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Ricardo Gomez (vs. Lani)
« on: March 22, 2008, 02:14:26 AM »
With the power of love and music by his side, tender mariachi Ricardo Gomez went quite the distance in the last two seasons. That same blood-boiling funk will be the key to nab his second Light championship, too! I mean, what can this Lani person do? Cast spells? Thwack Ricardo with her oversized machete? Pffft. Ricardo can do better: a casting of Gale, a passionate song to fire up Lani's mellower spirits (and make her dance under a bullet rain, but that's neither here or there) and, just like he did with Edna's heart, Ricardo will melt through the faux toughness that Lani sports. After all, what a woman truly need is a sip of burning musical passion, warming her forgotten heart to far better prospects! And that just happens to be the mariachi's caliente specialty!
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Re: Ricardo Gomez (vs. Lani)
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 03:12:47 AM »
With the power of love and music by his side, tender mariachi Ricardo Gomez went quite the distance in the last two seasons. That same blood-boiling funk will be the key to nab his second Light championship, too! I mean, what can this Lani person do? Cast spells? Thwack Ricardo with her oversized machete? Pffft. Ricardo can do better: a casting of Gale, a passionate song to fire up Lani's mellower spirits (and make her dance under a rain of bullets, but that's neither here or there) and, just like he did with Edna's heart, Ricardo will melt through her faux toughness. After all, what a woman truly needs is a sip of burning musical passion, warming her forgotten heart to far better prospects! And that just happens to be the mariachi's caliente specialty!
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