Well, what alcoholic beverage tastes better than beer? Liquor? Most inexpensive liquors are punch for punch far more disgusting than inexpensive beers, and even then I've never been a big fan of scotch or high end tequila (and I like tequila when the time's right). Wine? Yeah not my thing, but going back to one of Idun's criteria here you're going to find an at least drinkable inexpensive beer far easier than a drinkable inexpensive bottle of wine. Believe me, I've had my 2 Buck Chuck and Sangria phase. It isn't pretty.
Besides, there are plenty of genuinely good beers out there. As I said earlier local micro/breweries tend to make awesome beverages (If any of Santa Fe, Chama River, or Marble Brewery were selling their beers nationally that would be a damn service to good beer), and if you go with New Belgium, Sam Adams, Widmer Bros., and fuck what was that other one that I bought all the time after getting a job with an actual paycheck? Shit I forgot. Anyway, you can find drinkable to OK to actually good beer easily once you realize that lager is complete shit. Sure, you can do mix drinks, but those are kinda dangerous if you completely cover up the alcohol, and if you don't completely cover it up I'd take a good Fat Tire or 1554 over a mixer any day.
God, this topic is making me all nostalgic. Japan doesn't do good beer. And liquor aside from whiskey (makes me puke), shochu (tastes awful), and sake (is expensive to drink in the quantities I do) is extremely hard to come by. What I would giv--
HOLY CRAP
SHIT, GUYS, WAIT
Correct me if I'm wrong but...haven't you like...not drank much beer?
Cause if so...
I don't care if you hate it for everything it is conceptually, you have no standing in whether a drink is good/bad until you drink that, you know it, and much as you can try to argue otherwise, you'll just make a bigger idiot of yourself for pretending to know the quality of a drink.
Hating a drink and disagreeing is one thing. Hating a drink you never drank just because you say so is pretty much bottom tier of intelligence.
If you HAVE drank beer, then feel free to disregard this post, though my point stands for all other games. I mean beer.