FF5 - Done 2 Fiestas this year. First one was Blue Mage, Mystic Knight, Ninja and Chemist. This was pretty broken and brutally fun. Pick various ways to snap things in half (not necessarilly most efficient, but most fun). Was the longer of two runs I think even though I played less of the game. High point was Sleep Swording Atmos to death because iOS version fixed a bug (?) where hitting something with Sleep sword that was Asleep would wake it up anyway. This is no longer the case and wreck follows. I finished the Pyramid and did some basic stuff on the overworld (didn't bother with Lamp, did bother with Mighty Guard) then decided that meh I wanted to just go crush the final boss. Crush is exactly what followed. Chemist works like a more effort filled Bard in Ex Death in that you can just pour Level boosters down people's throats and wreck shit. Overall based off my next run I would rate them better than Bard honestly.
Overall fun had and quality of that run was Laggy/10.
Next run I got Black Mage, hey off to a good start. Berserker, oh well do I want to donate and change that? What to? I just watched CIATOS do a run with Time Mage, others are meh. Lets try Berserker. NOW I KNOW THE MEANING OF REGRET. Fire class was Bard. Bard is pretty good you guys, I don' know if anyone has told you. Way too many of its tools are back loaded though. Strength/Mag booster (one of) should have been dropped on you early World 2 or so really. That said they completely tank in the final dungeon when shit randomly gets butt loads of Magic Evasion and some stuff Stop works on is barely phased by it, so applying it abusively is quite a bit more tricky than it used to be. In the last chunk of the game their astounding frailty really shines through though. Especially compared to Chemist who can just chug Goliath's Tonics and giggle. Bard was pretty fun and worth it for Equip Harp Berserker beat down on Leviathan (couldn't get it to roll on Shinryuu). Final class was Dragoon. It wasn't Berserker at least. I even used Jump unironically in one fight.
This run was quicker and technically harder, but none of that is particularly damning. What it definitely was was infinitely less fun. Berserker just shits on so many things you can try to do for fun. Want to try and charm things in the flying ruins to get free healing? Nah fuck you says Berserker. Want to not get Counter killed to death? Nah fuck you says Berserker. Want to try and steal Coral Rings with Thief Knife? Nah fuck you says Berserker.
The worst part is? I didn't even want him dead on the one fight where you want to kill someone off because Berserker damage was still legit on Atomos.
Fuck this class. It actively saps the fun out of FF5 which I have really come to love.
iOS continues to be easy mode though, Berserker now always seems to attack the first target in the list, so they won't randomly punch back row things. On the other hand, this meant Necrophobe required applications of Jump to kill the back two Barriers (bard stuck singing, Black Mage getting one shot by barriers, MP sapped and Jump better turn efficiency than Ethers and you know, the untargetable part of Jump). On the other hand iOS version has no delay when an ATB bar filled and I don't know if that would help, but I was unable to consistently Stop lock Omega even with 3 Bards. Theoretically doable at the levels I was at (BRZRKR CRITZ CHEWING THROUGH 50K HEALTH YESSSSS), but I don't have the patience for it and after fishing for a 50% chance of correct targetting on Delta Attack on the opening turn (33% chance) and eating approximately 95 billion Atomic Rays in the face for 5k damage I ragequit and decided to punch the game in the goolies.
Then Exdeath kind of wrecked me a few times while I got the pattern of when to stop buffing and when to blitz Form 1 down (Berserker: Nah fuck you) and solidifying approach to form 2 so as to not eat Almagest for a spread of OHKO - strong 2HKO damage party wide. I was kind of stunned that I actually finally used that Reflect your own spellz 4 more damage strat for once (since party had more live targets than Neo Exdeath at that point, so Firaga All was superior to Flare even unboosted). Magic Lamp was key to a few too many strats IMO, but it is effective and got me wins so I won't complain too much.
None of this got me as mad as Exdeath Castle fight though where I was wiping to dudes just getting wrecked by double act physicals. Nothing like getting stick up my arse about wiping to uncontrollable variables in the last phase (Yep legit locked in untenable position just because someone died to double physical, OHKO BM in back row). I was mad. Even when I won I was mad. Fuck so much of that fight and fuck Berserker so much. I ain't even mad at Bard, but losing control of ANOTHER PC doesn't help heaps either. u didn't want to play this game anyway right?
Fuck Berserker. I am sorry Alex, but I would rather be playing with my Forest Friends.