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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #200 on: May 12, 2013, 11:08:49 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #201 on: May 12, 2013, 11:32:07 PM »
I don't think we can say that until Bowie gives an actual concert on Mars.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #202 on: May 13, 2013, 01:13:23 AM »
I seem to recall David Bowie being one of the aliens shown on the screens behind Zed in Men in Black headquarters, so that has probably already happened.

That was a very cool video though!

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #203 on: May 13, 2013, 03:50:34 AM »
Well, he was The Man Who Fell to Earth, so that shouldn't have been a surprise to anyone.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #205 on: May 15, 2013, 04:27:54 PM »
lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDtiH6gLgG0
I hate his music but this was funny

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #207 on: May 18, 2013, 08:18:32 AM »

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #208 on: May 18, 2013, 10:25:16 AM »
Hoping against hope for the Bang and Tager Show guest starring some other guys occasionally I guess
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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #209 on: May 19, 2013, 02:45:59 PM »
Hoping against hope for the Bang and Tager Show guest starring some other guys occasionally I guess

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #211 on: May 20, 2013, 07:09:55 PM »
God dammit if this is a next-gen exclusive I will be very upset. And also poor.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #212 on: May 20, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »
Pretty cool considering I thought the series was straight-up dead. I hope all the music doesn't sound like that though.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #213 on: May 20, 2013, 09:05:24 PM »
They actually just released yet another XX rebalance last month, so they've at least been keeping it warm.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #214 on: May 20, 2013, 09:28:56 PM »
Did they finally find a way to make Anji not suck?
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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #215 on: May 20, 2013, 09:36:38 PM »
Hasn't Anji not been in his own tier for a while? I thought he already got fixed in one of the last two releases.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #216 on: May 21, 2013, 04:23:05 PM »
Speaking of ASW...

http://www.siliconera.com/2013/05/19/guilty-gear-xrd-sign-announced-by-arc-system-works/

Ok, I'm reasonably impressed on the technical side of things.  This is the first time I've looked at a 3D fighter and thought "I can't tell it's not sprites."

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #217 on: May 21, 2013, 11:40:01 PM »
Really?  The animation looked clunkier than say, the recent Naruto 3D fighters.  But this is still in development so it may get better.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #219 on: May 28, 2013, 12:48:03 AM »
http://something-very-special.tumblr.com/post/50660410181/weapon-stories-masterpost
Unused weapon stories from Nier, slowly translated. They're pretty great.
The Cavia games have a lot of weapons you get at level 1, with a small blurb. Level the weapon up and you get access to more of the story. (Very addicting in game, also the only good thing about Drakengard 2 IIRC) Those are the ones not in the game due to time constraints.

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQ0vDAbF7s

Drakengard 3 is looking weird as hell BTW. The main character has four allies in battle that also happen to be her sexual partners, one of them being a small old man wearing stilts. I don't know yet whether it's going to end up horribly sexist or the opposite.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #220 on: May 28, 2013, 02:24:40 AM »
All those weapon stories are reposts of the stuff from Grimoire Nier's translation team, whose work is here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vEP2iZ52P-DWhQBQ2Is6R8Wjao99AGi0YuWShTvA-tA

It also includes the audio cd translations, a bunch of info about the characters that wasn't in the game, the final fate of Emil, and a bunch of stuff about Kaine and her grandmother, who is crazy for the same reason Yonah has the Scrawl.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #221 on: May 28, 2013, 01:52:33 PM »
They're a new translation but yeah.
Man weapon stories are so great. They're the Lost Odyssey dreams of Cavia games (except obviously way shorter and completely grimdark)


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Phoenix Sword

This is an old story. A beautiful bird with brightly shining feathers lived silently and carefully in the depths of a forest.

One day, a child abandoned as a burden wandered into the depths of the forest. The bird took pity on the starved and sunken child, and pecked off one of its feathers to give to the child. The child brought it back and pleased his relatives, and he was able to live with his family again.

Hearing the story, people barged into the forest one after another, and told the beautiful bird of how poor, how unfortunate and how unrewarded they were. The beautiful bird took pity on them, and gave them one shining feather after another, and when it gave its last feather, the bird’s beautiful body was reduced to a sorry state. However the ugly bird did not have any regrets.

The ugly bird that lost its feathers was freezing in the cold, and the child from before appeared in front of it. He told it that he was searching a brightly shining and beautiful bird to repay his debts. The ugly bird was overjoyed, and told the child of its desire. “That was me. Please, would you not keep me warm in your chest?” But the child merely took one glance at the ugly bird and called it a liar, killing it with a huge sword and eating the burnt bird, afterwards he continued to search for the beautiful bird.


Nirvana Dagger

Ever since her birth, the girl has been told that she had a fiancée. She was brought up being taught how to be a proper wife, and at night, she offered prayers for her fiancée while facing the scenery outside her window. “Lord XX, I eagerly await the day of your arrival.”

Several other girls lived in the house that she lived in. They were all brought up being taught how to be proper wives, and at night, they offered prayers for their fiancées while facing the scenery outside their windows. “Lord XX, I eagerly await the day of your arrival.”

One day, the girls had an argument about whether or not the most brilliant of them will be the only one chosen by their fiancée. The girls stubbornly clung to their claim that they were best suited as a fiancée, and their caretaker spoke to them gently. “Don’t worry, you will all be Lord XX’s wives.” Hearing that, all the girls broke out into smiles. 

On the day of the wedding, the girls were brought to a place with stone pavements that could be seen from their windows. One dagger was given to the girls. They were told that to meet their fiancée, they have to kill themselves right here. Hearing that, the girls fought for the dagger and committed suicide. Afterwards, a temple was built on where the girls died. The temple’s name was the name of their fiancée.


Faith

There was a famous singer living in a city in the far east. However, he was no longer able to sing in his later years. A monk appeared by his side out of nowhere and whisper to the singer: “you should pick up this sword.”

“If you kill a single person you’ll be able to sing one song. I you kill two people you will sing two songs. Go ahead and sing some unparalleled songs!” The singer picked up the song from the monk, hid in the night, and slashed at two bystanders. The next day, the singer can produce beautiful songs, and regained fame and fortune.

Afterward the singer sang a song for each person he killed, and sang two for every two he killed. He continually attained more fame and fortune. However, his desires could no longer be suppressed. If he killed his most important person, what kind of marvellous song would be produced?

And so the singer killed his wife and sang a song. He killed several of his children and sang multiple songs. He killed everyone in his family and he sang and sang and sang. He killed so many people on the streets that he cannot even sing fast enough. He killed and killed and killed and killed. In the end he didn’t sing anything as he killed himself. All that is left is a blood stained sword.


Moonrise

There is a legend of a blade that cooled a country wrapped in a hellish conflagration. Out of the misery of the endless flames came the people’s savior; a sword, surrounded by thousands and thousands of status made entirely out of ice.

A man searching for the world’s legendary weapons came across the sword. He bundled the sword tightly in a long roll of cloth, and took it in hand. But as he placed the sword in his pack and left, unbeknownst to him, the sword began to freeze the cloth; and, soon, froze him, too.

A priestess traveling the world came across the sword. She offered a prayer to the gods, and attempted to draw the blade. But frost quickly spread from her fingertips, up her arm, and all across her body. As she cursed the gods she had invoked, the sword froze her, too.

A slave woman, working in a cave, came across the sword. Hoping to escape her painful life forever, she gripped the handle of the sword and drew it out. But she did not freeze, nor was she able to thrust the blade into her breast. That night, the blade’s edge gleamed in the moonlight as she was beaten to death by her rapidly freezing master.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #222 on: May 29, 2013, 01:33:41 AM »
Iron Pipe's three weapon stories are journal stuff from before the game's intro but other than that, I think they are all just really fucked up stories.

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« Reply #223 on: May 29, 2013, 03:44:26 PM »
Really?  The animation looked clunkier than say, the recent Naruto 3D fighters.  But this is still in development so it may get better.

I haven't looked at Naruto.

That said, I think the clunkiness might be part of what makes it look sprite-like to me.  Instead of doing smooth sweeping motions that are the default of 3D animation, they will hold a stylish stillframe for quite a long time.  This is something that used to be done for bugetary reasons (fewer frames of sprites to draw?  less expensive!) but that they seem to have chosen to do for artistic reasons.

It's kind of like...a lot of early NES era characters were chosen to have big heads compared to their bodies (Mario...Sonic...) and in interviews the creators said that this was due to technical limitations because you wouldn't see their face at all otherwise.  But now chibi is just an accepted thing that is popular in games (and looking to other mediums, hey, mickey mouse had a big head and small body too; it's not that crazy).

Freezing animation for several frames with an artificial motion trail might just become a thing that is done for artistic style reasons and has a group of people who like that artistic style.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links from 2013
« Reply #224 on: May 31, 2013, 06:42:29 AM »
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/05/29/goodness-humble-bundle-8-has-hotline-miami-proteus/

New Humble Indie Bundle has Hotline Miami, which is the best simulation of heroin crack acid let's just go with drug-fueled rampage (and drug-fueled nintendo) I have encountered.

Also Little Inferno, which is similar to Hotline Miami only to the extent that it also is about staring obsessively at a screen until the real world seems like an abstraction, or would if it would occur to you to think of it.  Also similar in that I played it a few months back and enjoyed it.
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