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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #350 on: November 08, 2013, 06:43:46 PM »
http://abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=20815278&ref=http%3A%2F%2Ft.co%2FogtYmHAoxs

Produce shitty products that cost 100 bucks? Blame the fatties.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #351 on: November 08, 2013, 11:05:24 PM »
Well, they say a bad artist blames his tools!

...though I'm not sure that's an apt analogy here as it's more a bad producer blaming it's consumers...
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #352 on: November 12, 2013, 03:10:14 PM »
http://www.salon.com/2013/11/11/stop_thanking_the_troops_for_me_no_they_dont_protect_our_freedoms/


Mmm, this article could be interesting. A lot of what the NFL and pro sports does is silly (Camo hats NFL, really?) let's see-
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The corollary to the claim that our freedom exists only at the pleasure of the military, of course, is that the same military can revoke said freedom if it so desires. Indeed, as Hibbert so bluntly put it, “obviously we wouldn’t have freedom without them.” This widely held belief, that our freedom is bestowed on us by soldiers, has obvious implications for how the public views the military. One such implication of the ubiquity of this myth is that people will feel they owe boundless gratitude to the military as an institution and all the men and women who serve in it.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #353 on: November 12, 2013, 04:16:21 PM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/richard-cohen-christies-tea-party-problem/2013/11/11/a1ffaa9c-4b05-11e3-ac54-aa84301ced81_story.html

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Today's GOP is not racist, as Harry Belafonte alleged about the tea party, but it is deeply troubled — about the expansion of government, about immigration, about secularism, about the mainstreaming of what used to be the avant-garde. People with conventional views must repress a gag reflex when considering the mayor-elect of New York — a white man married to a black woman and with two biracial children. (Should I mention that Bill de Blasio's wife, Chirlane McCray, used to be a lesbian?) This family represents the cultural changes that have enveloped parts — but not all — of America. To cultural conservatives, this doesn't look like their country at all.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #354 on: November 12, 2013, 04:24:27 PM »
wait what why
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #355 on: November 12, 2013, 05:16:21 PM »
Ahahaha. Yes, of course the Tea Party isn't racist. As if they don't used racially charged stereotypes to constantly demean the black community and Obama. And I guess the Confederate flag is just a symbol of their love for state's rights too.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #356 on: November 12, 2013, 09:25:36 PM »
One of the hallmarks of discriminatory behavior: people who don't even realize they're doing something wrong.  Look at the number of rapists who believe their actions were justified, that the victim was asking for it, etc.

Although, my favourite instance happened to Ultimaterializer.  His boss's words in 2008:  "I'm not racist but I just don't want a nigger to be president."  (He totally got his boss fired for that--the conversation was caught on video).

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #357 on: November 13, 2013, 12:44:14 AM »
People be cray.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #358 on: November 13, 2013, 02:29:59 AM »
Saying "I'm not X, but" is a pretty reliable sign that they are, in fact, X.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #359 on: November 13, 2013, 05:20:50 AM »
I'm not sexy, but... oh nevermind I am.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #360 on: November 13, 2013, 05:43:44 PM »
I'm not lying, but this statement is false.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #361 on: November 13, 2013, 06:13:29 PM »
See? Never fails.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #364 on: December 26, 2013, 04:26:39 PM »
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #365 on: December 27, 2013, 08:19:40 PM »
Thank god someone finally had the guts to stand up to the funscists (that would be "fun" + "fascists."  Works if you say it out loud.) who cram fun down our throats.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #366 on: December 27, 2013, 11:44:20 PM »
Someone on Tumblr asks Brian Michael Bendis on how to get around writer's block.  Bendis responds with

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this will sound harsh but you’re probably not a writer. writer’s writer every day. it’s ok, not everyone is. but if you consider yourself one, get off your ass and get back to work!! write about why you haven’t been writing . anything. just write.

It's the exact same advice that NaNoWriMo is based on ("give yourself permission to write badly").  It's not the most creative advice but he's write, just fucking write something.  If you've ever been interested in being a writer you've probably been told that a million times.  He said that a lot in the class he taught at Portland State last year.

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..This post is ableist as fuck. Some weeks, I’m lucky if I can get myself in the shower at least once. But I’m expected to write EVERY DAY?! Apparently only neurotypicals are allowed to be writers.
Fuck that and fuck you.
 

How dare he suggest that if you want to be [verbal noun] you have to [do verb from which verbal noun derives].

If you want to see the whole thing it's here.

e: A lot of these kind of guys got mad because this doesn't count as writing.
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But make no mistake. I don’t write it on paper or in a word processor every day, but I have whole finished stories written in my head.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2013: Wishing that the Mayans were right.
« Reply #367 on: December 28, 2013, 12:18:43 AM »
Breaking out the tumblr crowd for IotD? That's not fighting fair and we both know it, Rob.
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« Reply #368 on: December 28, 2013, 03:41:30 AM »
Truly unfair fighting would be breaking out the "Thin Privilege" set.  For example:

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I got up to get some food (omg a fat person eating alert!) and when I came back, I discovered that one of the vendors had given the girl a piece of cardboard to put in between herself and the armrest. With this cardboard in place, I discovered that I could not fit in the seat. It was impossible. I asked her to remove the cardboard. She said no. I got a security guard. He looked at the situation and said he couldn’t do anything, the cardboard was on her side of the seat only, so she was entitled to have it there if she wished.

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« Reply #369 on: December 28, 2013, 04:03:51 AM »
"The Tumblr crowd" in this case involving two big names in comics, one of whom is a long time published constantly working author (Ruckawriter is Greg Rucka of being fucking awesome fame).
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« Reply #370 on: December 28, 2013, 05:37:38 AM »
The "albeist" part is pretty fucking hilarious. Yes, you need to be able to write to be a writer. You also need legs (or at the very least hips and thighs, per Oscar Pistorius) to be a runner.

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« Reply #371 on: December 28, 2013, 06:22:49 AM »
The "albeist" part is pretty fucking hilarious. Yes, you need to be able to write to be a writer. You also need legs (or at the very least hips and thighs, per Oscar Pistorius) to be a runner.

The Internet has really fucked up this whole generation with its Hugbox Effect. 

"The Tumblr crowd" in this case involving two big names in comics, one of whom is a long time published constantly working author (Ruckawriter is Greg Rucka of being fucking awesome fame).

I wonder if anyone will give you any other answer for "how do you get over writer's block?"  Bill Watterson gives the same one in his 10th Anniversary book,  Nicholas Kristof gave me that when I interviewed him last month (#namedrop), Stephen King says "write something, bitches!" when you ask, and so on.
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« Reply #372 on: December 30, 2013, 12:54:57 AM »
http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/11/20/daily-routines-writers/

Ran into this, related to discussion, definitely not IotD.
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« Reply #373 on: December 30, 2013, 03:34:29 AM »
I think what it reminds me of, now that I think of it, is the "eSports should be treated like normal sports!" crowd.  They seem to think that if you put a particular label on people who do an activity they'll all be Aaron goddamn Rodgers and have people lining up to pay them 25m a year and can take six months off, but don't realize you have to actually do something people care about (like write something people pay money for and then it gets optioned into a movie franchise) before people don't tell you to watch Party Down next time you tell them you're "a writer."

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