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Allen (vs. Suzu)
« on: March 20, 2008, 07:08:49 PM »
Allen, truly a mighty warrior in his own right, has graced NR Light with his presence. With the power of his crossbow, is there anyone who can stand against him? Perhaps, in the distant future, there may be such a person, but Suzu is certaintly not it. With a few bolts to the forehead, that pathetic excuse for a warrior will crumble, and Allen will move on with nary a thought. No attacks of hers can break Allen's defenses, no tricks she might have will affect the outcome. For it is truly Allen's time to shine. So, after a quick and easy match for the future NR Light champion, all will truly see that Allen cannot be stopped. At least, not for now.
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Re: Allen (vs. Suzu)
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 03:17:40 AM »
Allen, truly a mighty warrior in his own right, has graced Not Ranked Light with his presence. With the power of his crossbow, is there anyone who can stand against him? Perhaps, in the distant future, such a person may at last exist, but Suzu is certaintly not it. That pathetic excuse for a warrior will crumble after just a few mighty bolts to the forehead, and Allen will move on with nary a thought. None of her pathetic attacks can break Allen's defenses, and no tricks she might have will affect the outcome. For it is truly Allen's time to shine. So, after a quick and easy match for the future NR Light champion, all will truly see that Allen cannot be stopped. At least, not for now.
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