Andrew wasn't kidding, y'all are terrible at this.
Interestingly enough, we'd already considered Missile and Pylon. A Lovecraftian name was considered but if we do that it'll probably just go on the official paperwork. Townsend's Crawling Chaos ("Nyarlie" for short) is amusing but probably challenging to explain. I can imagine that conversation. "Oh he's so cute! What's his name?" "Nyarlie." "... is that a family name?"
Bitch Please might induce gender confusion. We do not wish to impose cisgender, heteronormative ideals upon any living creature.
Tam's interesting, especially with the Wheel of Time connection. (Which was probably unintentional). Also top 100 lists are names to avoid. I swear to god when we took Tally to puppy classes, every other puppy was named "Bella." Not coincidentally, this was during the height of the Twilight craze. Who does that?!
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Maybe we'll just call him Nemo.