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Tenth Annual Holiday BOMB: Ten "Wise" Men
« on: December 25, 2012, 06:37:16 PM »

//SO2_Decus~/ I'm Mr. Green Christmas...
//SO2_Berle~/ Decus.
//SO2_Decus~/ I'm Mr. Sun...
//SO2_Nicolus~/ Decus.
//SO2_Decus~/ I'm Mr. Heat Blister...
//SO2_Indalecio~/ DECUS!
//SO2_Decus~/ I'm Mr. Hundred... oh, hello Indalecio. I didn't hear you come in.
//SO2_Indalecio~/ Quite.
//SO2_Shigeo~/ ALL RIGHT, BOSS, WE'RE ALL HERE. THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD, I'M MISSING CAROLING WITH FUJIN FOR THIS.
//SO2_Indalecio~/ Believe me, Shigeo, I would not summon you all here without a good reason.
//SO2_Jibril~/ So are we finally going to rise up and crush everyone that stands before us en route to annihilating the universe?
//SO2_Indalecio~/ No, something far more auspicious than that - we are going to witness only the second virgin birth in history.
//SO2_Ruprecht~/ What?
//SO2_Indalecio~/ My beloved Filia is expected to give birth tonight. Naturally she is a virgin, as any male who would dare touch her knows that I would rip out all their body parts in alphabetical order.
//SO2_Shigeo~/ ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, CYRIL? YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE.
//SO2_Cyril~/ I'm... I'm fine.
//SO2_Indalecio~/ And behold, the device that will lead us to her, the Scent Tracker and Recorder!
//SO2_Vesper~/ And we can't just go to the hospital where she is like normal people because...?
//SO2_Indalecio~/ I spoke to Melchior. He said that it's tradition to do this sort of thing in this situation.
//SO2_Marsilio~/ Ah. Above all, tradition.
//SO2_Indalecio~/ All I need to do is program it to find the nearest source of Filia's odor and... why is it hovering around your pelvis, Cyril?
//SO2_Cyril~/ Er, um, maybe it's getting a false positive from the bologna sandwich I had for lunch?
//SO2_Indalecio~/ Yes. That seems logical.
//Everywhere_EveryoneexceptIndyandCyril~/ *facepalm*
//SO2_Indalecio~/ All right, I have recalibrated it. Now let's follow that STAR!

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Re: Tenth Annual Holiday BOMB: Ten "Wise" Men
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2012, 06:39:46 PM »
Cyril is not the byeword I would use for competent. I suspect Indalecio is going to find out about his plan in short order, and woe to Cyril in that case.
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