/06/20/155440206/no-ipads-or-iphones-for-you-apple-store-clerk-tells-iranians

I'm interested in Farsi speakers sharing several phrases, that way non-Iranians would flood Apple's sterile white-cubed stores to speak Farsi and refuse to speak English.


O ya. Thx GA. *thumbs up*

Alpharetta's fuckin' racist anyway. I don't go there much for obvious reasons extending beyond non-English languages.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #157 on: June 21, 2012, 07:54:30 PM »
And somehow, even on an issue that seemingly everyone agrees on, the comments on the story manage to match the story itself for stupidity.

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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #159 on: June 26, 2012, 01:30:38 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/loch-ness-monster-used-debunk-evolution-state-funded-190816504.html


I sometimes will post a short blurb about the stupid in an article.  This wonderful piece deserves no blurb, as it should be read to appreciate the majesty of the idiocy on display.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #160 on: June 26, 2012, 04:03:47 PM »
Wait. How does that even disprove evolution?

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #161 on: June 26, 2012, 09:19:37 PM »
It's like the education equivalent of the Chewbacca defense.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #162 on: June 27, 2012, 03:49:28 AM »
It's like the education equivalent of the Chewbacca defense.

I was thinking the exact same thing. High five!
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #163 on: June 29, 2012, 09:20:38 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/27/texas-republican-party-2012-platform-education_n_1632097.html

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #164 on: June 29, 2012, 03:57:49 PM »
aw man, you beat me to it!

they also want to repeal the "Voter Rights Act" [sic]
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #165 on: June 29, 2012, 08:18:03 PM »
Is it too late to get a refund on Texas?

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #166 on: June 29, 2012, 09:40:47 PM »
Hey, don't look at me, I just live there.  <_<  >_>

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #167 on: June 29, 2012, 10:05:08 PM »
aw man, you beat me to it!

they also want to repeal the "Voter Rights Act" [sic]

Also: the US should reject the UN Resolution on the Rights of Children and publish a constitutional amendment in favor of "the rights of parents."

Translation: we want to physically abuse our children.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #168 on: June 29, 2012, 11:07:36 PM »
Whatever program you're using to translate from nutso must be off.  That translates to "home school."  None of that silly evolution claptrap!
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #170 on: July 24, 2012, 08:24:54 AM »
http://deadspin.com/5928385/i-hope-u-all-fuckin-die-and-other-reasoned-measured-responses-to-the-ncaas-penn-state-punishment

I have no idea what the original news story is, or how reasonable the NCAA punishment was, but these are still claw-your-eyes out level bad.
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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #171 on: July 24, 2012, 08:39:32 AM »
http://deadspin.com/5928385/i-hope-u-all-****in-die-and-other-reasoned-measured-responses-to-the-ncaas-penn-state-punishment

I have no idea what the original news story is, or how reasonable the NCAA punishment was, but these are still claw-your-eyes out level bad.

Are you implying that you somehow have avoided knowing about the huge story at Penn State that gets major coverage on everything from CNN to the BBC World News Service which has been ongoing since November?

The NCAA punishment is gigantic, but necessary.  Penn State is like a crazy cult of personality around Paterno and football.  People's reactions reminded me of people in Germany finding out about the Holocaust right after WW2, where their most common reaction was "If only the Fuhrer knew, he would have done something."  They literally cannot wrap their minds around the idea that Joe  Paterno thought winning football games and keeping his school's image clean was more important than stopping child rape.  The only way to undo that is to demolish the program.  Penn State is only under sanctions for 5 years but judging by what happened to SMU, they may never recover, and that's not even taking into account how much harder it will be for them to recruit now that their school is famous around the world for facilitating a sexual predator fucking young boys.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #172 on: July 24, 2012, 09:15:30 AM »
Are you implying that you somehow have avoided knowing about the huge story at Penn State that gets major coverage on everything from CNN to the BBC World News Service which has been ongoing since November?

um yes?

Working 12 hour days, plus saturdays, and soon to be plus sundays as well.  Not exactly aware of the news right now.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #173 on: July 24, 2012, 09:47:06 AM »
I blame this on you reading Kotaku.  Fix that.

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Re: Idiot of the Day 2012: How do these people breathe?
« Reply #174 on: July 24, 2012, 03:06:17 PM »
I blame this on you reading Kotaku.  Fix that.

I...don't.  People link me to kotaku sometimes, and sometimes I pass the link on.