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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #800 on: November 01, 2008, 03:48:51 PM »
...Man. There's a lot of good stuff on that site. The Magic cards (under the Stab at Relevance links) are great. Then there's this: http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2008/06/23/bad-habits/

Sixth one down for champ.


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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #801 on: November 01, 2008, 04:22:46 PM »
...Yes.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #802 on: November 01, 2008, 04:52:13 PM »
Comics fans who haven't read his Civil War photoshops...well, what the hell is wrong with you?
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #803 on: November 01, 2008, 09:04:52 PM »
Yeah, MGK is a pretty funny guy. Has a bad habit of just going off on completely serious political tangents sometimes though.
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #804 on: November 02, 2008, 11:52:52 PM »
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=340769

Photoshopping warning images from the Japanese DSi manual, like this one:

« Last Edit: November 02, 2008, 11:56:02 PM by hinode »

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #805 on: November 03, 2008, 12:52:41 AM »
Fuck, hinode. I can't breathe...

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #806 on: November 03, 2008, 01:14:52 AM »
hinode: Dude, my sides hurt.
19:35:58 (trancehime) there's a specific spot in the game that's for item duping
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #807 on: November 03, 2008, 01:17:40 AM »
The good ones are downright hysterical.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #808 on: November 03, 2008, 09:09:58 PM »
http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html
"Most unwanted music" -- contains Opera-rap over the background of Tubas and Bagpipes.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=wzyT9-9lUyE
(video) McCain vs Obama - dance-off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W_oPVMrx5g
(video) Paper Mega Man 9.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=video&show_id=29749
(video) Mortal Kombat vs DC trailer--so ridiculous it's awesome.

http://kotaku.com/5069406/drawn-to-life-devs-punk-vacationing-staffer
Prank on vacationing worker.

http://www.radio3net.ro/1001/#72
"1001 albums you need to listen to before you die."

http://www.myspace.com/vgmetal
Metal VG music.

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/10/30/the-unfinished-swan.html
Really cool tech demo for a game (Unfinished Swan).

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/10/knife_skills_champion_pumpkin.php
Amazing pumpkin carvings.

http://www.vimeo.com/1952036
(video) French Thriller.  Takes some liberties, but all done in one impressive shot.

http://www.maxim.com/Entertainment/RejectedGuitarHeros/slideshow/4364.aspx
Rejected Guitar Heroes.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #809 on: November 04, 2008, 04:36:43 AM »
All the character portraits from VP:DS.  Spoilers for some old friends that join you in the Seraphic Gate.

http://spritefun.oddigytitanium.com/sprites/ripped/nds/vpds/portraits/


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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #811 on: November 05, 2008, 07:58:36 AM »
Haha Princess Bride one is pure win.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #812 on: November 05, 2008, 10:03:47 PM »

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #815 on: November 08, 2008, 01:42:24 AM »
http://www.milfordbeacon.com/news/x1588608234/Dodge-named-Local-Hero-by-Bank-of-America

Some people in chat said they wanted to see this article after I got it posted, so here it is.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #816 on: November 08, 2008, 01:57:31 AM »
Subtext: Shale gets piece of the ad revenue on every person who reads an article he wrote online.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #817 on: November 08, 2008, 01:59:10 AM »
Fuck, I wish.

Also, if the DL regulars all read that article it will double our daily Web traffic.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #818 on: November 08, 2008, 02:57:01 AM »
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #819 on: November 08, 2008, 05:39:15 AM »
Wrong thread. That belongs in IotD. That entire story was bitter, high handed ranting about an ideal that never existed in the the first place. Hey, guess what: If you go back to a classic US arcade, it's filled with shitty sports shovelware titles (wrestling games were bad for that), countless knockoff games of the latest popular series, and the usual splattering of shooters/racers/etc.
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #820 on: November 08, 2008, 06:18:29 AM »
Super's post doesn't make any sense because the one it's a response to got deleted, so here:

http://insomnia.ac/commentary/arcade_culture/

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #821 on: November 08, 2008, 08:39:55 AM »
Glad you posted it.  That thing is comedy gold.  I mean, controls are spot on and responsive?  Heh, wonder where he plays.  Yeah, Super pegged where that thing should be perfectly.

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #822 on: November 08, 2008, 09:10:33 AM »
Some excerpts from the same guy's rant on JRPGs. http://insomnia.ac/commentary/on_role-playing_games/

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But joking aside (and I beg your pardon, dear reader, for sarcasm is the only tolerable way I can bear to approach this absolutely ridiculous subject), there are some very good reasons why JRPGs suck even as strategy games, and they are well worth looking into.

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You may think I am judging them too harshly, perhaps? And yet consider: how could these battle systems possibly be anything other than pathetic? In the three-decade history of real-life role-playing there have been less than two dozen major systems published, yet Japan regularly churns out more than that in a single year! Is it any wonder that they all (no exceptions here, sorry) fucking suck? Even the most die-hard wargaming expert -- a Steve Jackson or a David Cook -- would give up if forced to come up with a brand-new battle system every six fucking months -- he'd turn to dart boards before long -- what can one expect from the Japanese, whose ignorance of wargaming is only rivaled by their ignorance of role-playing?

While I don't necessarily disagree with his point... his logic is so flawed here it hurts. All JRPG battle systems suck because there's so many of them! Of course! Why didn't we all see this before?!

What's really infuriating about this argument coming from him is that in his rant on video game sequels, he states:
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Indeed, it would not be too far-fetched to claim that every game which belongs to a clearly-defined genre or sub-genre is effectively a different version of the same game as all other games belonging to the same genre or sub-genre. This explanation accounts for the fact that people who don't like specific genres or sub-genres view all games that belong to those genres or sub-genres as extremely similar, and are therefore unable to distinguish their differences. What are the differences between Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike, The King of Fighters XI, Samurai Spirits: Tenkaichi Kenkakuden, Vampire: The Night Warriors, Guilty Gear XX Accent Core, Melty Blood: Act Cadenza, Hokuto no Ken and Arcana Heart? Apart from obvious stuff like the graphics, no one who doesn't play 2D fighters on a regular basis can tell you. What are the differences between all those soccer games that line up the shelves of every game store in Europe? I've no idea. Far as I am concerned they are all one and the same game in different packages. What about all those bemani games I see in Japan's arcades? Apart from the obvious differences (guitars, drums, etc.) they all look the same to me. FPSes? A dude with a gun running down a corridor. RTS games? Little boys playing with toy soldiers. Racing games? Little boys playing with cars (or motorcycles, hovercars, etc. -- same difference to someone who doesn't give a fuck about racing in a virtual environment).
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As we have seen, the vast majority of videogame sequels are not really brand-new games, but merely incremental updates to the original game. Therefore, it is just as stupid to say that basketball in 2007 is a bad game whereas basketball in 1993 was a good game, as it is to say that The King of Fighters XI is a bad game whereas The King of Fighters '94 was a good game. This is because in each of these two cases we are practically talking about a single game. Therefore, the vast majority of videogame sequels should automatically inherit the rating of the previous installment, which should then be adjusted accordingly depending on whether the changes introduced improve or worsen the experience. Street Fighter II, for example, was an awesomely excellent game, a five-star, triple-A masterpiece of epic proportions, therefore Street Fighter II': Champion Edition starts out with the same rating, and only loses one or maybe two stars if it seriously fucks up. The same goes for Street Fighter II': Hyper Fighting, Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers, Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Hyper Street Fighter II: The Anniversary Edition, and even the forthcoming Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix. To go even further, all these updates do not even deserve brand-new reviews, but rather one-minute reviews, as I have explained here. If a publication really wants to review one of these updates at length, the only tenable approach is to have an expert player list the changes, and simply evaluate their effect in great detail. In view of the above, trashing the latest Guilty Gear just because it is still Guilty Gear is a sure sign that the reviewer is dumb as a rock, and that you are wasting your time reading his nonsense.

Interesting... >.>;;

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« Last Edit: November 09, 2008, 10:40:15 AM by DjinnAndTonic »

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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #823 on: November 08, 2008, 10:11:35 AM »
He prefaces the entire thing with something on RPGs, and how the point of an RPG is to assume the role of a character and make choices to develop your character in ways outside combat, and how battle was not the point. The movement away from wargaming roots in an RPG is a Very Good Thing, emphasizing character choice rather than dice rolls. However, by taking all that out of jRPGs, they're no longer Role Playing Games, they're Powergaming Simulators, where the entire purpose is to smash the enemy with whatever you have at your disposal. Therefore, you judge their battle system design versus a wargame, which they have more in common with. And as a general rule, they suck.

The scenarios are all either Monty Hall cakewalks or Revenge of the Asshole DM where they decide to cornhole you for not playing the game with a FAQ. Your entire objective is to Make Numbers Go Up, and with the player divested of any need to concern himself with actual Role Playing, you are relieved of all responsibilities except to build your characters to win as efficiently as possible. Much like in wargaming, where you use your units to win as effectively as possible.

The main difference, though, is that rules for wargaming systems are usually polished far more than jRPG battle systems, allowing for much more interactivity. I'll use CBT as an example, because that's what I'm most familiar with: CBT is on its third set of master rules in 25 years. That's like if Square was just releasing FF3, having spent a decade polishing and refining each game, making tweaks on the rules to ensure balance and writing new rules because they hadn't though of the random scenario some fan came up with. If you're churning out games at a rate that jRPGs are, you don't get that kind of parity that you achieve in a well-polished game setting where the mechanics have been vetted by players to find the weird, game-breaking combinations devs never though of, and likewise, the playerbase as a whole never develops an attachment to a system like they do in pen and paper RPGs (though some do, but they're what I like to call an outlier).
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Re: Miscellaneous Links 2 - The Vengeance
« Reply #824 on: November 08, 2008, 12:25:25 PM »
Glad you posted it.  That thing is comedy gold.  I mean, controls are spot on and responsive?  Heh, wonder where he plays.  Yeah, Super pegged where that thing should be perfectly.

Jesus, I could only read a couple sentences of that. Nostalgia run amok. Guy's pretentious as hell, too.