Author Topic: 2020 Miscellaneous Links: Untitled Moose Game (Read 170905 times)

Fenrir · « **Reply #675 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:05:32 AM »

Good taste
I have bought it three times. Ebook, physical book, steam version.
No regrets

Cotigo · « **Reply #676 on:** July 26, 2015, 03:18:34 AM »

Quote from: NotMiki on July 26, 2015, 02:26:16 AM

https://www.humblebundle.com/books

want to call attention to this bundle. To Be or Not To Be is absolutely great, and everyone should own it.

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To Be or Not To Be is the choose-your-own-path version of Hamlet, written by Ryan North (Marvel Comics, Adventure Time, Dinosaur Comics), William Shakespeare (Macbeth, Cymbeline, Hamlet too I guess), and you (all sorts of stuff!)

You can play as Hamlet, Ophelia, or Hamlet's Dad, but if you choose him you die on the first page and have to play as a ghost investigating your own murder. It features over 100 different endings, each illustrated by one of the greatest artists working today, including Kate Beaton (Hark! A Vagrant), Andrew Hussie (MS Paint Adventures), and Noelle Stevenson (Nimona).
If you want to stick to Shakespeare's original plot, helpful Yorick skulls mark the choices Shakespeare took. But why would you want to do that? Especially when, instead of a play-within-a-play, there's a choose-your-own-path book within a choose-your-own-path book.

To be or not to be: that is the adventure.

Anyway for folks going to DLCon I'll be bringing a hard copy we can read and it will be Fun Times.

Yeaaaaaaaaaah I am all over this. Ryan North/Andrew Hussie/Kate Beaton collaboration? aw yiss

Going through the other books included in the bundle, I've read samples of Ava's Demon and Mother Russia, and both impressed me quite a bit.

NotMiki · « **Reply #677 on:** July 26, 2015, 04:03:39 AM »

Some of the best stuff in there is just following the true path and reading Hamlet as editorialized by Ryan North.

Sierra · « **Reply #678 on:** July 26, 2015, 11:08:34 AM »

I played it a little a couple months back when Fenrir gifted it to me on Steam. Hamlet played a lot of solitaire. If I keep this up people might say my fatal character flaw is indecisiveness.

NotMiki · « **Reply #679 on:** July 26, 2015, 10:08:53 PM »

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/10-billion-wives/id969657566?mt=8

Rule 34(b): there is waifu of it

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #680 on:** July 27, 2015, 03:55:54 AM »

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At first I downloaded the game as just a time killer, but as I've gotten deeper into I've developed a connection with my various waifus (TsundereWife is my favorite, but don't tell the others.) I plan to spend the rest of my days collecting thousands of millions of billions of waifus so that I'll be able to spread my love all around.

Okay, yes, Timebux is evil. This has solidified my view on the matter.

And dear god, it gets worse. There's recommended apps! Check out "Kingdom of Procreation" "Conquer the world by having children! Strategic Upbringing Simulation."

...I need a shower.

Grefter · « **Reply #681 on:** July 27, 2015, 08:26:31 AM »

Make sure you use something more viscous than water otherwise you will still get chafing.

sick fuck

metroid composite · « **Reply #682 on:** July 27, 2015, 04:40:04 PM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on July 22, 2015, 12:13:15 PM

Quote from: The Daleks on July 21, 2015, 01:32:03 PM
They won Mortal Kombat. Barely. Over a British guy. I think you have to be like 60 years old just to purchase Mortal Kombat in Britain.

America won Smash 4, the only game that matters.

*checks*

uhhh...Zero is from Chile. Currently living in California for training purposes, but I don't think he would call himself an American.

NotMiki · « **Reply #683 on:** July 28, 2015, 02:41:43 AM »

WE'LL TAKE 'IM!

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #684 on:** July 28, 2015, 10:42:31 AM »

Quote from: metroid composite on July 27, 2015, 04:40:04 PM

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on July 22, 2015, 12:13:15 PM
Quote from: The Daleks on July 21, 2015, 01:32:03 PM
They won Mortal Kombat. Barely. Over a British guy. I think you have to be like 60 years old just to purchase Mortal Kombat in Britain.

America won Smash 4, the only game that matters.

*checks*

uhhh...Zero is from Chile. Currently living in California for training purposes, but I don't think he would call himself an American.

...I HAVE BEEN MISLED!! LIES! SLANDER!

Fenrir · « **Reply #685 on:** July 31, 2015, 01:31:01 AM »

New Castlevania!!

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1086813

Is way worse than FE x SMT

Grefter · « **Reply #686 on:** July 31, 2015, 09:04:21 AM »

We need to work out the import cost of a Pachinko machine to France now?

Erotic Violence.

Cotigo · « **Reply #687 on:** July 31, 2015, 11:47:15 AM »

Quote from: Fenrir on July 31, 2015, 01:31:01 AM

New Castlevania!!

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1086813

Is way worse than FE x SMT

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Omg

This is totally par for the course for pachinko parlors though

NotMiki · « **Reply #688 on:** August 01, 2015, 07:26:50 AM »

http://textsfromffxiii.tumblr.com

Friendly reminder that this exists and is the best thing.

superaielman · « **Reply #689 on:** August 03, 2015, 12:48:18 AM »

A: JFC Konami

B: Texts from FF13 looks brilliant.

metroid composite · « **Reply #690 on:** August 03, 2015, 05:35:03 PM »

So...there's a new Tri-Ace thing, that is vaguely Valkyrie Profile ish. Except with a dude main character so not as cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY76h0TiKNk

Captain K · « **Reply #691 on:** August 03, 2015, 11:43:40 PM »

Damnit tri-Ace stop making me want to buy a PS4.

Cotigo · « **Reply #692 on:** August 04, 2015, 01:08:35 PM »

Quote from: metroid composite on August 03, 2015, 05:35:03 PM

Except with a dude main character so not as cool.

the misandry

Fenrir · « **Reply #693 on:** August 05, 2015, 08:47:52 AM »

The art direction is such a step down from VP

Re: Castlevania EROTIC VIOLENCE
we get Silent Hill Crazy Eyeballs And Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=91&v=QC7do_mC_mU

You might wonder what's their long term plan if they're just making pachinko machines reminiscent of games they made 20 years ago, but Konami's now pretty much soulless and dead:

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2015-08-03-new-article-on-konami-paints-a-bleak-picture

Castlevania / Metal Gear Solid / Suikoden / Silent Hill are over, RIP

Cotigo · « **Reply #694 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:20:46 AM »

wow more than that their treatment of employees is outright abhorrent

what a fucking terrible company konami has become

EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50kxLqYk4Io&feature=youtu.be

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #695 on:** August 05, 2015, 05:35:52 PM »

It sucks to see one of the best game publishers of the past 30 years reduced to this, especially since yeah it is likely the nail in Suikoden's coffin.

But yeah, fuck 'em.

VP-with-serial-numbers-filed-off looks interesting for sure, though agreed with Fenrir that the art direction is a step down. Not a fan of those character models at all.

AndrewRogue · « **Reply #696 on:** August 05, 2015, 06:17:02 PM »

Quote from: Dark Holy Elf on August 05, 2015, 05:35:52 PM

VP-with-serial-numbers-filed-off looks interesting for sure, though agreed with Fenrir that the art direction is a step down. Not a fan of those character models at all.

Agreed. Oddly ugly little game.

Sierra · « **Reply #697 on:** August 05, 2015, 08:43:45 PM »

The chibikid designs are very un-Cid. Tri-Ace needs to just make VP: Hrist already so I can die fulfilled.

And I thought Suikoden was already dead anyway?

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #698 on:** August 05, 2015, 08:45:08 PM »

Perhaps I should have said the final nail in Suikoden's coffin. But I am a foolish optimist and hold out hope.

Fenrir · « **Reply #699 on:** August 06, 2015, 12:56:21 AM »

The article says development on the series has stopped so they're not even going to release a Suikoden patchinko machine with a 108 combo multiplier.

Anyway: Omega Labybrinth for the PS Vita. It was just announced.

Here is the logo:

Here are the details on the website: "Embark on a chest-expanding adventure. A new roguelike RPG of wondrous chest sizes begins.”

Now if they could just make the same game except with dicks

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