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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #75 on: March 23, 2014, 08:12:58 PM »
"what's your hobby"
"barbeque sauce"
"like... making it, or eating it, or..."
"you know, just barebeque sauce"

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #76 on: March 23, 2014, 08:14:16 PM »
Better than a hobby of eating olives! So many of those people here. . .
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #77 on: March 23, 2014, 08:19:48 PM »
Ya'll are just geeks in Austin. All the men in my family wear cowboy hats!

BBQ sauce is a pretty excellent hobby. Man, fuck the Canadian Pacific Northwest for having shitty BBQ.

Eastern Oregon has it going on, probably because almost everything on that half of the state is ranches and farmland. Seems like "Canadian" is the problem in that equation. I think Portland's annual championship is coming up in a month or two, now that I mention it c

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #78 on: March 23, 2014, 08:22:32 PM »
I can't really say if Alberta has bad BBQ, since I've never been there, but I would be super disappointed if it did. I think it's just Vancouver having bad taste.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #79 on: March 23, 2014, 09:45:37 PM »
Honestly, cowboy dude will probably do better over here than manga artist chick will over in Japan.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #80 on: March 23, 2014, 10:49:47 PM »
Acting like you're a cowboy even though you have no legitimate claim to it is an American tradition, one more person won't hurt. Plus his self-assurance will play well. His name is Rawhide Kobayashi and one of his hobbies is "being Rawhide."

What I'm saying is Rawhide Kobayashi is a cool dude and I would totally shoot guns with him if I thought he could handle it. 

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #81 on: March 24, 2014, 12:24:34 AM »
I can't really say if Alberta has bad BBQ, since I've never been there, but I would be super disappointed if it did. I think it's just Vancouver having bad taste.

I dunno about BBQ, but Alberta sure as hell has cowboy culture.  The Calgary Stampede is the biggest rodeo in Canada, and I see more people wearing cowboy hats in Alberta than any other province.  (Manitoba is more about wearing a Baseball cap while driving a tractor).  Alberta also likes to call itself the Texas of the north, and is right-wing central.  (Manitoba and Saskatchewan, on the other hand, are the birthplace of the left-wing NDP, and socialized medicine in Canada, for all that they still listen to country music and consider themselves cowboys).

That said, I don't remember prarie canada having any particular food specialization.  During the summer there are cook-outs, where people bring their small hand-operated BBQs, but like...they make standard hamburgers and hotdogs.  This is in small-town Manitoba, granted.


On the subject of our two nutters, yes the wannabe Texan has a much more realistic goal and view of the world, but he's also symptomatic of a problem in Japan, which as a culture sometimes puts America on a pedestal as a perfect country.  Most Americans have aspects of America they dislike, parts of America they want to change, groups of Americans they consider awful and stupid, even if they consider America to be a great country.  Most Europeans laugh at America as being slightly backwards in their eyes.  And then there's Japan, who sometimes puts America on a pedistal as a pinnacle of awesome.  "Americans play baseball?  We should play baseball too, so that we will be more awesome like America!"

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #82 on: March 24, 2014, 01:04:56 AM »
Joke's on them, baseball's the only major sport that can't crack the top 50 most-watched list.  Even golf can do that.  Fuckin golf.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #83 on: March 25, 2014, 09:50:30 PM »
http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/gop-congressman-defends-russian-actions-in-crimea-not-one-pe

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Everyone who voted this man into office needs to walk into the Pacific ocean and not stop walking until they are literally dead.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #85 on: April 14, 2014, 05:29:26 AM »
Deserves posting for non NFL fans/those who ignore the news during the offseason. http://nfl.si.com/2014/04/13/san-francisco-49ers-aldon-smith-bomb-los-angeles-international-airport/
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #86 on: April 23, 2014, 08:05:10 PM »
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/dinesh-dsouza-secret-recording

Political persecution!  Except for the part where the incriminating evidence seems to have been handed to the feds by the husband of the woman I was having an affair with.

Also why the fuck does he want a "window of opportunity to get his story out there" when he can't even answer the question, "who are you married to?"  THAT'S NOT ONE A' THEM GOTCHA QUESTIONS!
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #88 on: April 27, 2014, 06:52:31 AM »
Let's have an idiot we can laugh at, shall we?

Warning: person is animu

Here's some highlights.
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Then I realized, Japan is so close to being perfect. At least, Japan is my perfection, my happiness, the country that I belong in and that I should have been part of my entire life. It’s not just because I love anime and am a fujoshi fangirl-it’s not just because I love everything that’s kawaii-it’s not just because Pocky and ramen are my favorite foods-it’s everything about Japan that defines me and explains who I am as a person.

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I am very excited to renounce the American citizenship that’s been hanging over my head and threatening my happiness. I know that in Japan because of my skin color I will be looked upon as a foreigner, and that’s why I plan to live with a host family. After getting rid of the western-ness I may accidentally have acquired, I’ll be a normal Japanese in every situation, socially and culturally.

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was also able to come out of my head at the anime convention I went to this summer, JAFAX, and met a wonderful maid who came from Japan. She helped me realize that I want to have a Japanese career; working at a maid café and manga café while in college, then being a manga artist and light novel author.

and best of all:

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Have I ever been to Japan? Every single day in my head.

I really hope this girl gets to Japan just to see her experience Paris Syndrome.

Wait, are you implying that Japan ISN'T like this? *bubble burst*

Clearly, I just need to shed more of my 'westernness that I accidentally acquired'...

EDIT: Actually clicked the link... holy shit, she compares her crazy fandom to being like a transgender person...
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #89 on: April 30, 2014, 06:55:41 PM »
There's some interesting debate going on in psych journals about whether or not its possible to engage with mentally ill people in the youngest generation in the same way because the Internet does such a fucking number on them.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #90 on: April 30, 2014, 07:32:42 PM »
Yeah to my limited knowledge, the "best case" for treating people with mental illness is a combination of A) treating them like human beings, with warmth & compassion, while B) not "validating" their problems.  e.g. don't confirm their delusions if they have them, don't let the equivalent of throwing a tantrum be a way to get rewarded, etc.

Back in the Old Days, the problem was usually A) - Bob would be shunned as the "crazy" one and all their thoughts & feelings ignored, and constant rejection / ignoral isn't good for one's mental health.  With the Internet, it's sometimes the reverse.   http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/13/fashion/13psych.html?pagewanted=all  -- an interesting article from 2008, I'm sure the issue is even more acute now.  It's about this forum for people who believe that government agents are stalking them and subtly controlling their life - shadowy figures are the ones who are placing your toothbrush in a different spot than where you're sure you left it, making laughing noises at your mistakes from unseen hiding places, etc.  On one hand, it's great that they can all engage with each other and treat each other as normal humans.  On the other hand, their delusions are now not just confirming, but growing in scope - they can all talk about the latest mind control scheme going on.

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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2014, 01:55:16 AM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2014/05/23/in-my-view-the-parties-do-not-need-a-judge-what-they-need-is-a-rather-stern-kindergarten-teacher/

I guess we're doing trigger warnings now, so I should warn you that this may set off a severe case of schadenfreude.
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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #93 on: May 26, 2014, 07:03:27 PM »
Amazing.

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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #95 on: June 04, 2014, 12:48:25 AM »
I am extremely suspicious of that study.  Male hurricane names only started being used in 1979, and it'd make perfect sense if pre-1979 hurricanes were deadlier - less preparation time, more people who are dumb, more people who don't have the resources to evacuate (e.g. a car), etc.  And checking, that complaint was in fact raised in the follow-up article:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2014/06/03/disbelief-shock-and-skepticism-hurricane-gender-study-faces-blowback/


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Re: Idiot of the day 2014: Your one stop topic for everything dumb.
« Reply #96 on: June 04, 2014, 04:59:12 AM »
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Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS).

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« Reply #97 on: June 04, 2014, 06:38:41 AM »
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Heh heh, you said penis.

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« Reply #98 on: June 04, 2014, 10:49:50 PM »
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