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Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« on: January 11, 2013, 01:43:36 AM »
http://victoriajacksonshow.com/6416/satanic-influence-in-current-events

Victoria Jackson is a comedian who was on SNL in the 80's and 90's. I had completely forgotten about her until I stumbled across her webpage via FB link and... it's something special. The title of the link really explains it all.  She has rather strong opinions on religion, american values, and international politics.

Other amazing articles on her webpage:

Islam is the Root of Terrorism
“Planned Parenthood” Protects Rapists
Government-controlled Weather?

There is also her entire bit about the the UN, which you have to read yourself to appreciate.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2013, 02:16:33 AM »
http://s3.amazonaws.com/dk-production/images/15052/large/fiatstupid.jpg?1357854173

How... could a major news network...

Fuck it. I give up. FOX NEWS, GENTLEMEN.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2013, 02:21:01 AM »
Pft, we all know that's in Mr. Burns' vault.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 02:27:56 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/10/donald-trump-might-sue-bill-maher_n_2449580.html  Presented without comment, but with a rooting interest in a meteor hitting both parties involved.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 05:55:59 AM »
I hate that I am unequivocally supportive of the estimable Mr. Maher in this matter.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2013, 06:48:48 AM »
The obvious course of action is to demand proof that Fred Trump was in fact not an orangutan.

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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »
It takes work for Crystal Cox not to be the most reprehensible person in a news story, too. I feel like I should be applauding, and also setting somebody on fire.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2013, 10:56:03 PM »
"I believe that Gun Appreciation Day honors the legacy of Dr. King," he told CNN's Carol Costello. "I think Martin Luther King would agree with me, if he were alive today, that if African-Americans had been given the right to keep and bear arms from Day One of the country's founding, perhaps slavery would not have been a chapter in our history."

http://www.cnn.com/2013/01/11/politics/gun-control-battle/index.html
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2013, 06:25:47 PM »
I was going to say that the fines were more typical heartlessness than idiocy, but that type of law is going to generate a lot of outrage. So yeah, morons.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2013, 06:27:02 PM »
Well, if they weren't so busy being poor, they'd be able to afford the fine, now wouldn't they? They should prioritize better.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2013, 11:49:49 PM »
http://www.salon.com/2013/01/17/notre_dames_double_standard/

Things you probably heard in the news (fuck, if it got over here to me, I'd say you probably did): Te'o fake grrlfrend drama nonsense.
Things you probably didn't hear in the news: Notre Dame student killed herself after being raped by a member of the football team and then receiving a number of threatening texts warning her to not report the assault.

Football is still a blight on our society~

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2013, 09:10:06 PM »
More that abuse of power exists. Football is just the medium it is being expressed in this putrid case.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2013, 12:11:14 AM »
College football is exceptionally crooked, though.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2013, 04:10:14 PM »
The Miami Hurricanes beg to differ!
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2013, 12:51:36 AM »
http://www.esquire.com/features/megan-fox-photos-interview-0213-5

An article which seems to want us to feel sorry for Megan Fox for being hot and lamenting that 'plain' women can now express their talent? I'm not actually sure what the article is even about otherwise, random excerpts of Megan Fox saying not very interesting things?

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2013, 03:43:52 AM »
http://espn.go.com/blog/nfceast/post/_/id/48417/cowboys-nt-ratliff-charged-with-dwi

This is after Josh Brent (Ratliff's backup) was charged with manslaughter after he drove drunk and killed a teammate of his in a car accident.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2013, 05:01:42 AM »
But they had a bad season!  Totally an excuse to drink.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2013, 01:31:24 AM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/24/new-mexico-abortion-bill_n_2541894.html

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UPDATE: 12:25 p.m. -- Brown said in a statement Thursday that she introduced the bill with the goal of punishing the person who commits incest or rape and then procures or facilitates an abortion to destroy the evidence of the crime.

“New Mexico needs to strengthen its laws to deter sex offenders,” said Brown. “By adding this law in New Mexico, we can help to protect women across our state.”

yeah
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2013, 03:11:17 PM »
Makes sense.

I assume New Mexico is also working on laws that require you leave bullets, knives, etc lodged wherever they end too, right?